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Collier’s Cuts: A Curious Moment in History Is On Display in ‘By Any Means’

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Yahya Abdul-Mateen II stars in Paramount Pictures' "BY ANY MEANS."
A rated review card of By Any Means with a 1.5/5 star rating.

The drama By Any Means certainly has what sounds like a sturdy premise: Amid the darkest days of the Civil Rights movement, a no-nonsense cop (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) and a shaggy mafia enforcer (Mark Wahlberg) team up to fight for justice in the Deep South. It also has a rising-star director in Elegance Bratton, whose debut feature, The Inspection, was acclaimed (if underseen) when A24 released it in 2022.

Ham-Fisted Justice Is Handed Out in the New Movie, By Any Means

It’s based on — or, perhaps, suggested by — a true story. Mafia hitman Gregory Scarpa Sr., a notorious enforcer for the Colombo crime family, made money moonlighting as an FBI informant, allegedly stepping in when the Feds required extralegal assistance. In By Any Means, Scarpa is played as a grinning, if violent, wise guy, more GoodFellas than America’s Most Wanted.

Wayne Strider (Abdul-Mateen), a young FBI agent stationed in his hometown of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, is tasked with handling Scarpa as they investigate a hate crime. (There isn’t a neat historical parallel for Strider; a muddled on-screen post-script implies that the character is based on vague assertions about an unnamed agent who worked with Scarpa.)

In theory, By Any Means is a muddy, nihilistic echo of Green Book; Scarpa sees the reality of Strider’s life and challenges, both men learn harsh lessons from one another. In practice, though, the film is little more than a celebration of violence — and, at its darkest moments, a justification of torture.

History Is Told, Badly, By the Screenwriters

While the script (by Sascha Penn) is indeed based on a real crime, it spends most of its time inventing incidents to trap Strider. Early on, Scarpa kills a racist cop, threatening to pin the murder on Strider unless the young lawman stays quiet. Strider is given warm, personal connections to multiple victims. The Klan eventually fires into his home, narrowly missing his wife.

This kind of scene setting is Cheap Action Movie 101: Have so much bad stuff happen to your protagonist that any violent revenge seems narratively justified. But applying that framework to a real, complicated moment in history cheapens and undercuts the actual message of the moment. It’s true, of course, that the struggle for Civil Rights included many dark chapters. Making a movie about torturing and murdering criminals to secure empty convictions is not a reflection of that history.

The very gifted Abdul-Mateen gives a powerful performance, but it’s in service of a deranged project. There are moments of intense violence in By Any Means that do not feel cathartic, instructive or even chilling; they’re mostly just ugly. There’s no good reason for any of this.

Also on Screens: Ryan Reynolds Is Lost in the Snow, While Adria Arjona Is Trapped in a Trailer Park

This week’s better action film can be found on the small screen. Apple TV’s Mayday, a comedic actioner starring Ryan Reynolds and Kenneth Branagh, strands a plucky Navy pilot deep behind Soviet lines in the midst of the Cold War. Fortunately, he winds up in the backyard of an Americanophile ex-KGB agent, and the often funny and surprisingly gripping chase is on. Reynolds is basically playing a more grounded Deadpool, but the smart script and energetic direction (from the filmmaking team of Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley) mesh well with Reynolds’ style. On a long weekend, it’s a fun way to spend a couple of hours. Watch for an unexpectedly heartfelt turn from Oscar nominee Maria Bakalova.

Meanwhile, in theaters, Adria Arjona stars in Onslaught, an action-horror hybrid that’s received positive notices. Arjona plays an Army sniper defending her home against an invading group of genetically modified super-soldiers — a potentially hokey premise, sure, but prestige distributor A24 doesn’t usually waste their time on trifles, so there’s probably something to see here. Director Adam Wingard returns to his low-budget roots with this one after making the last two Godzilla pictures.

Nostalgia Throwbacks on the Big Screen

The foundational anime feature Akira is back in theaters this weekend, remastered for the first time in 4K. And, somehow, Pixar’s Cars has reached its 20th anniversary. Let the eternally youthful Lightning McQueen console you about the passage of time, as the hit returns to theaters for a limited engagement.

A Recap of What’s Come Out This Year

Can anything topple Spider-Man? No other film released this year has won more than three consecutive weekends at the box office; Spider-Man: Brand New Day has already won five, and it’s all but certain to take a sixth over the next few days. Here’s our review, if you’re one of the last few people still on the fence. Last weekend, we talked about Coyote vs. Acme, the Looney Tunes picture that’s drawing rave reviews; everyone who sees this one loves it, so do yourself a favor and buy a ticket. And — probably for some time yet — The Odyssey is still in theaters. It just won’t look the same at home, so go now.

Keep exploring this summer’s releases with Sean’s line-up of the summer blockbuster season.

About the Author

Sean Collier is the editor-in-chief of Shady Ave and the arts and culture editor of TABLE Magazine. Before joining the TABLE Media team, he spent nearly 15 years as a writer, editor and columnist at Pittsburgh Magazine. As the in-house film critic for the top-rated WDVE Morning Show since 2009, he’s been Pittsburgh’s most widely heard voice on movies for nearly two decades. A Pittsburgh native, Sean has since 2020 appeared weekly on KDKA-TV’s popular Pittsburgh Today Live talk show. He’s the co-founder of Vigilance Theater Group and an active stand-up comedian and event host. He can be found on Instagram and Twitter at @seancollierpgh.

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Vanilla Panna Cotta With Espresso Green Chile Caramel

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Vanilla bean panna cotta topped with espresso green chile caramel drizzle and shaved chocolate in a green bowl.

Silky vanilla panna cotta gets an unexpected lift from rich espresso caramel, gentle green chile heat, and a touch of shaved dark chocolate. This Vanilla Panna Cotta With Espresso Green Chile Caramel recipe turns a classic Italian chilled dessert into a smooth, perfectly balanced finish with a warm and bold twist.

Why This Dessert Combination Works

The gloriously silky texture of traditional Italian panna cotta takes on an entirely new dimension with a drizzle of espresso green chile caramel and a sprinkle of freshly shaved chocolate.

While classic dairy-based desserts rely strictly on sugar for impact, introducing the subtle capsaicin heat profile of green chile cuts through the heavy cream’s fat. Meanwhile, the dark roasted notes of espresso ground the sweetness, allowing the gentle floral baseline of vanilla to keep the spicy, sweet, and bitter elements in perfect harmony.

  • Preparation Style: Molded Chilled Custard / No-Bake Gelatin Dessert
  • Prep Time: 20 minutes (plus 4 hours chilling time)
  • Cook Time: 10 minutes
  • Flavor Profile: Creamy sweet, dark espresso bitterness, subtle capsicum heat, floral vanilla

Perfect Digestif Pairing: Amaro Montenegro on the Rocks

The ideal companion to this complex dessert is Amaro Montenegro served over ice—an iconic Italian digestif renowned for its bittersweet, botanical profile.

Why Amaro Montenegro Works with Espresso Green Chile Caramel

  • Botanical Complexity vs. Sweet Dairy: Montenegro’s proprietary blend of 40 botanicals (including orange peel, clove, and marjoram) cuts through the dense fat of the heavy cream, cleansing the palate after every bite.
  • Bittersweet Citrus vs. Dark Espresso: The sweet citrus and bitter orange peel notes in the amaro gracefully mirror the roasted bitterness of dark espresso and cocoa. They work together to bridge the gap between caramel and chocolate.
  • Warm Herbal Finish vs. Green Chile Heat: Serving the amaro on the rocks provides a refreshing temperature contrast, while its natural spice elements accentuate the gentle heat of the green chile without intensifying the burn.

Alternate Digestif & Dessert Wine Options

If Amaro Montenegro isn’t on your bar cart, opt for these digestif alternatives:

  • Pedro Ximénez Sherry: For those who prefer a dessert-wine approach, its intense raisin and fig notes wrap around the green chile heat.
  • Amaro Lucano or Averna: Deeper, more caramel-forward Italian amari that emphasize the burnt-sugar notes of the sauce.
  • Tawny Port (10-Year): Offers dried fruit, nutty, and oxidative warmth that stands up well to dark chocolate and coffee.
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Vanilla bean panna cotta topped with espresso green chile caramel drizzle and shaved chocolate in a green bowl.

Vanilla Bean Panna Cotta with Espresso Green Chile Caramel


  • Author: Gabe Gomez
  • Yield: Serves 6

Description

This vanilla bean panna cotta features a smooth, creamy dessert topped with espresso green chile caramel and shaved chocolate. 


Ingredients

Scale

For the panna cotta:

  • 2 cups heavy cream
  • 1 cup whole milk
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 vanilla bean, split and scraped
  • 2 1/2 tsp powdered gelatin, steeped in 3 tbsp cold water

For the caramel:

  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 2 tbsp water
  • 1/2 cup strong espresso
  • 1/2 roasted green chile, pureed
  • Pinch of sea salt

To garnish:

  • 2 oz dark chocolate, shaved


Instructions

For the panna cotta:

  1. Heat cream, milk, sugar, and vanilla until steaming. Remove from heat; stir in gelatin until dissolved. Strain. Pour into molds, chill 6 hours or overnight.

For the caramel:

  1. Cook sugar and water until deep amber. Deglaze with espresso, whisking constantly. Add chile puree and salt. Simmer until thickened. Strain.
  2. Unmold panna cotta. Drizzle with espresso-chile caramel. Top with shaved chocolate.

Looking for Other Green Chile Recipes?

Gabe Gomez has a whole spread of green chile-inspired recipes to keep the heat going all evening.

Plus, Try These Other Ways to Make Panna Cotta

Our Vanilla Panna Cotta With Espresso Green Chile Caramel is just one way to make this smooth and creamy dessert.

About the Recipe Author

Gabe Gomez is Editor at Large for TABLE Magazine New Mexico and Managing Director of Marketing and Communications at the University of New Mexico Foundation. An award-winning poet and adjunct professor at UNM Anderson School of Management, he writes at the intersection of food, culture, and community.

About the Stylist

Anna Calabrese Franklin is TABLE Magazine’s food stylist and recipe developer, shaping the visual and culinary identity behind TABLE’s recipes and restaurant features. A Pittsburgh native, Anna graduated from the Indiana University of Pennsylvania Academy of Culinary Arts, where she trained in classical and contemporary techniques before spending many years cooking in restaurant kitchens and photo studios around the city. 

About the Photographer

Dave Bryce is TABLE Magazine’s contributing architecture, interiors, and food photographer, based in Pittsburgh. He photographed Fallingwater: Living With and In Art (Rizzoli, 2025) and regularly shoots for Pittsburgh Magazine and American Farmhouse Style, working with architects, interior designers, and hospitality brands. See more at davebrycephotography.com

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Green Chile Granita With Lime and Cilantro Blossoms

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Scoops of green chile lime granita garnished with micro cilantro in small rustic ceramic bowls.

A classic French or English dinner menu often offers a cleansing dose of citrus sorbet to clear the palate for the next course. This light-as-air Green Chile Granita does the job perfectly… and memorably. Roasted green chile responds brilliantly to the brusque flavor profile of fresh lime juice, while the iciness sets a pleasing surprise for the palate.

Whether served as an adventurous intermezzo between rich courses or as a crisp summer dessert, this dish brings a unique blend of icy sweetness, sharp citrus, and gentle heat.

What Is a Granita?

Originating in Sicily, a granita is a semi-frozen Italian dessert made from water, sugar, and natural flavorings. Unlike smooth ice creams or fine Italian ice, granita is scraped periodically throughout the freezing process to yield a flaky, crystalline texture. Combining classic Italian icy technique with New Mexican roasted green chiles offers a sophisticated, modern twist.

Expert Tips for Success

  • Choosing Your Chiles: Hatch chiles yield an authentic, earthy punch, while Anaheim chiles offer a milder heat profile. If using canned green chiles, ensure they are drained thoroughly before blending.
  • Mastering the Texture: Raking the mixture consistently is the key to creating granita rather than a solid ice block. If the mixture freezes too hard, let it sit at room temperature for five minutes before raking vigorously with a fork.
  • Make Ahead: Granita can be stored in an airtight container in the freezer for up to three days. Fluff with a fork right before plating.

Cocktail & Amaro Pairing

Amaro Montenegro on the rocks.

The pairing offers an herbal, bittersweet experience—perfect for an affair you shouldn’t have. Amaro Montenegro’s secret blend of 40 botanicals (including orange peel and vanilla) smooths out the fiery edge of the roasted chile while complementing the crisp tartness of fresh lime juice.

Looking for more beverage inspiration? Discover how spirits elevate your menu with our guide to making an Espresso Spritz with Amaro Montenegro or explore unique cocktails like the Kentuck Knob Cocktail.

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Green Chile Granita Recipe with Lime and Cilantro Blossoms


  • Author: Gabe Gomez
  • Yield: Serves 6

Description

This green chile granita recipe combines roasted green chile with fresh lime for a bright and refreshing frozen treat. It is finished with cilantro blossoms for a light, fresh touch.


Ingredients

Scale
  • 1 cup water
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 roasted green chile, peeled and seeded
  • Juice of 2 limes
  • Zest of 1 lime
  • 4 cilantro blossoms (or micro cilantro)


Instructions

  1. Heat water and sugar until dissolved. Cool completely.
  2. Blend syrup with green chile, lime juice, and zest until smooth. Strain.
  3. Pour into a shallow tray and freeze, scraping every 30 minutes with a fork until crystals form.
  4. Serve a small scoop in a chilled glass. Garnish with cilantro blossom.

More Refreshing Dessert Recipes

Explore more icy treats on TABLE Magazine:

Looking for Other Green Chile Recipes?

Gabe Gomez has a whole spread of green chile-inspired recipes to keep the heat going all evening.

About the Recipe Author

Gabe Gomez is Editor at Large for TABLE Magazine New Mexico and Managing Director of Marketing and Communications at the University of New Mexico Foundation. An award-winning poet and adjunct professor at UNM Anderson School of Management, he writes at the intersection of food, culture, and community.

About the Food Stylist

Anna Calabrese Franklin is TABLE Magazine’s food stylist and recipe developer, shaping the visual and culinary identity behind TABLE’s recipes and restaurant features. A Pittsburgh native, Anna graduated from the Indiana University of Pennsylvania Academy of Culinary Arts, where she trained in classical and contemporary techniques before spending many years cooking in restaurant kitchens and photo studios around the city. 

About the Photographer

Dave Bryce is TABLE Magazine’s contributing architecture, interiors, and food photographer, based in Pittsburgh. He photographed Fallingwater: Living With and In Art (Rizzoli, 2025) and regularly shoots for Pittsburgh Magazine and American Farmhouse Style, working with architects, interior designers, and hospitality brands. See more at davebrycephotography.com

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Mussels en Papillote With Green Chile

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Mussels en papillote baked in parchment paper with green chile, saffron threads, and shaved fennel.

Steaming mussels inside a sealed parchment packet keeps them tender and juicy while trapping aromatics so they infuse deeply into the seafood in our Mussels en Papillote With Green Chile recipe. This dish combines bright oceanic flavors with gentle heat and earthy floral notes, delivering an elegant dinner that unfolds the moment you tear open the hot parchment paper.

Why Cooking Mussels in Parchment Works

Just like green chiles, saffron and fennel can come on strong or, in the right hands, recede gracefully into the background. Unlike traditional steaming mussels in a large pot, utilizing the classic French en papillote technique forces the shellfish to release their natural liquor directly into the dry white wine, garlic, and spices. Instead of evaporating off, the steamy environment melds and mellows all the volatile aromatics into a harmonious, balanced sauce.

Tip: When sourcing ingredients, look for sustainable farmed mussels, which are rated among the cleanest and most environmentally friendly seafood choices available.

  • Cooking Method: En Papillote (Parchment Paper Steaming)
  • Prep Time: 15 minutes
  • Cook Time: 12 minutes
  • Flavor Profile: Briny, herbaceous, subtle smoke, floral warm spices

Why Vermentino Works with Mussels En Papillote

The ideal match for this dish is a crisp, coastal Vermentino—one of our favorite aromatic white wines for bright, herb-forward meals.

  • High Acidity vs. Rich Seafood Liquor: Vermentino’s natural, mouthwatering acidity cuts directly through the rich olive oil and natural shellfish juices released during steaming, keeping each bite feeling light and balanced.
  • Saline Finish vs. Briny Mussels: Produced primarily in coastal Mediterranean vineyards, Vermentino carries a distinct sea-spray minerality that mirrors the natural brininess of ocean-fresh mussels, amplifying their sweet, savory notes.
  • Herbal Bitterness vs. Fennel and Chile: The signature slight almond and wild-herb finish of Vermentino echoes the anise-like undertones of shaved fennel while counteracting the subtle capsaicin heat from the green chiles.

Alternate Wine Options

If Vermentino is unavailable, opt for high-acid, mineral-driven coastal whites:

  • Verdejo (Rueda, Spain): Bright citrus notes complement the saffron’s metallic sweetness.
  • Muscadet Sèvre et Maine (Loire, France): Crisp, bone-dry profile that respects delicate seafood.
  • Assyrtiko (Santorini, Greece): Piercing acidity with intense minerality to slice through green chile heat.
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Mussels en papillote baked in parchment paper with green chile, saffron threads, and shaved fennel.

Mussels en Papillote Recipe with Green Chile, Saffron & Fennel


  • Author: Gabe Gomez
  • Yield: Serves 4

Description

This Mussels en Papillote recipe combines tender mussels with roasted green chile, fennel, and saffron in a light white wine sauce. 


Ingredients

Scale
  • 2 lb mussels, scrubbed and debearded
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 shallot, finely minced
  • 2 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
  • 1/2 bulb fennel, shaved thin
  • 1/2 cup dry white wine (Muscadet)
  • 1/4 cup chicken stock
  • 1/2 cup roasted green chile, finely chopped
  • Pinch of saffron threads, bloomed in 1 tbsp warm water
  • 2 tbsp butter, cubed
  • 2 tbsp parsley, finely chopped


Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
  2. In a sauté pan, warm olive oil. Sweat shallot, garlic, and fennel until translucent (do not brown).
  3. Add wine, stock, green chile, and saffron. Reduce slightly.
  4. Divide mussels into 4 parchment squares. Spoon sauce and vegetables over each. Add a cube of butter. Fold parchment tightly into sealed packets.
  5. Place packets on a sheet tray and bake for 8–10 minutes.
  6. Serve sealed; open at the table to release steam and aroma. Finish with parsley.

Looking for Other Green Chile Recipes?

Gabe Gomez has a whole spread of green chile-inspired recipes to keep the heat going all evening.

Craving more light, ocean-inspired meals? Explore our favorite seafood recipes for more seasonal inspiration.

About the Recipe Author

Gabe Gomez is Editor at Large for TABLE Magazine New Mexico and Managing Director of Marketing and Communications at the University of New Mexico Foundation. An award-winning poet and adjunct professor at UNM Anderson School of Management, he writes at the intersection of food, culture, and community.

About the Food Stylist

Anna Calabrese Franklin is TABLE Magazine’s food stylist and recipe developer, shaping the visual and culinary identity behind TABLE’s recipes and restaurant features. A Pittsburgh native, Anna graduated from the Indiana University of Pennsylvania Academy of Culinary Arts, where she trained in classical and contemporary techniques before spending many years cooking in restaurant kitchens and photo studios around the city. 

About the Photographer

Dave Bryce is TABLE Magazine’s contributing architecture, interiors, and food photographer, based in Pittsburgh. He photographed Fallingwater: Living With and In Art (Rizzoli, 2025) and regularly shoots for Pittsburgh Magazine and American Farmhouse Style, working with architects, interior designers, and hospitality brands. See more at davebrycephotography.com

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Leo Horoscope 2026–2027: Yearly Love, Career, Money, and Health Predictions

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Hello, Leo! Wondering what the next year has in store? Our astrologer breaks down your yearly horoscope with predictions for love, career, money, and health, helping you navigate the rest of 2026 and 2027 with confidence. Read on to discover what the stars have planned for your Leo zodiac sign.

Your Leo Horoscope for 2026-2027: What the Stars Predict for Love, Career, Money, and Health

Sun–Jupiter Conjunction in Asc

  • Optimistic, upbeat. Brings luck, fortune throughout the year. Jupiter is a very helpful planet in pretty much all circumstances. It helps us to push past limits we’ve placed on ourselves. Helps open up new avenues for hope, for learning, for experiencing ourselves in the world. Could even be beneficial for professional advancement in the year that comes.

Venus/Mars Square, Venus in the 2nd, Mars in the 11th

  • It does seem like you might be coming into this year after a tough year financially. Could be that you had some career turbulence last year, maybe had to dip into some savings, or had a serious setback of some other kind. Could’ve been a good old-fashioned mistake – pushing your resources beyond a sustainable level, which does eventually catch up to you. Good news is that this year is going to offer an opportunity to stabilize yourself a bit, and put yourself back on a surer path.

Moon Trine Mercury Rx

  • It’s also possible that you’ll experience some changes this year in your personal life. While it does look unlikely that you’ll move somewhere new, it could be that you’re looking to return to somewhere you’ve been before. Or perhaps this symbol that I’m referencing isn’t about where you live as such, but perhaps more about your friendships. Could be in reigniting friendships or relationships that have cooled or gone ‘dormant’ for one reason or another. (A thoughtful letter might go a long way toward mending things.) Certainly your social life seems due for a bit of a change, and while it will probably start off a little awkward as things shift, the planets involved are largely positive and friendly planets, and things will be ready to shift on to something easier / calmer / more neutral in feeling as the transitions take place.

So undoubtedly this year is going to be about some changes – the big changes will be positive, but there will be some things from your past you’ll have to resolve, probably in the first few months after your birthday, and that is not always as fun as the exciting, life-expanding things.

To learn more about your birth sign, read Deborah Houlding’s article on the key features of the Lion on Skyscript.

Home

Entirety of the year is likely to invite change and newness in your home life. When the Sun entered Leo, the Moon was in your 4th house, in aspect to both Mercury and Venus, which are planets related to craft, aesthetic, change and movement.

In early October, Venus will turn retrograde in your 4th house, and so it’s possible that things you decide to in terms of aesthetic and beautification in your home environment, if it’s while Venus is retrograde this October and early November, I suspect you’ll reverse that choice, or later come to regret it. Far better to use Venus retrograde as time to re-introduce something that was removed, rather than introduce something new. It’s also a good time for spring cleaning, and for going through your things to downsize and perhaps give away.

For the bulk of the year, your 4th house will remain empty – I think people hear this and get anxious, because it sounds like something is missing. What is means is that there’s less impressing itself upon this part of your life – which typically means you’ll feel greater release and ease and comfort at home, more of a refuge this year perhaps.

Career

With the Sun and Jupiter in the 1st house at the start of your year, you could easily consider this to be a year of building bigger and more exciting things for yourself professionally, and a promotion may well be in the cards for you. It’s a good year for negotiating on pay, salary, title and position, and for traveling for work if you’re in that type of industry.

The year is likely to start out harder than it ends, as Venus – the ruler of your professional house – separates from a square to Mars that lingers in the air for quite some time. The South Node has also recently been in your 2nd house. All this seems to suggest that you may have been passed up for opportunities, perhaps dragged down into some overly fussy situation where things locked into place without a lot of room for movement. From late August onward, that should change – but keep in mind when Venus turns retrograde (from October into early November), you’re going to find it harder to push things forward than you will to reel things in. Retrograde periods are useful for calling something back, hesitating, delaying – maybe these are things that will be helpful to know in advance so you can plan your calendar.

The majority of the year has very light influence from the other planets, though a very promising aspect between Jupiter and Venus, and then Venus nad Mars, which should make January and Feburary months of smooth sailing and opportunity for progress. In both cases Venus will meet with a retrograde planet, which means the influence they bring is likely to be marked by a surprise, something coming sooner than expected, though to everyone’s benefit.

Money

This year has indications of ups and down with respect to money. Jupiter is soon to move through your 2nd house, so that’s shows a nice horizon ahead. But first Mars will transit that house, and usually Mars’ influence is less helpful with finances. It’s a hot planet, and in the end he tends to cause things to burn a bit. Like a whole in the wallet. Money going out almost as quickly as it’s going on.

Mars will be going through your 2nd house from early December through to early July next year with a brief period of March to April when it pops back into Leo whilst retrograde. It’s very rare for Mars to stay in one part of the zodiac for so long – it uses moves through a sign in 2 months, but here it’s going to require about 8 to fully push through Virgo. So be thoughtful on your spending, make sure you are not purchasing out of impatience. Long distance travel spending is something to watch, too.

Before this period begins, in late August, you’ll have a fresh start with respect to your earnings that should be a welcome relief. This could be startin ga new job, getting a raise or promotion or improved tips, paying down a debt – or coming into some kind of help or resource that you can call on when you need it. This late August period / early September period is a good time to purchase a vehicle if one is needed, new or used.

Family

Due to the activity of many planets moving around your 4rd, 4th, and 10th houses, and the ruler of your house of family crossing the ascendant at this time, it seems likely that the greater part of family demands and activity for you (outside standard holiday periods) will fall between October and the end of November. 

If you have children, I think Jupiter’s passage through yoru sign of Leo means that this year is likely to be one where additional influence is extended between you and your kid(s). Lots of happy memories, joy and fun, though perhaps a tougher period while Jupiter is retrograde from December through to late March next year. In mid-April, Jupiter turns direct, and that should greatly ease whatever frustrations you might be experiencing on that score – or , perhaps meaning an issue that had been dragging out for months starts to work itself out, or an awkward phase starts to balance itself.

Family time also tends to naturally perk up for Leos around the end of April and early part of May, so you might think about how that could be true for you this year.

Social Life

The broader message in this year’s astrology is that this is likely to be a year where your focus is less on the outside world, more on what feels good and comforting a little closer to home. More time spent amongst a smaller group of friends, for instance, or more time with family, or even – and this is often a hard one for Leo – some more time alone.

I can see some evidence of some changes in your friend group over the past year or so – Mars is moving through your 11th house of friends at the start of Leo season, which inevitably stirs up tension, maybe even a friendship breakup which is often challenging and hard. Your social life will pick up considerably from June of next year, so if you’ve wanted to give youself a break go for it, don’t sweat it too much if you aren’t being as outside and and social as you’d like to be.

Your 11th house stays empty for most of the year, but its ruler – Mercury – will turn retrograde a few times, and these are period where you might find things taking a frustrating turn. The ifrst of these periods runs from October 24 to November 13; the second, February 9 to March 3; and the third, June 10 to July 4.  (This third period we some how need to link back to being around the time we expect the Leo’s social life to get more arrayed and interesting and busy and fun; so maybe it starts off feeling like a bit of a whirlwind.)

Health and Well-Being

In early October, the Sun and Saturn form a square with one another – possibly the hardest aspect of your year, and the most likely to produce discomfort or problems for all of Leo – obv person to person it’s going to be different, just Leos across the board this opposition is a tough one. It pits the Sun, which rules Leo, against Saturn, the planet furthest from the earth which represents obstacles to ease and flow. Seems very likely this describes a state of overwhelm from doing too much – being too active, too ‘around’, too social. Try and take things slow, and give yourself a break if possible. It’s not the most Leo thing in the world to do that, but I think Leos are generally quite good at doing what they need to do for themselves. Still, maybe you need a bit of validation, here to provide it.

Outside that October date, most of the year should be fine for you. Mars is traveling through Leo and Virgo for the better part of the year, which could of course for Leos raise likelihood of inflammatory illnesses or pains, issues in digestion. But Saturn’s the one we have to watch for with Leo, and thankfully Mars and Saturn form no harsh aspects for the entire astrological year spanning the start of Leo season 2026 to Leo season 2027. 

Creative Endeavors

Year opens on great period for you and any creative work you have been up to. If, for any reason, your creative work involves international things, foreign languages, religion or spirituality, or learning, if you’ve had a bit of roadblock there – push through it in the latter part of August or early part of September, when Jupiter sends a helpful trine to Saturn in your 9th house.

Late November and early December offer similar ‘load lifting’ opportunities, and you’ll want to jump on those because when Jupiter turns retrograde in December, you’ll probably find yourself less in a “develop” phase and more in a “consolidate, edit, revise” stage with your creative work. All very affirming and positive if you use the time while Jupiter is retrograde, from December to April, for the things retrogrades are good at: consolidate, edit, revise, review, go back, try again, set things right, the way you want them.

Another great period of renewal and push and outward effort is ready to be met by very positive response in the latter part of June 2027 into July, leading up to your birthday. Jupiter is in trine with Saturn at that time, which rewards hard work, effort, diligence in whatever it is you do.

Discover your perfect bar cartmenucocktail, and birthday gift guide for the zodiac sign Leo to find out more about your sign.

Horoscope Author

Wade Caves is a Brooklyn-based astrological consultant, educator, and published author who has practiced astrology professionally since 2014. He was certified with honors from the Mayo School of Astrology in London and the School of Traditional Astrology (STA), where he now serves as faculty and as principal of the Astronomy and Mundane Astrology programs.

Wade wrote the quarterly World Reflections column for The Mountain Astrologer and currently serves as editor of In MundoSkyscript’s world astrology journal. He is the editor and annotator of the 300th anniversary edition of William Lilly’s History of his Life and Times (Rubedo Press, 2015) and hosts the World Astrology Summit, a conference dedicated to advancing astrological technique for diverse audiences.

A sought-after speaker, Wade has presented at the United Astrology Conference (UAC), the Northwest Astrological Conference (NORWAC), the Astrological Association, and the International Society for Astrological Research (ISAR), among others. He has taught intensive courses across the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada.

Before practicing astrology full-time, Wade held an executive advisory role with a data consulting firm specializing in large-scale infrastructure, bringing an analytical and research-driven approach to his astrological work. He specializes in horary, electional, and classical technique with an emphasis on cross-era literacy – connecting ancient methods to modern practice.

At TABLE MagazineWade writes monthly horoscopes, seasonal forecasts, and original lifestyle content that connects astrology to food, cocktails, and entertaining – a unique editorial approach that bridges astrology and the culinary world. You can reach him at hello@wadecaves.com


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Your Full Moon in Aries Horoscope: September 2026

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A campfire under a full moon in the woods with trees overhead.

The September 26 Full Moon falls in Aries the Ram, the sign of the first move. Traditional astrology sets it in high and exposed places like rooftops and ridge-lines, the upland pastures grazed by the flocks. From this we learn that Aries is the sign of beginnings made in the open. It’s the first sign of the zodiac and thus associated with the first strike of the tool, the first claim staked before anyone else is ready to move, and many other ‘firsts’.

What’s Happening During September’s Full Moon in Aries?

Its emblem is the Ram’s fleece, and the fleece is the key to the sign’s generosity. Shorn and grown back and shorn again, wool is a common material that renews itself and feeds a whole chain of crafts and trades. That is Aries at its best: a sign that gives and gives, so long as you know how to work it. Mars rules this sign and the Sun is exalted within it, which is why the sign lends a fighter’s drive and a bright, unmistakable self-belief to whatever planet is passing through it.

The fault of the sign is haste. Aries moves before the plan is finished, striking before the ground is ready. A cardinal fire Full Moon puts the question to you plainly: have you checked your aim before you commit the force behind it?

This month the whole sky bears down on that one question, so keep the ram in mind as you read on. Aries is built to begin; the task this time is to begin well.

Deborah Houlding’s Aries overview at Skyscript is worth the click for her reading of the ram’s “do or die” streak – brilliant at conquest, poor at accepting defeat – and her argument that the impulse to act is the sign’s gift rather than its flaw.

First Things First

Let’s get the tough stuff out of the way: the skies are a bit tense. Both the Moon and the Sun are moving into hard aspect with Saturn – the Moon toward a conjunction from Aries, the Sun toward an opposition from Libra. Saturn has been transiting Aries for a while now and will for a while yet, so this is a familiar weight rather than a new one. When a light reaches Saturn, it tends to cool an expectation that had grown too warm: a setback, or a reality check that trims a hope back to the size of its evidence.

If some such correction is coming, I imagine some part of you already suspects it. Has there been a thought or feeling that has been scratching at the back of the mind for weeks? – some detail you keep stepping around, maybe, or a pacing to things you suspect is too fast? Saturn’s job is to stop letting you look past it, and this is the month to sit with the uncomfortable questions honestly. Am I moving too fast? Ignoring the thing that will make this hurt later? Am I waging a war I won’t win? Or, am I pushing for more ground when I should be deepening the ground I already have? These bite hardest in careers, but the same reckoning fits a friendship or a household, or a debt you keep putting off.

That said, not every misgiving is ‘right’ to trust – some of what that voice surfaces is wisdom and some is only fear – so we do have to put in a bit of work to tell them apart while we can.

Dissension & Argumentation

The other pressure in this Full Moon is louder and more external, and it comes through Mercury – sharpening toward a square with Mars just as the two change signs, Mercury at the end of Libra and Mars stepping from Cancer into Leo. Both sit at the very edge of a sign as it perfects, and that boundary gives the exchange an all-or-nothing charge, the pitch of a conversation that settles something rather than letting it drag. This is the classic signature of provocation – someone’s going to push to be heard, someone’s going to be forced to listen and acquiesce.

You may be Mercury in this exchange, the one who has to push. You’ll know that’s you because you’ve got a case that deserves a serious hearing. This is the month to take a negotiation to its honest limit and insist a point land rather than get nodded past. Picture the courtroom scene in My Cousin Vinny, where Mona Lisa Vito, challenged on her expertise, demands to be taken seriously and then proves on the spot that she knows exactly what she claims to know. Used like that, the square is a gift: it is the difference between being talked over and being reckoned with.

On the Other Side

But you may also be Mars in this exchange, and feel as though someone’s pushing something into pedantry. You’ll know that’s you because the exchange grinds past the point where you want to keep listening. You may well have to fold here – perhaps out of fatigue, or obligation – but be mindful that the first seed of resentment doesn’t take root in that soil. You can let someone win an argument without moving them into the ‘enemy’ column.

And, as a third option – you may not be directly involved in this square at all! The sharpness shown here can just as easily be in someone else’s hands, playing out between two other people while you watch.

The Sun Moves to Sextile Jupiter: Some Relief in Sight

As the Sun moves through Libra it builds toward a sextile with Jupiter in Leo, which becomes exact in the middle of October before the next Full Moon. Jupiter has been in Leo since the summer, so that’s not so new. The fresh element is the Sun swinging around to meet it, opening a warm channel between the two across the coming weeks.

A sextile is help you have to reach for. It’s like a door that’s cracked open for you – you do still have to walk through it. This sextile adds good fortune to those who extend themselves in a spirit of generosity, kindness, boldness and readiness to see new things take shape. For a Full Moon that has such a heavy, somber saturnine flavor to it, this is a welcome change of subject.

So if the days after this Full Moon starts to feel like one long correction, here’s the counterweight. Pick the thing you have been treating as too much to hope for and take one concrete step toward it over the next few weeks. The aspect favors those who go out to meet it.

A Full Moon That Lands on the United States

There is a striking piece of national astrology folded into this lunation. Set the chart for Washington and its two main angles fall almost exactly on the angles of the US founding chart – the rising degree within about half a degree, the midheaven within six minutes of arc.

Within the chart itself, Saturn opposes the place it held at the founding in 1776, and Mars sits on the twenty-ninth degree of Cancer, a degree this administration keeps re-triggering.

This combination is exceedingly rare, and promises that the two weeks following this Full Moon will have a major impact on our nation. The midterms are the near horizon in November; this could feed them, or attach to something at the presidential level instead. It may be something we learn of immediately (likely, as both the Sun and Moon will be in right angles to the horizon), or it may be that something happens in these two weeks with major impact that we learn weeks, months, years later.

The Moon Conjunct Deneb Kaitos, the Tail of the Great Whale

The Full Moon sits on Deneb Kaitos, the star in the tail of Cetus, a sea monster. In the myth, Cetus is the whale Poseidon sends to devour Andromeda where she stands chained at the water’s edge – the beast Perseus has to kill to save her.

The star’s reputation runs saturnian, with a strain of Mars and Mercury threaded through it – the same three planets steering the rest of this Full Moon.

On the Moon the old texts read this star as pioneering and headstrong, a short fuse and a taste for a quarrel. Expert Vivian Robson’s warning is blunt: the star can bring self-destruction by brute force, ruin brought on through one’s own acts. That’s the Mercury and Mars caution again in older language – the danger is in pushing so hard, or so blindly, that you hand people a reason to route around you or cut you out entirely.

To learn more about this fixed star and the constellation it belongs to, including its various names, cultural associations, and history, read about it at Constellations of Words.

Seasonal Guidance for Your Sign Entering Autumn

Autumn’s arrival brings cooling air while the dry quality of late summer persists. The heat that dominated is receding, and the season settles into its cool, dry character. For those who run warm, the shift tends to register as relief – mood, energy, and focus often improve. For those who run cold, the cooling marks the beginning of a more demanding stretch. Root vegetables, soups, and heavier proteins are coming into season and suit most constitutions as the body adjusts to cooler conditions.

These suggestions are drawn from an ancient tradition of thinking about how the body’s constitution responds to seasonal change. They’re offered for consideration, not as rules to follow to the letter – take what applies to your circumstances and leave the rest. To learn more about the theory behind this guidance, see Medieval Temperaments, an article by astrologer Ryhan Butler.

Fire Signs – Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

The cooling that arrives with autumn tends to agree with your constitution – mood, energy, and resilience all tend to improve as the temperature drops. Ease into the season’s relative freedom rather than rushing it; give reserves time to rebuild after summer. Diet moves naturally toward heavier, more nourishing foods: root vegetables, soups, more protein. A glass of wine with dinner suits the season.

Earth Signs – Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo

Entering autumn marks the beginning of the more demanding half of the year for your constitution. Cool, dry air amplifies your native qualities, and the body starts to slow down a bit. Regular exercise matters more in autumn than in any other season – movement directly counters the stiffness and sluggishness the cooling promotes. Shift the diet toward warming and nourishing foods: root vegetables, soups, stews, heavier grains, warming spices. Moderate alcohol has a warming effect that suits the season. Guard against the tendency to contract socially.

Air Signs – Libra, Aquarius, Gemini

As autumn settles in, the cool and dry air begins to work in your favor – correcting both of your constitution’s dominant qualities simultaneously. Mood tends to be more even, focus sharper, and the tendency toward overindulgence easier to manage. Diet can be more varied and substantial: root vegetables, heavier proteins, hearty soups. Moderate wine with meals suits the season. Exercise should be regular and vigorous; this is a good time to build habits that’ll be harder to maintain come winter.

Water Signs – Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Autumn’s cooling is the first seasonal challenge after summer’s ease for your constitution. The cooling air amplifies your native coldness, though early autumn’s dryness offers a partial corrective for the wetness. Exercise regularly – cool weather promotes the kind of heaviness that only movement addresses. Diet shifts toward warming and nourishing: soups, stews, root vegetables, warming spices. Sleep will lengthen as the days shorten; the body needs it. The emotional sensitivity that tends to increase as the light goes is worth anticipating.

Sabian Symbol for 3° Aries

Two lovers are strolling through a secluded walk.

Picture two people on a quiet path, walking slowly, in no hurry and out of everyone’s sight. No audience and no schedule, nothing to prove to anyone – unhurried time with someone whose company is the entire point of the afternoon.

In a month this loud with pushing and contesting, that image is one of rest and peace. It makes a case for privacy: for unrushed hours with a person you love, or with the part of yourself you never seem to schedule any time for. The heart wants somewhere it can feel what it feels without being watched or judged for it, and the symbol says go and find that somewhere.

Its shadow is the near neighbor of its gift. The same seclusion that we might read as intimacy can curdle into loneliness – are you wondering where the other person is? – or into keeping someone too much to yourself, into jealousy that flares when someone else comes near. Being alone and being lonely sit one step apart.

Much of this Full Moon pulls you toward the loud and the public. This symbol pulls the other way, toward the quiet path, out of earshot, where nothing has to be proved to anyone.

Linda Hill has written more on the Sabian Symbols than anyone working today, and her treatment of each degree of the zodiac is worth a visit to her website.

What Might September’s Full Moon in Aries Mean for Your Sign’s Horoscope?

The themes of this Full Moon will play out differently depending on where 3° Aries falls in your chart. What follows offers sign-by-sign guidance for working with the weeks ahead. For a more detailed picture of how this lunation engages your own chart, a consultation with a professional astrologer can help clarify what is personal and what is simply passing through.

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Aries

The appetite for something bold is loud – a creative swing or a romance, a bet placed for the sport of it – and Mars crossing into your house of play only turns the volume up. Pulling the other way, the Sun in your house of partnership wants you to share the stage rather than command it. Both can be true at once. Aim the boldness at the work and the canvas; the argument you win against the person across from you tends to cost more than it returns.

Discover your perfect menu and cocktail for the zodiac sign Taurus to find out more about your sign.

Taurus

Venus, your ruler, warms the ground of partnership this month – a one-to-one bond sweetens, or a negotiation you had braced for goes easier than expected. There may be domestic complications: Mars is stirring heat under your own roof, the urge to defend your base or gut and rebuild it. The two do not have to collide. Keep the fire pointed at the home project that needs doing and off the people you share the walls with, and you get the partner and the improved house both.

Discover your perfect menu and cocktail for the zodiac sign Taurus to find out more about your sign.

Gemini

A feeling you have been carrying inside a friendship or a group reaches full volume this month, and with the Full Moon among your people, whatever surfaces gets felt in company rather than alone. Underneath it, Mercury, your ruler, turns the mind quick and playful, with a flirtatious edge, happiest trading wit and ideas for the sport of it. Good conditions for saying the charming thing in a crowd. Watch only the pull to perform – the room warms faster to the person working less hard to win it.

Discover your perfect menu and cocktail for the zodiac sign Gemini to find out more about your sign.

Cancer

A career or reputation matter comes to a head where everyone can see, because the Full Moon lands at the top of your chart. Could be many things like a role shifting around you, or some agreement is tested. Maybe even an old parental echo sounds beneath it. Everything tender in you wants to pull back toward home, where the Sun draws your attention to roots and comfort. That homeward pull is the steadying resource: find private footing before you answer the public swing, and the change won’t get the better of you.

Discover your perfect bar cartmenucocktail, and birthday gift guide for the zodiac sign Cancer to find out more about your sign.

Leo

Mars arrives in your sign this month and lands in a season Jupiter has been enlarging since the summer – so the surge of drive is the new arrival, while the wider confidence is ground you have stood on for weeks. It makes you hard to overlook. The energy is a gift with an edge: aimed at a goal it builds fast, swung loosely it knocks over the very people you need. Point it well, and this is one of your stronger months in a while.

Discover your perfect bar cartmenucocktail, and birthday gift guide for the zodiac sign Leo to find out more about your sign.

Virgo

Mercury, your ruler, turns a sharp practical eye toward money this month – what your work is worth, and the number you will ask for. Around it, Venus keeps the everyday exchanges easy like a warm word with a neighbor or a sibling, or pleasure taken in the small daily orbit. Together they open a strong window to raise a question of money or worth and have it land well, provided you lead with tact instead of the insecurity sitting underneath it.

Discover your perfect bar cartmenu, and cocktail for the zodiac sign Virgo to find out more about your sign.

Libra

The Sun is in your sign, and with it the annual return of vitality and nerve – your stretch to lead with yourself instead of arranging life around everyone else. Venus, your ruler, sweetens money and comfort, drawing pleasure and spending toward the finer things. Enjoy being seen, and trust your eye with the purse. Just remember the scale your sign is named for: the fuller you take up your own space, the more deliberately you will need to make room for the people beside you.

Discover your perfect bar cartmenu, and cocktail for the zodiac sign Libra to find out more about your sign.

Scorpio

Mars, your ruler, is driving hard through your house of career and public standing this month, firing the push for recognition – strong fuel, with a live wire in it where a superior is concerned. Venus in your sign softens the delivery, lending charm and a magnetism people find hard to look away from. Lead with that. The pull you exert opens doors a head-on collision with a boss would only bolt shut, so spend the magnetism and bank the confrontation for a fight worth having.

Discover your perfect bar cartmenu, and cocktail for the zodiac sign Scorpio to find out more about your sign.

Sagittarius

The conviction Jupiter, your ruler, has been swelling for months – a course of study or a journey, a belief you want to stand behind – wants an audience, and the Sun hands you one by drawing you toward friends and groups, a shared cause worth organizing around. The big idea has built on its own for a while; this month it finds its people. Bring it to them rather than chewing on it alone. A conviction gains traction in company it never gathers inside your own head.

Discover your perfect menu and cocktail for the zodiac sign Sagittarius to find out more about your sign.

Capricorn

The Sun lifts into your house of career and public standing this month, throwing light on your work – your best-lit angle of the year, the one that shows your competence to the people who matter. Underneath it, the long Saturn renovation of home and family carries on, the multi-year job of sorting your foundations you have come to know well. The recognition arriving up top means more, and lasts longer, when it rests on groundwork you have already squared away below.

Discover your perfect menu and cocktail for the zodiac sign Capricorn to find out more about your sign.

Aquarius

Mars swings into the seat across from you, turning a partnership hot – energizing collaboration one day, open dispute the next, sometimes the same bond doing both. Meet it with words rather than force. The measured way of speaking Saturn has been drilling into you for a while is the approach called for – you have been in a long apprenticeship on saying the hard thing cleanly, and this is the month it earns its keep, across from someone bringing plenty of heat of their own.

Discover your perfect menu and cocktail for the zodiac sign Aquarius to find out more about your sign.

Pisces

This Full Moon brings your money and sense of worth to an emotional head – what you own, and how secure the ground beneath you feels. Venus, meanwhile, is off widening the horizon, pulling you toward travel, a foreign idea, a person from elsewhere who makes the distance look inviting. The tension runs between the two. Enjoy the reach toward the horizon, but settle the security question before you spend your way toward the adventure, or the trip lands with a bill you did not plan for.

Discover your perfect menu and cocktail for the zodiac sign Pisces to find out more about your sign.

About the Author

Wade Caves is a Brooklyn-based astrological consultant, educator, and published author who has practiced astrology professionally since 2014. He was certified with honors from the Mayo School of Astrology in London and the School of Traditional Astrology (STA), where he now serves as faculty and as principal of the Astronomy and Mundane Astrology programs.

Wade wrote the quarterly World Reflections column for The Mountain Astrologer and currently serves as editor of In MundoSkyscript’s world astrology journal. He is the editor and annotator of the 300th anniversary edition of William Lilly’s History of his Life and Times (Rubedo Press, 2015) and hosts the World Astrology Summit, a conference dedicated to advancing astrological technique for diverse audiences.

A sought-after speaker, Wade has presented at the United Astrology Conference (UAC), the Northwest Astrological Conference (NORWAC), the Astrological Association, and the International Society for Astrological Research (ISAR), among others. He has taught intensive courses across the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada.

Before practicing astrology full-time, Wade held an executive advisory role with a data consulting firm specializing in large-scale infrastructure, bringing an analytical and research-driven approach to his astrological work. He specializes in horary, electional, and classical technique with an emphasis on cross-era literacy – connecting ancient methods to modern practice.

At TABLE MagazineWade writes monthly horoscopes, seasonal forecasts, and original lifestyle content that connects astrology to food, cocktails, and entertaining – a unique editorial approach that bridges astrology and the culinary world.

Website: wadecaves.com • skyscript.co.uk/inmundo Email: hello@wadecaves.com

Story by Wade Caves
Photo Courtesy of Vadim Sadovski

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Collier’s Cuts: ‘Coyote vs. Acme’ Is the Best Animated Film of the Year — and It Nearly Vanished Forever

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Wild E Coyote on top of a car in Coyote vs. Acme.
A movie rating card in orange for Coyote vs. Acme with a picture of Wild E Coyote roller skating and a 4.5/5 star rating.

It would be easy to dive deep on the surprising heart in Coyote vs. Acme — the clear-eyed consideration of trust and friendship, the subtle exhortation to accept one’s true nature, the man-versus-machine appeal to humanity (and/or coyoteness) in an age of corporate anonymity. That’s all important in this unexpectedly beautiful feature. More important, though: It’s uproariously funny.

Wile E. Has Finally Had Enough in the New Movie Coyote vs. Acme

The premise, adapted liberally from a 1990 New Yorker article, is brilliant: Wile E. Coyote, finally fed up with decades of malfunctioning products from the Acme Corporation, enlists a low-rent lawyer (Will Forte) to sue for damages. It’s the precise sort of updated, fresh take on beloved material that a sturdy and enduring property like Looney Tunes should be doing.

What I didn’t expect, however, is how impressive the execution would be. Coyote vs. Acme — directed by Dave Green and written by May December scribe Samy Burch (with story help from James Gunn and Jeremy Slater) — is a marriage of the traditional Looney Tunes slapstick with Mel Brooks-esque gags and wit. It’s delivered in a delightful hybrid of animation and live action; the filmmakers have admitted that Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a touchstone, and Coyote vs. Acme recalls that film’s sharp, lively visual style.

The cartoon characters feel fresh and precise despite their age — yet they also seem more like themselves than they have in several recent outings (such as the messy Space Jam legacy sequel). The human performers, too, are just right; Forte gives what may be the best performance of his career, Luis Guzmán shines as a no-nonsense judge and John Cena nearly steals the show as Acme’s slick advocate. (A scene that features Cena arguing with Tweety Bird is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.)

It is simply a great movie — and that makes it all the more shocking that it nearly vanished forever.

How Warner Bros. Fumbled Coyote vs. Acme — and a Small Studio Brought It Back

Coyote vs. Acme was completed in 2023. Warner Bros., in the midst of a largely callous and investor-focused cost-cutting effort, decided not to release it, opting to give themselves a large tax loss on the project. (I don’t really know how the economy works, but I know that this sort of thing is not actually supposed to happen in a functional society.)

After an outcry — which was heightened when the film was screened for industry insiders, who unanimously praised it — Warner Bros. allowed the filmmakers to shop the film to other studios. After years of uncertainty, Coyote vs. Acme was bought by the modestly sized studio and distribution house Ketchup Entertainment.

Not Netflix, not Apple, not Amazon and not Universal — Ketchup Entertainment.

It’s sad to watch a film as good as Coyote vs. Acme knowing that business-minded execs could watch it and decide to bury it rather than share it with the world. But there is something appropriate about the whole thing. A film about a hard-luck canine fighting a giant corporation is nearly killed by a giant corporation and eventually saved by a humble yet earnest group of film lovers.

The movie’s great — and I think the story behind it somehow makes it better.

Ridley Scott’s The Dog Stars Hits Theaters

Storied filmmaker Ridley Scott has made a number of good films in recent years, including the oddball historical biopic Napoleon and the elevated pulp drama The Last Duel. His latest, The Dog Stars, fails to meet his own standard. A post-apocalyptic drama about survivors of a devastating, COVID-like illness, The Dog Stars follows pilot and ex-mechanic Hig (Jacob Elordi), nihilistic former soldier Bangley (Josh Brolin), mournful medic Cima (Margaret Qualley) and suspicious Navy SEAL Pops (Guy Pearce) as they navigate a depressing, hostile existence. The cast is good, and one late sequence, featuring a bizarre cult leader played by Allison Janney, injects much-needed flavor to the proceedings. Mostly, though, it’s a dull movie about unhappy people.

Plus More New Movies

An unlikely indie hit cracked the Top 10 last weekend as Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, an uncanny take on film fandom and horror history, rode a wave of word-of-mouth into solid box office. Written and directed by I Saw the TV Glow creator Jane Schoenbrun, the film follows a trendy young filmmaker (Hannah Einbinder) as she heads into the woods to meet a reclusive scream queen (Gillian Anderson). What results from this meeting defies expectations, discards narrative logic and serves as an earnest and stirring celebration of movies and the way we attach to them. Even if the references escape you (or the fountains of blood seem a bit extreme), it’s worth a look — it’s one of the best films of the year.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has won the past four weekends at the domestic box office; it now ranks as the second-highest-grossing film of all time in North America. Could it catch up to current champ Star Wars: The Force Awakens and claim the record? It has a solid chance, and it could well hold off Coyote vs. Acme and The Dog Stars to win another weekend. Here’s our review. Last week, we took a look at Tony, the solid feature about a young Anthony Bourdain; the review wasn’t rapturous, but it’s a pleasant enough time at the theater. And catch up to The End of Oak Street while you can — who doesn’t love dinosaur action from time to time?

Keep exploring this summer’s releases with Sean’s line-up of the summer blockbuster season.

About the Author

Sean Collier is the editor-in-chief of Shady Ave and the arts and culture editor of TABLE Magazine. Before joining the TABLE Media team, he spent nearly 15 years as a writer, editor and columnist at Pittsburgh Magazine. As the in-house film critic for the top-rated WDVE Morning Show since 2009, he’s been Pittsburgh’s most widely heard voice on movies for nearly two decades. A Pittsburgh native, Sean has since 2020 appeared weekly on KDKA-TV’s popular Pittsburgh Today Live talk show. He’s the co-founder of Vigilance Theater Group and an active stand-up comedian and event host. He can be found on Instagram and Twitter at @seancollierpgh.

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Photos Courtesy of Ketchup Entertainment

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Collier’s Cuts: Anthony Bourdain’s Origin Story Hits the Big Screen in ‘Tony’

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Dominic Sessa's character in Tony in a yellow shirt and apron behind a restaurant window with a Chef.
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Long before the globetrotting television series and rapturously received book tours, chef and writer Anthony Bourdain cut his teeth working in kitchens — often amid considerable chaos. These experiences formed the basis for his bestselling book, Kitchen Confidential; now, those vivid scenes have been dramatized (and slightly fictionalized) in a narrative biopic that feels like a superhero’s origin story.

New Movie Tony Depicts an Idyllic, If Somewhat Clichéd, Summer for Young Anthony Bourdain

We meet Anthony Bourdain (Dominic Sessa) — Tony, he insists — as he’s angling for a prestigious writing fellowship. He’s a freshman at Vassar who insists on introducing himself as a writer, despite the fact that he never seems to write much of anything. Assured of his impending ascension to literary glory, he flirts with a pretty classmate (Emilia Jones) and bristles at his condescending parents.

When he learns that he wasn’t selected for the fellowship, he spontaneously decamps for Cape Cod, where his would-be paramour is spending her summer. Finding her attached to a studly pizza maker, he gets drunk and causes a scene at a hole-in-the-wall seafood joint, only to be taken in by the restaurant’s wizened chef (Antonio Banderas). Reluctantly, the chef gives Bourdain a job washing dishes.

Many of the incidents depicted in Tony come from the pages of Kitchen Confidential, though some are borrowed from other stretches of Bourdain’s life — and others are pure fiction. The story is the film’s greatest weakness; it reduces its subject’s life to a juvenile running-after-the-girl plot, a disservice to the messier realities of life Bourdain was all too happy to depict truthfully. Even the role of drugs in Tony is presented as a side note, if an ominous one.

Fine Performances and Strong Atmosphere Elevate a Bland Dish

Sessa, who has clearly studied Bourdain’s mannerisms, finds a quiet and confused earnestness in the character. Banderas, playing a largely invented remix of one of Bourdain’s actual mentors, gives the film’s best performance.

Disappointingly, Tony has very little to say; for a movie about a writer, there isn’t much meaning to be gleaned from the words on the page. There’s some accidental meaning in the quiet moments, however. As Bourdain dries out on windswept beaches and studies the maneuvers of his mentor, there is real beauty to be found. Tony may not have settled on a point, but it almost stumbles into something undefinable when it takes a moment to breathe.

The film can’t hold a candle to the excellent documentary Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain, but it’s not without charm.

We’re Still Doing Insidious, and More Movies to Watch This Weekend

Improbably, the horror series Insidious soldiers on, with a sixth installment out this weekend. Insidious: Out of the Further (out of ideas would be more apt) repeats plot lines and jump scares from the previous 15 years of the franchise, introducing a new protagonist (Amelia Eve) plagued by extra-dimensional demons and struggling to protect her precocious daughter. Series regular Lin Shaye returns, despite the fact that her character perished five movies ago, but her earnestness can’t add much to a fundamentally soporific story. Fortunately for us, the horror genre has long since moved on from this brand of melodramatic nonsense. Don’t get your spooky season off on the wrong foot: skip Insidious.

Meanwhile, Jason Statham has to hurt people on a boat. That’s either all you’ll need to know to buy a ticket … or all you’ll need to know to go back to blissful ignorance of Mutiny, a new action flick from director Jean-François Richet. There’s some sort of revenge plot (isn’t there always?), but the important note is that Richet previously directed the surprisingly enjoyable throwback shoot-’em-up Plane, which may bode well enough for Mutiny. (Although it really should’ve been called Boat.)

Go See a Comedy and Releases You May Have Missed

A supremely funny quartet stars in Spa Weekend: Anna Faris (who really did quite well in the understandably underseen Scary Movie reboot), Isla Fisher, Leslie Mann and Michelle Buteau. While those names and a paper-thin premise — hijinks ensure when four friends go off on, you guessed it, a spa retreat — might not get you to run to the cinema, it’ll probably be an enjoyable streaming pick in a few months. Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, who wrote and directed the Bad Moms films, are at the helm.

Will this be the weekend that Spider-Man: Brand New Day finally vacates the top spot at the box office? Maybe, depending on how many people are interested in a sixth Insidious movie. (Tony will be more of a boutique hit.) If you’re among the few remaining people not to have accompanied Peter Parker on his latest adventure, here’s our review. Positive word-of-mouth should keep The End of Oak Street, which we reviewed last week, in cinemas for a while; it’s a bit more shocking than you’d expect, but it’s a good time. And don’t forget, even if Spidey is the champ, it’s still the year of Odysseus (or at least Anne Hathaway).

Keep exploring this summer’s releases with Sean’s line-up of the summer blockbuster season.

About the Author

Sean Collier is the editor-in-chief of Shady Ave and the arts and culture editor of TABLE Magazine. Before joining the TABLE Media team, he spent nearly 15 years as a writer, editor and columnist at Pittsburgh Magazine. As the in-house film critic for the top-rated WDVE Morning Show since 2009, he’s been Pittsburgh’s most widely heard voice on movies for nearly two decades. A Pittsburgh native, Sean has since 2020 appeared weekly on KDKA-TV’s popular Pittsburgh Today Live talk show. He’s the co-founder of Vigilance Theater Group and an active stand-up comedian and event host. He can be found on Instagram and Twitter at @seancollierpgh.

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Collier’s Cuts: For Anne Hathaway’s Next Trick, She’ll Fight Dinosaurs in ‘The End of Oak Street’

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An orange rating card for The End of Oak Street with a photo of Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor in a car, giving the film 3/5 stars.

She may already have an Oscar, but 2026 is shaping up to be Anne Hathaway’s finest year. She co-starred in the massive hits The Odyssey and The Devil Wears Prada 2, snuck in the indie darling Mother Mary and is gearing up for the scandalous thriller Verity. In between, she’s tangling with dinosaurs in The End of Oak Street.

Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor in The End of Oak Street Find Themselves in a Jurassic Quark

While Hathaway’s 2026 roles share little in common, The End of Oak Street has one similarity to her turn in The Odyssey: an absent husband. In Oak Street, that’s merely metaphorical. Greg Platt (Ewan McGregor) is distant, drinking and evasive; Denise (Anne Hathaway), his wife and a wannabe author, is thinking of leaving him. The kids — recent high-school grad Audrey (Maisy Stella) and anxious teen Brian (Christian Convery) — absolutely know that the parents aren’t getting along.

The home is breaking, if not quite broken; suddenly, though, the neighborhood falls apart. Or, rather, it travels through time: The Platts are shaken from their beds by what appears to be a serious thunderstorm, only to discover that their immediate surroundings now seem to be located in the middle of a prehistoric jungle. In spurts, at least, this calms down the bickering; family drama tends to take a back seat when you’re running from megafauna.

It’s a Mess, But Who Can Say No to Thrilling Dinosaur Action?

Nits could certainly be picked; these characters are defined in the broadest of strokes, and nearly every moment of suspense is the result of someone not noticing several tons of beast directly behind them. The conclusion, too, is badly fumbled.

Those complaints ignore a fundamental rule, however: A movie about famous people running from dinosaurs is always good. (We will set certain Jurassic Park sequels aside for the purposes of this argument.) Hathaway, McGregor and Stella all commit fully, throwing themselves into the absurdity with determination; Hathaway even manages to find a bit of humanity amid the mayhem. It really is her year.

The End of Oak Street isn’t the equal of writer/director David Robert Mitchell’s masterpiece, the 2014 horror film It Follows, but there’s more than enough here to entertain. We only get so many big-screen dinosaurs; it’s best not to be too picky about them.

More Mysteries in Rose of Nevada, Plus More in Cinemas This Weekend

Rose of Nevada, a beguiling and atmospheric drama from British director Mark Jenkin, is just as high-concept as The End of Oak Street — but don’t expect much in the way of visual effects. In a hardscrabble Cornish fishing village, a small craft missing for 30 years unexpectedly returns; there’s no crew, and it seems that the vessel simply blinked out of the ’90s and into the present day. A mysterious captain (Francis Magee) appears and recruits a new crew (Callum Turner and George MacKay); after their maiden voyage, however, the modern men find themselves thrust back into the ’90s, where the villagers mistake them for the missing sailors. The otherworldly trappings dictate the confused, desperate emotion of the film, but the visuals tell the story: rust-covered ships, overgrown landscapes and decaying buildings.

It’s a meditative and somber film that will reward attentive, rapt viewing — and MacKay, best known as the lead in the war drama 1917, carries it with barely a word. Those in need of action (or explanation) may not be satisfied, but curious viewers will be richly rewarded.

But That’s Not All…

Also out this week, the comedy The Wrong Girls aims to recall the stoner comedies of the 1980s and ’90s — and it certainly has a strong enough cast. Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat lead the tale of mistaken identity amid altered perception, alongside supporting turns from LaKeith Stanfield, Seth Rogen, Kate McKinnon, Geena Davis, Kumail Nanjiani and even Cate Blanchett. Dylan Meyer, co-screenwriter of the well-received Moxie (and Stewart’s wife), writes and directs.

For the younger set — the much younger set — there’s big news, though parents may well take it as an opportunity for an in-theater nap. PAW Patrol: The Dino Movie, the third big-screen caper for the canine law-enforcement team, makes its U.S. debut this weekend after rolling out globally. These movies aren’t particularly good, but that is hardly the point.

Plus a Look Back at Summer’s Films

The year’s box-office king will continue its reign this weekend, as Spider-Man: Brand New Day is expected to cruise to a third straight victory. If the gargantuan returns are any indication, the entire population of the United States has already seen it — but if you’re still on the fence, here’s our review. The End of Oak Street is expected to duke it out with Odysseus for second place, as The Odyssey continues its own stellar run; needless to say, we’re fans, you can read our review here. And what happened to last week’s highest-profile release, the romcom One Night Only? Messy online discourse and mediocre business — it debuted in third place last weekend and should drop like a stone. If you’re curious, read our review, but it’s not likely to convince you to buy a ticket.

Keep exploring this summer’s releases with Sean’s line-up of the summer blockbuster season.

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Photos Courtesy of Daniel McFadden / Warner Bros.

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Collier’s Cuts: Sex is Only Legal One Night Each Year in ‘One Night Only’ — And It’s a Romcom, Not a Horror Movie

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Monica Barbaro as Allie in ONE NIGHT ONLY, directed by Will Gluck.
An orange rating card for One Night Only with 2/5 stars.

At least One Night Only has an ambitious premise: In an admittedly plausible near-future America, premarital sex has been outlawed. Singles are, however, given one night each year to indulge in their carnal desires, leading to a sort of coital holiday complete with corporate branding, dedicated apps and defiant political rallies. Somehow, amid all this, director Will Gluck and writer Travis Braun have shoehorned in a romcom.

Think of the Movie One Night Only Like a National Prom Night

Allie (Monica Barbaro) is a reluctant romantic, determined to find a worthwhile partner on a night when most of the population is happy to keep things casual. Owen (Callum Turner) is planning on using the occasion to propose to his girlfriend (Maya Hawke); when it’s time to pop the question, however, she confesses that she’d like to spend their night of debauchery with a neighbor instead.

Allie and Owen literally collide on the sidewalk, kicking off a night of chance encounters (and forcing the audience to disregard the fact that the odds of five or six consecutive chance encounters in New York City are Powerball-level absurd). Owen attempts to find a hook-up to get over his girlfriend; Allie keeps looking for a soulful man amongst the rabble. Misunderstandings (occasionally wacky) and flirtation (intermittently compelling) ensue. 

No Sparks, No Fire — and a Mixed Message

Unfortunately, the chemistry between the leads is lacking. Barbaro, an Oscar nominee for A Complete Unknown, proves charming and surprisingly funny; Turner, on the other hand, seems removed and disinterested. Romance films live and die on the spark between the leads; here, there’s barely a flicker.

More concerningly, the film either hasn’t chosen a point of view or has settled on a poor one. It seems that the filmmakers have spent some time coming up with the rules and realities of a world where sex is outlawed but don’t seem to have much to say about their outlandish premise. There are glimmers of commentary here and there, particularly about the relationship between power structures and unjust laws, but those feel almost incidental.

If you’re inclined toward an uncharitable reading of the film, you could even mistake the filmmaker’s intention for being … well, anti-sex, or at least comfortable with moralistic government control. I don’t quite believe that was the intention, but the ambiguity speaks to an overall lack of clarity. Sure, it’s just a date movie — but can’t we ask for a bit more substance from our romcoms?

A Gory, Bad Time With Ice Cream Man, and More to Find In Theaters This Weekend

Elsewhere at the multiplex, hit-and-miss horror filmmaker Eli Roth returns with Ice Cream Man, an over-the-top gore-fest about children made homicidal by cursed ice cream. The film, which bears no relation to the identically titled ’90s horror flick, has become controversial for a half-dozen reasons; an apparent reliance on generative A.I. for some effects and images has been roundly criticized. (So has Roth himself; the director is, to put it mildly, divisive.) Genre fans looking for gleeful violence will find plenty in a lively middle act, but Ice Cream Man is ultimately too mean-spirited to recommend; this is a movie where children hate everyone, everyone hates children and violence is purely comic. The success of Roth’s admittedly enjoyable 2023 film Thanksgiving was enough to get Ice Cream Man to cinemas … but I’d suspect his next effort will be headed straight to streaming.

What Else is Playing?

The comedy sequel Super Troopers 3, also out this week, reunites the Broken Lizard comedy troupe for another round of law-enforcement hijinks. Reviews haven’t been glowing, but there’s ample affinity for the cult-classic original; fans will likely still have a good time. Those looking for at-home entertainment could try The Last House, a supernatural thriller debuting on Netflix; Wagner Moura, who was Oscar nominated for The Secret Agent, and Greta Lee, who should’ve been for Past Lives, co-star.

Of course, none of the aforementioned films will win the weekend at the box office; it’ll certainly be a repeat triumph for Spider-Man: Brand New Day, the superhero smash that last weekend posted the best three-day total in history. Expect similarly busy showings for Spider-Man this weekend — and read our review if you’re curious about the film’s merits. The Odyssey, which we reviewed quite favorably, will also continue its march toward Oscar season. And if you’ve got kids to entertain, we promise: Minions vs. Monsters is perfectly pleasant.

Keep exploring this summer’s releases with Sean’s line-up of the summer blockbuster season.

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Photos Courtesy of Nicole Rivelli / Universal Studios

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