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Hosting a Romantic Canoe Lunch Date

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A man and woman in hats sit in a canoe with a charcuterie plate between them.

A professional photographer returns to a favorite place from childhood to enjoy a romantic lunch date with her husband as they float in a canoe down a proverbial lazy river in Georgia.

A man sits in a canoe with a charcuterie spread in front of him.

Up a Lazy River Canoe Date with Charcuterie

As a child, photographer Ashley Hafstead used to go on canoe trips along rivers in the Georgia highlands, her father in back, she up front, their gear in between. “I just remember as a kid that it gave me this sense of adventure and self-worth going canoeing and also having the responsibility of helping to maneuver the boat with my dad. It was really great,” she says. (The whole family would also sometimes go in two boats, with an adult in each, their canoes tied together when they paused for lunch.)

A couple in a canoe on a calm river, enjoying an elaborate charcuterie board lunch served on wooden planks across the boat's gunwales.

Now, as an adult living in Santa Fe, she longed to reconnect with lush greenery, with the river, and to spend a long, languid day paddling with her husband. She used the same company, Appalachian Outfitters, that her family had when she was young. The outfit offers trips that depart from Dahlonega, a longer one along the Etoway (about 4 hours) as well as a shorter one on the Chestatee (about 2 1/2 hours), in lovely, old-fashioned canoes—or more modern kayaks. “You can pull off and go swimming and hang out on a sandy beach. It’s just really relaxing, honestly.”

A rustic wooden wall decorated with adventure-themed signs including "Appalachian Adventures," "Big Bend Beach," and "Welcome to Dahlonega" at a Georgia river outfitter.

How to Feast

Being something of a foodie as well as an avid cook, Ashley brought along an elaborate charcuterie board for lunch, to be enjoyed on the water. (The rivers are pretty calm so, if you’re not paddling, you’re almost sitting still.) She pre-cut everything and packed four small boards to rest on the canoe’s yolks to serve as an impromptu table. “Sometimes when I do picnics, I’ll make a cold salad—like a beautiful Italian chicken salad with an Italian vinaigrette—lots of herbs, cut up chicken, almonds, and then I’ll serve that with bread.”

A map of the Chestatee River near Dahlonega, Georgia, showing paddling routes, rapids, and the Appalachian Outfitters canoe outpost.

She also brought along thermoses, a serving board, and two dry bags to hold everything. The couple left their coolers and other gear on a sandbar and then headed back out to have a super chill dining experience. “I love being around water. For me, anytime I’m on a river, it’s peace and solitude. It’s a way to disconnect from the sensory overload we have on a daily basis.”

The people at Appalachian drop you and your stuff off and then pick you up at a takeout point, so it’s an unstructured day, giving you ample time to paddle, swim, take in some sun, and recharge. “It was a romantic date for my husband and me—really wonderful.”

A high-altitude aerial view of a single canoe with two people paddling down a calm, winding river flanked by a dense green forest canopy in the Georgia highlands.

What You Need to Host Your Date

The road to a successful outdoor adventure—on land or water– is smoother with the right gear. Ashley Hafstead suggests some key items and sources.

Dry Bags

Top-loading dry bags in a range of sizes from NRS or Freelaxy keep your gear organized…and dry.

A man and woman splash each other in a river.

Thermos

A Classic Stanley insulates drinks (hot or cold ) with durable, double-wall vacuum insulation.

Enamelware Plates and Bowls

Barebones Living offers up timeless and unbreakable enamelware for an elegant lunch that generates less trash than paper plates.

Cooler

A steel Coleman cooler is substantial enough to sit on, insulated enough to keep your lunch cool, and durable enough to last countless trips into the wild.

A couple wrapped in a black-and-white patterned blanket standing in a shallow river surrounded by lush green forest during a romantic trip to the Georgia highlands.

Story by Stephen Treffinger
Photography and Styling by Ashley Hafstead
Canoes and Planning Courtesy of Appalachian Outfitters, canoegeorgia.com

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Collier’s Cuts: After 30 Years, ‘Scream 7’ Sticks to the Formula

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Ghost face from Scream 7 walks with a knife out at his side.
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A graphic for Scream 7 with a 3/5 star rating.

It has been three decades since the subversive slasher Scream simultaneously satirized and revitalized its genre. Now, the seventh installment is content to play the hits.

Scream 7 Movie Review

From an opening visit to one of the original film’s key locations to a conclusion that — no spoilers — doesn’t reinvent the wheel, Scream 7 has no ambitions beyond … well, doing Scream stuff. New characters get slashed; old ones turn up (in one way or another). Nick Cave’s Red Right Hand plays. The chracters discuss rules of a horror movie. Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), now Sidney Prescott-Evans, confronts a cadre of masked killers.

That longer surname refers to our Final Girl’s attempt to settle into some kind of grown-up normalcy, in spite of 30 years of terror. She’s married — to a cop (Joel McHale), helpfully — and has a trio of kids. We find her sparring with her eldest, Tatum (Isabel May) over typical teen stuff. (The younger kids are off at grandma’s for the week, presumably to spare the audience the added tension of tots in peril.)

In spite of a high-end security system and ever-ready sidearm, though, Sidney is never at ease. And wouldn’t you know it: A caller claiming to be a foe from Sid’s distant past threatens Tatum, and we’re off to the races.

More Easter Eggs Than the Candy Aisle

For an hour or more, the film loads itself with references — some subtle, some painfully obvious — to its predecessors. Tatum’s beau (Sam Rechner) crawls through her window, repeating dialogue from the first film; the next morning, Tatum dons her mother’s old college jacket (as seen in (Scream 2), sparking a confrontation. The film is explicitly focused on its own lore; while that served as meta-commentary in the superior 2022 film (confusingly, also called Scream), it’s mostly just fan service here.

That dedication is wise at times and foolhardy at others. Undoubtedly, this is a series with devotees; at the opening-night screening I attended, nearly everyone in attendance arrived wearing official series merchandise. (Admittedly: That tally includes this writer.) While such hyper-awareness is canny, it can be overdone; at times, Scream 7 leans in too heavily.

Don’t Spoil the Ending — Not That You’ll Want To

Despite its indulgences, Scream 7 leads an ugly but steady drive up the field for most of its runtime — then fumbles the ball on the goal line. I would never even hint at the ending of a film in this franchise — a series inextricably linked to the rise of spoiler aversion among genre fans — but I will say that the conclusion is woefully unsatisfying. It’s hard to imagine either diehards or casual viewers will find these revelations compelling; it seems a case of trying to out-twist the audience rather than simply delivering a proper conclusion.

Does that matter? Yes and no. For fans, it may feel like a cop out; for less committed moviegoers, it will simply be confusing. But the blood is already good and shed at that point. Until the final moments, Scream 7 is often funny, generally compelling and even occasionally shocking — impressive after all these years.

And hey — they can always innovate next time. Scream 8 is reportedly in development.

No One Dares Confront Ghostface at the Box Office

Here’s a bit of movie trivia: So fevered was the anticipation for 1997’s Scream 2 that several high-profile releases delayed opening to avoid the competition. Chief among them: Titanic, which waited a week rather than square off with the Scream juggernaut. A James Bond film, Tomorrow Never Dies, did the same thing. Accordingly, Scream 7 mostly has the weekend to itself in terms of new releases — though the acclaimed Iraqi film The President’s Cake is receiving a limited release.

Among repertory showings, the harrowing western The Revenant is back in theaters to mark its 10th anniversary. Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar for The Revenant, though the most exemplary aspect of the film may be the striking, natural lighting.

Speaking of the Oscars, in-theater presentations of the nominated short films have increased in popularity. Look for showings of the nominated live-action, animated and documentary shorts at an arthouse or independent cinema near you.

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Story by Sean Collier
Photo Courtesy of Paramount Pictures‘ Scream 7

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Lamb and Ham Recipes for Easter and Beyond

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An aerial view of a cooked ham with blueberry yuzu glaze sitting in a white roasting tray with blueberries, thyme, and lemon garnishing the meat.

Ham appears at both the Christmas and Easter dinner tables, but it’s also a kitchen staple that sits at that coveted intersection of easy to make and delicious. It’s that perfect food that you can make look restaurant-perfect, while behind the scenes it’s an easy prep-and-cook process. The meat is tasty by nature, so it doesn’t need a whole lot of dressing up. It’s no wonder it’s such a popular holiday food.

Lamb acts the same way and becomes more flavorful with further additions. You’ll see it in special occasion meals and it often becomes a symbol during Easter time.

Why Do We Eat Ham on Easter?

The tradition of eating ham on Easter partially comes from practicality. If you were curing meats all winter, they were ready by the time Easter came around. Pigs are also symbols of prosperity and decadence—after a long Lenten season, eating ham on Easter is a way to indulge. If you’re looking to ham it up this Easter, try these ham recipes, but also keep them in your back pocket as easy but gourmet meals for any time of year.

Why Do we Eat Lamb on Easter?

Many Christians eat lamb at Easter because it symbolizes sacrifice, redemption, and new life. The tradition has deep roots in the Jewish festival of Passover, when a lamb was sacrificed and its blood marked on doorposts as a sign of protection in the biblical book of Exodus. Early Christians connected this imagery to Jesus Christ, who is often called the “Lamb of God” because his death and resurrection are seen as a sacrifice that brings salvation. Not to mention, the luxury of lamb was perfect for a special occasion.

Ham and Lamb Recipes for Easter and Beyond

Easter Dinner Ham Recipes

Ham, Beans, and Greens

An aerial view of a light brown bowl filled with Ham, Beans, and Greens

Things are classics for a reason, like a good old beans and greens recipe. This makes a great appetizer for an Easter meal or a quick-and-easy weeknight dinner with English mustard and crusty bread on the side. If you’re not in the mood for a full on glazed ham, ham with beans and greens is a great alternative.

Ham with Blueberry and Yuzu Glaze

An aerial view of a cooked ham with blueberry yuzu glaze sitting in a white roasting tray with blueberries, thyme, and lemon garnishing the meat.

This is a traditional Easter ham with a twist. The glaze on this ham uses yuzu-cha which can can be found in Asian markets. Yuzu-cha is a marmalade-like product that you can combine with water to make delicious tea (“cha” means tea), but for this recipe, it adds a tartness to the blueberry glaze on the ham. A hint of bourbon mixes with the blueberry, yuzu, and brown sugar to create (we think) one of the most delicious hams out there.

Apple Cider Glazed Ham from Food and Wine

An. apple cider ham on a white background with green beans on the side.
Greg DuPree / Prop Styling by Missie Crawford / Food Styling by Ali Ramee.

If you miss the flavors of fall, an apple cider glaze can add some of that savory spice to your ham. This Food & Wine recipe can be for any holiday and make even the pickiest of ham skeptics want to try it. The mouthwatering apple cider glaze is just the right amount of sweetness with a full-bodied, savory taste that brings back memories of pumpkin spice season. Garnishing with oranges makes a nice complement, too.  

Sous Vide City Ham wiith Balsamic Brown Sugar Glaze from Serious Eats

Slices of sous vide city ham on a white background.
Photo J. Kenji López-Alt / Courtesy of Serious Eats.

Sous vide cooking is a fun way to spruce up your ham technique. For this recipe from Serious Eats, you’ll need to submerge the ham in the sous vide cooker for 3-8 hours—perfect if you have a busy day and want a no-fussing, no-frills route to deliciousness. As a note, if the ham you buy doesn’t come in packaging, you will want to put vacuum-sealed packaging around it for it to retain moisture while it’s in the sous vide cooker.

Ham, Bacon, and Cheddar Breakfast Pastry Puffs

Six Breakfast Pastry Puffs sit on butcher paper as a bit of blackberry topping peaks in from the right side.

Start the celebration early. These Ham, Bacon, and Cheddar Breakfast Pastry Puffs are a fast-and-easy morning meal. These puffs also could make an adorable breakfast to give the kids with their Easter basket to make the day extra special.

Easter Dinner Lamb Recipes

Spring Lamb Chops

A plate of spring lamb chops with smoky roasted radishes.

A bright and fresh take, our Spring Lamb Chops bring together juicy, farm-raised lamb chops seared to perfection with a vibrant mint chimichurri, silky leek purée, and caramelized radishes. Market produce and herbaceous accents make this dish a standout.

Bourbon Glazed Lamb Chops

Grilled lamb chops with herb garnish

Sweet meets smoky. These Bourbon Glazed Lamb Chops, take grilled chops and brush them with a rich bourbon-honey and white wine vinegar glaze. Then, it’s all finished with a sprinkle of bright fresh mint for bold, finger-licking flavor.

Burgundy Braised Lamb Shank Dinner

A white plate holds a lamb dinner with burgundy braised lamb shank, roasted vegetables, and a homemade dressing, all on a white table.

Looking for a way to make lamb chops even more elegant? This Burgundy Braised Lamb Shank Dinner sinks fall-off-the-bone tender lamb shanks in a burgundy-infused sauce. We’re pairing this main with a medley of roasted root vegetables and bright caper-tarragon gribiche.

Santa Maria-Style Dry Rub Lamb

A leg of lamb with a dry rub santa maria-style seasoning sits on an orange plate with a fork and knife cutting it open.

Since the weather is starting to warm up, why not take your lamb to the grill? A peppery, herb-spiked dry rub forms a spicy, garlicky crust as your lamb leg roasts and finishes on the grill. Not to mention, it complements any side you desire.

Crown Roast of Lamb with Mint Sauce

A crown roast of lamb with min sauce from the gilded age sits among a bed of figs and potatoes and greens.

We’re big fans of making an impact and in case you need to show up and out this Easter, this is the dish for you. The next time your parents complain about something in your life, remind them of this beautiful Crown Roast of Lamb with Mint Sauce you succeeded in making.

Story by Kylie Thomas

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Pineapple Season Starts with These Recipes

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Baked salmon topped with pineapple mango salsa sits on a white dishes.

When the days grow longer and the spring ingredients start to arrive, one tropical favorite begins to steal the spotlight: pineapple. Pineapple season typically peaks from March through July, though in some regions it can extend into early fall. During this time, the fruit is at its sweetest, juiciest, and most vibrant, perfect for adding to various recipes.

More About Pineapples

Native to South America and later cultivated extensively in places like Hawaii, Costa Rica, and Philippines, pineapple thrives in warm, tropical climates. Thanks to modern growing regions around the world, it’s available year-round but true pineapple season brings peak flavor and natural sweetness that simply tastes like sunshine.

Health Benefits

Beyond its bold, refreshing taste, pineapple is packed with vitamin C, antioxidants, and bromelain, an enzyme known for its digestive benefits. Its balance of sweetness and acidity makes it incredibly versatile too, allowing you to bake and grill it.

As pineapple season begins, it’s the perfect time to embrace this golden fruit at its best with these recipes.

Pineapple Recipes for Springtime

Grilled Pork Chops with Grilled Pineapple

Pork chops, pineapple, and peaches on the grill make for a sweet summertime meal.

One of our favorite ways of serving Pineapple after giving it a moment on the grill. The bit of char adds a smokiness to this sweet fruit that cannot be beat. To match, we’re adding on a pair of Grilled Pork Chops and a Grilled Peach salad on the side.

Strawberry Pineapple Agua Fresca

Three glasses of strawberry pineapple agua fresca sit in glasses on a white picnic table surrounded by strawberries and slices of pineapple.

Head to your local farmers market to grab the ingredients to make your own agua fresca at home. Let the warm weather in with this refreshing drink that uses fresh fruit, sparkling water, and a bit of honey. Plus pineapple and strawberry blend well for their differing profiles of tangy and sugary.

Bacon Wrapped Scallops with Mango and Pineapple Salsa

Four bacon wrapped scallops with fruity mango pineapple salsa sits on a blue plate.

Scallops are one of the best seafood mains for mixing with other ingredients with it’s subtle taste that takes on whatever it’s cooked with. We wrap tender scallops in crispy bacon and serve atop a pineapple and mango salsa with a bit of spicy jalapeño.

Cranberry Pineapple Upside Down Cake

An aerial shot of a pineapple Pineapple Upside Down Cake Recipe

While you could rely on canned pineapple slices atop this decadent and moist upside down cake, we think cutting the slices from a whole pineapple makes it so much better. Brown sugar, butter, and cranberries finish things off so you can feel good about the dessert you’re serving.

Grilled Swordfish with Pineapple Salsa

A white plate with a piece of grilled swordfish with a pineapple salsa on top and a salad on the side. A fork and knife also sit on the plate.

Salsa doesn’t have to have tomatoes. Instead, substitute in pineapple for something different and tropical. Then mix in jalapeño peppers, red onion, bell peppers, herbs, and balsamic vinegar. This dresses up your swordfish without overwhelming it.

Salmon With Pineapple Mango Salsa

Baked salmon topped with pineapple mango salsa sits on a white dishes.

In case you prefer salmon over swordfish and don’t mind savoring another springtime favorite, try this dish for one of your weeknight dinners. The pineapple mango salsa here brings island flavors to a fresh fillet of salmon.

Story by Kylie Thomas

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Spring Spinach Recipes for Peak Season Flavor

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An aerial view of a dippy egg sitting on top of creamed spinach. a few pieces of sliced french bread sits off to the left of the plate.

Spring has a way of refreshing everything, even what’s on our plates. As farmers’ markets begin to fill with vibrant greens, spinach lays waiting to be used in soups, alongside proteins, with breakfast, and so much more. Thriving in cool weather, spinach reaches its sweetest and most tender stage from early spring through late May, before the heat of summer causes the leaves to toughen and turn more bitter.

More on Growing Spinach

Unlike many vegetables that prefer warmer temperatures, spinach flourishes in crisp air and mild sunlight. That’s why spring harvests are especially prized. The leaves are softer, brighter, and more delicate in flavor. Though spinach is grown worldwide—with leading production in countries like China and the United States—local spring crops often deliver the freshest taste and texture.

Health Benefits

Nutritionally, spinach has earned its reputation as a powerhouse green. Packed with iron, vitamin C, vitamin K, and antioxidants, it offers both flavor and function in every handful. Its versatility is part of its charm, easily adapting to light cooking or fresh preparations without overpowering all other ingredients.

As spring unfolds, incorporating spinach into your recipes is a simple way to celebrate the flavors of the season.

Spring Spinach Recipes

Spinach Soup with Cashew Cream

A bowl of spinach soup on a blue background.

Since we still have cooler days as we move into March, April, and even May, a warming Spinach Soup can make a cozy lunch or dinner. Here you’ll use cashew cream that makes the texture as silky as possible then garnish with toasted cashews too.

Puy Lentils with Spinach and Pancetta

A bowl of puy lentils with spinach and pancetta, generously topped with feta, in a white soup bowl

Looking to get your protein fix? Puy lentils provide a hearty base that you can layer other flavors on top of. We choose to add in leafy green spinach as well as slightly salty pancetta which you can abstain from using in case you want to make this dish vegetarian-friendly.

Roasted Cauliflower Soup with Mushrooms and Spinach

Roasted Cauliflower Soup

Take advantage of the limbo between winter and spring by combining some of their best produce. Cold weather cauliflower meets bright spinach and earthy mushrooms for a filling soup. Let the vegetable stock be your guide and let your mind run wild with additions.

Creamed Spinach with Dippy Eggs

An aerial view of a dippy egg sitting on top of creamed spinach. a few pieces of sliced french bread sits off to the left of the plate.

Need a breakfast recipe that gets you up and ready to go? Fill your morning with Creamed Spinach and Dippy Eggs. Get the best of both worlds as you savor the rich runny yolk of a dippy egg and the robustness of spinach.

Egyptian Spinach Spanakopita

A flat-lay image of spinach pies and spring roll appetizers .

A bit of phyllo dough and Egyptian spinach leaves make up two of the best parts of Spanakopita but we can’t forget about the crumbly feta that intertwines with these two. In this recipe we also use a za’atar spice blend that bumps up the flavor with a bit of umami.

Roasted Salmon with Sautéed Spinach and Zucchini-Dill Relish

A roasted salmon sits on a bed of spinach, zucchini, and dill relish.

If you’re looking to impress a partner or maybe wow your family then this Roasted Salmon is the dinner you’ve been waiting for. Perfectly cooked salmon is just the beginning of this dish. The real treat are the accompaniments of sautéed spinach and a homemade zucchini-dill relish.

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Pit Firing Pottery in the Winter

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A gloved hand pulls a still-smoking, primitive-fired ceramic pot from a pit of glowing coals after an overnight outdoor firing session.

What happens when a group of friends makes something together? Creativity sparks. The workaday world fades away. People draw closer thanks to pit firing in the wintertime.

Handmade clay pottery pieces wrapped in copper wire and foil sitting on a wooden bench in front of a roaring campfire for primitive outdoor firing.

A Group of Friends Bond Through Winter Pit Firing Pottery

There’s something deeply human about the urge to create. When that instinct is shared with others, it becomes something even more powerful. Getting together with friends to make something, anything, can shake you out of your daily routine and bring an energy that’s hard to find anywhere else. It’s not just about the end result. It’s about the process, the mess, the momentum, and the connection that happens when everyone is in it together.

A group of friends sits around a roaring campfire in the woods with a dog, watching a primitive pottery firing in a galvanized metal pit.

A few of us recently spent the night at my friend Kim’s cabin to try something none of us had tried before. Stephan has been getting into pottery and wanted to test primitive firing techniques in a natural setting with some of the pieces he made. We built a fire deep in the woods, layering sawdust, copper wire, foil, horsehair, banana peels, and oxides, then tucked the pots inside and fed the flames late into the night.

The Pit Firing Process

Dan kept the fire roaring so we could get maximum heat. The comforting smell of campfire smoke clung to our clothes as sparks rose into the dark. In the morning, we uncovered still glowing coals and pulled out the pots, each one marked by smoke, flame, and the unusual mix of materials it had touched.

We rinsed them in a mountain stream, the cold water revealing raw and beautiful results we could never have planned. It was messy, imperfect, and unforgettable. And it reminded me why I love making things with people I care about. Each person brought their own curiosity, skill, and spirit to the experience. That’s what made it special.
So many people stick to what they know, fall into rhythms, and forget how good it can feel to try something unfamiliar just for the sake of it. This is your reminder to break that pattern. Grab a few friends and make something together. It doesn’t have to be perfect. It doesn’t even have to make sense.

A smoke-stained ceramic pot sitting among ashes and burnt foil after being fired with horsehair in a primitive outdoor kiln.

Just get your hands dirty. Choose the unfamiliar. See what happens. You might walk away with something unexpected, something lasting and not just the thing you made, but the memory of who you were with when you made it.

A person scrubbing a small, fired ceramic pot with a brush in a sparkling mountain stream to reveal its natural finish.

A Word from Stephan

“I had some bisque pots I wanted to finish in a way that felt more raw and more open to chance. Pit firing is one of the first ways people fired clay, it’s as old as pottery itself, and I wanted to see what the fire would leave behind. I hoped for color from the oxides, texture from horsehair, carbon from the flame. We got some of that. But more than anything, I wanted to share the experience with friends, enjoy the time outside, the work, and process by firelight, with food, and good company.” – Stephan Caspar

A man using a long metal tube to blow air into a roaring campfire to increase the heat for a primitive pottery firing in the woods at night.

Story and Photography by Matt Dayak

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Collier’s Cuts: ‘How to Make a Killing’ at the Multiplex

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Glenn Powell holding a bow in how to Make a Killing.

A24 assembles an attractive cast for the dark comedy How to Make a Killing — while the writer behind Seven returns to horror with the ominous Psycho Killer.

How to Make a Killing Movie Review

Graphic for How to Make a Killing with a screen grab, information, and 2.5/5 rating.

If one of the main goals of a movie is to give us attractive, likable people to stare at, How to Make a Killing does a fine job. Heartthrob of the moment Glen Powell plays Becket Redfellow, the estranged youngest scion of a billionaire family; Margaret Qualley plays Julia, a childhood friend turned devious schemer; and Jessica Henwick plays Becket’s well-meaning girlfriend.

Cast out of the Redfellow dynasty, Becket is determined to reclaim his place — and substantial fortune — by any means necessary. If that involves killing off his generally despicable relatives, so be it. Julia watches the (mostly comedic) carnage from afar, seeking an advantage; as the body count piles up and the walls close in, Becket is forced to make a series of desperate decisions.

Unfortunately, How to Make a Killing — a sophomore effort from Emily the Criminal helmer John Patton Ford — either doesn’t decide what it is or fails to convince the viewer that such a choice has been made. It certainly has funny moments and positions itself as a dark comedy, but it operates more like a tense drama … minus the tension. The likable cast also features Topher Grace, Ed Harris and reliable character actor Bill Camp; the performers make what they can out of the ho-hum material. By the time the twists untangle, though, you may well have mentally left the theater.

Psycho Killer Movie Review

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Andrew Kevin Walker can be counted as minor nobility in the horror genre, having penned the excellent script for Seven. That’s a credit to make a career out of, and Walker has done just that, contributing to the screenplays for other David Fincher products (including Fight Club and The Game) while turning in a number of other less memorable, but not unsuccessful, efforts (Sleepy Hollow, Windfall).

Psycho Killer, a fairly straightforward slasher with a sinister atmosphere, is not quite up to the standard of even Walker’s middling efforts. A cross-country police pursuit in the guise of a slasher movie, Psycho Killer concerns the rampage of a hulking, Satanic murderer (James Preston Rogers). That spree includes the killing of a highway patrolman during a traffic stop; the fallen officer’s widow (Georgina Campbell) undertakes a quest for vigilante justice.

The great Malcolm McDowell turns up for a bit as a hedonistic devil worshipper, livening up the middle act, but Psycho Killer sputters long before a series of undercooked revelations in the final reel. What merit the film has belongs to director Gavin Polone, in his feature debut; in the early-going, he captures the bleak and cold reality of modern travel, depicting desolate roadsides and hardscrabble motels with no shortage of atmosphere. I’m eager to see what Polone does next; hopefully, he’s given better material. 

Imagine a Little Midwinter Break … or Just Hang Out with Paul McCartney

The actors Ciarán Hinds and Lesley Manville are phenomenal, but early reviews have been mixed for their two-hander, Midwinter Break. The film follows a married couple as they’re reminded of the past on a visit to Amsterdam.

The excellent documentarian Morgan Neville helms Paul McCartney: Man on the Run, an all-access look at the musician in the decade after the dissolution of The Beatles. Neville’s films have included acclaimed biographies of Fred Rogers and Anthony Bourdain, but it was another music doc, 20 Feet From Stardom, that earned him an Oscar; that bodes well for Man on the Run.

The faith-based film I Can Only Imagine, about the writing of the song of that title — the top-selling single of all time among Christian tunes — was an unexpected hit. Hence, there’s a sequel (even without the benefit of another hit record), I Can Only Imagine 2

The Flashback Cinemas series, found in smaller theater chains throughout the country, revives a Hollywood favorite every Sunday night. This week’s pick remains one of the best in-theater experiences of all time: Jurassic Park. Visit Flashback Cinema for screening locations.

Story by Sean Collier
Photo Courtesy of A24‘s How to Make a Killing

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Sheer Birinj (Afghan Rice Pudding)

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A white bowl of Sheer Birinj Afghan rice pudding with crushed walnuts forming a cross.

Creamy, delicate, and gently perfumed with cardamom, Sheer Birinj is a beloved Afghan rice pudding that transforms simple pantry staples into something deeply comforting and celebratory. Often served at family gatherings or as a sweet finish to a meal, this fragrant dessert sports a silky texture and subtle sweetness. Achieving that signature creaminess starts with the right rice. A short-grain white variety such as arborio or Calrose is essential, as its higher starch content creates the pudding’s consistency. This particular recipe come from Afghan refugee Fatima who is now forming a new life in Pittsburgh.

A person passes another an individual serving of Sheer Birinj Afghan Rice pudding.

What is the History of Sheer Birinj?

Sheer Birinj, which literally translates to “milk and rice,” is one of the oldest traditional rice puddings in Afghan and Persian culinary history. Its roots extend back to the broader Middle Eastern and Central Asian traditions where milk-based desserts took the table for both nourishment and hospitality. In fact, historians and food researchers trace early versions of this dish to Persian cuisine, where they describe it in legend as the food of angels. They even say it was served when the Prophet Muhammad reached the seventh tier of heaven.

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A white bowl of Sheer Birinj Afghan rice pudding with crushed walnuts forming a cross.

Sheer Birinj (Afghan Rice Pudding)


  • Author: Fatima

Description

A fragrant and delicious Afghan rice pudding.


Ingredients

Scale
  • 1 cup dry short grain white rice
  • 5 cups whole milk
  • ½ cup sugar
  • 1 tsp cardamom
  • Crushed almonds or walnuts for garnish (optional)


Instructions

  1. Begin by rinsing the rice in hot water to soften it. Then soak the rice for 1 hour. Drain the rice.
  2. On the stovetop, place your milk in a large, heavy-bottom pot along with the drained rice. Bring to a slow boil, stirring frequently and decrease heat to medium-low so that it is just simmering.
  3. Place a lid on the pan. The milk will begin to reduce and thicken as the rice cooks. Be sure it does not burn or stick to the bottom of the pan by stirring frequently.
  4. After 1 hour add the sugar and cardamom. Continue to simmer on low heat for about 30 minutes with the lid on, stirring at least every 10 to 15 minutes.
  5. Once it reaches the desired texture, remove the pot from the stovetop and cool. Move the sheer birinj to the desired serving dish and garnish with crushed almonds or walnuts if desired.
  6. The finished sheer birinj can set in the fridge overnight.

Notes

Use a short grain white rice like arborio or Calrose rice.

Recipe by Fatima
Photography by Katie Long

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Afghani Kabuli Pulao (Rice Pilaf)

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A black bowl full of Afghani Kabuli Pulao (Rice Pilaf) with nuts over top.

Fragrant, colorful, and deeply symbolic, Afghani Kabuli Pulao is the national dish of Afghanistan and a centerpiece of celebrations. This rice pilaf layers long-grain basmati rice with tender lamb, sweet caramelized carrots, gentle spices of cardamom and cumin, as well as plump raisins, creating a balance of savory and subtly sweet. Kabuli Pulao is traditionally for sharing with honored guests at special gatherings. This recipe comes from Afghan refugee Fatima who is now forming a new life in Pittsburgh.

A person spoons a topping onto a bowl of Kabuli Pulao.

How Did Kabuli Pulao Become the National Dish of Afghanistan?

Kabuli Pulao earned its place as Afghanistan’s national dish through a combination of geography, trade, and tradition. Afghanistan’s position along the historic Silk Road allowed rice, spices, dried fruits, and nuts to flow into the region easily from India, Persia, and Central Asia. Over time, Afghan cooks took these ingredients and made them into a dish that felt distinctly their own.

The dish became closely associated with Kabul, the nation’s capital, due to its appearance in royal courts at major celebrations. Because rice was once a luxury ingredient, Kabuli Pulao was traditionally reserved for honored guests, weddings, and holidays as a symbol of status, generosity, and hospitality.

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A black bowl full of Afghani Kabuli Pulao (Rice Pilaf) with nuts over top.

Afghani Kabuli Pulao (Rice Pilaf)


  • Author: Fatima

Description

The national dish of Afghanistan!


Ingredients

Scale

For the rice:

  • 2 cups extra-long grain basmati rice
  • 1 tsp cumin

For the sugar sauce: 

  • 1 tbsp granulated sugar
  • 1/3 cup cooking oil or sesame oil
  • ¼ cup water

For the carrot and raisin mixture:

  • 3 medium carrots, cut into matchsticks or shredded
  • 1 to 2 tsp cooking oil
  • ½ tsp granulated sugar
  • 1 cup raisins
  • 1 tsp crushed or freshly grated green cardamom pods


Instructions

  1. Rinse rice thoroughly until water runs clear. Soak it in warm water for 2 hours
  2. Fill a large, heavy pot with water and bring to a boil. Add salt to taste. Cook rice according to package instructions.
  3. Cover with a heavy lid and cook on low boil for 5 to 10 minutes. Then remove lid and low boil until rice is fully cooked (but not too soft) for 15 minutes.
  4. When rice starts to soften, drain in a colander. Return to pot to keep warm.
  5. Prepare the caramel sauce by adding 1 tablespoon granulated sugar and 1/3 cup of cooking oil to a pan to brown. When sugar begins to brown, add ¼ cup of water. Stir and set aside.
  6. Cook matchstick carrots in in 1 teaspoon oil and ½ tsp sugar until they start to soften. Set aside.
  7. Fry the raisins just to soften in the same pan, adding more oil if needed.
  8. Wrap the carrots and raisins together in a foil packet.
  9. Using a spatula or spoon, make about 15-20 holes in the cooked rice, from the top all the way to the bottom of the pan.
  10. Pour the oil and sugar mixture over the rice.
  11. Sprinkle 1 tsp cumin over the rice.
  12. Place the foil packet of carrots and raisins on top of the rice. Cover with heavy lid. Cook on low heat for 15 minutes
  13. Remove the lid. Unwrap the carrots and raisins and add 1 teaspoon crushed or freshly grated green cardamom pods to the carrots and raisins and reserve some of this mixture for garnishing. Then mix the rest through the rice with a large spoon.
  14. Garnish with reserved carrot and raisin mixture and serve.

Recipe by Fatima
Photography by Katie Long

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Mango Recipes That Add Deliciousness to Every Meal

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A panzanella mango salad sits on a white plate by bowls of seasonings and a set of silverware.

Just when it comes time to transition into springtime recipes, you’ll start to see mangoes popping up in stores again. By mid-March to early April their peak is in full swing. Tender, juicy, and gorgeous in color, the mango has a ton of different uses besides just eating it as is or adding on top of desserts. Plus, mangoes are great for your health and can benefit your gut, hair, skin, cholesterol, and blood pressure. Think vitamins, minerals, and fiber that all help supply your body with what it needs.

Where Do Mangoes Grow?

Let’s just say the cold and mangoes don’t quite get along. This fruit grows most abundantly in tropical and subtropical regions where warm temperatures and seasonal rainfall create ideal conditions. The largest producer in the world is India, which accounts for a significant share of global mango production thanks to its hot climate and long growing season. Other major producers include China, Thailand, Indonesia, Mexico, and Pakistan. In the Americas, mangoes also thrive in parts of Central and South America, while in the United States they are mainly in southern Florida and Hawaii.

Mango Recipes for Salads, Drinks, and More

Coco & Mango Milk Punch

Coco and Mango Milk Punch greenery in the background

Fresh fruit makes the best Coco & Mango NA Milk Punch. If you’re looking to sip a mocktail that feels like springtime then this is it. Make a mango puree at home to use in this recipe along with coconut water, pineapple juice, milk, lime juice, and a dried chili “hair” topping.

Panzanella Mango Salad

A panzanella mango salad sits on a white plate by bowls of seasonings and a set of silverware.

We’re always looking for new ways to dress up our salad. Here the soft texture of mango meets the crunch of grilled bread. To bring these two elements together we also mix up a citrusy dressing to pour over cherry tomatoes, green onions, and a bit of cilantro.

Tropical Mango Smoothie

Two tall glasses with stems hold Tropical Mango Smoothie with strawberries on the rim with little cocktail umbrellas in the strawberries.

Kick your feet back and try to imagine the warm sands of a sunny beach with blue waters as you sip on a Tropical Mango Smoothie. Mango is the star here but we have a secret ingredient that takes this recipe over the top: rosemary simple syrup. It makes all the difference.

Matcha Rice Krispies Treats with Mango

A white plate full of matcha rice krispie treats with mango. It sits beside two glasses of milk on a green background.

You could grab mango that’s already dried for this recipe but making your own in the oven is half of the fun. After some patience, you can dice up your dried mango to place in a sticky, gooey blend of matcha and Rice Krispies Treats. Get the kiddos involved on this one, they’ll love forming the bars!

Bacon Wrapped Scallops with Mango and Pineapple Salsa

Four bacon wrapped scallops with fruity mango pineapple salsa sits on a blue plate.

If you thought scallops were decadent let us introduce you to a recipe that’s luxury on luxury. We wrap tender scallops in bacon and then finish on a plate with a mango and pineapple salsa. Easy to make and we recommend saving any extra salsa for chips another night.

Salmon With Pineapple Mango Salsa

Baked salmon topped with pineapple mango salsa sits on a white dishes.

Don’t be fooled, this recipe isn’t all sweet. While the flavor of mango shines with a fresh cut of salmon and pineapple, a bit of spicy chopped jalapeño takes this dish to new heights. The heat is just enough to let you mull over the sweet flavors without overwhelming yourself.

Story by Kylie Thomas

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