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Collier’s Cuts: ‘Motor City’ Is an Action Movie with No Words — and ‘The Dink’ Is a Streaming Comedy with Genuine Laughs

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This week’s movie review roundup features two films: Motor City, now playing in theaters, and The Dink, available to stream at home.

An orange rating card for Motor City with a 2.5/5 star rating and a man with long hair and a beard and muscles stands in a white muscle tee.

Fists Speak Louder Than Words in Motor City

Motor City is a film that has risen slightly above the fray on the strength of a gimmick. Were it not for a curious, creative flourish, it would be destined for the streaming graveyard of unheralded action flicks — the sort of film that would live in DVD bargain bins, when that was still a thing. Instead, it has managed a theatrical release and a quiet bit of buzz for one reason: In this movie, no one really talks.

There are scraps of language here and there — most often exclamations, vulgarities and brief interrogatives. And characters are seen talking, but the audience is usually not privy to these conversations; they take place behind a window or off in the distance. The story in Motor City is delivered almost purely in action and grimaces.

Set in 1970s Detroit (though filmed almost entirely in New Jersey), Motor City concerns the plight of John Miller (Alan Ritchson), an everyman — albeit a hulking one. Miller is recently off of probation and has proposed to his girlfriend, Sophia (Shailene Woodley), a diner waitress with mysterious connections to a vengeful drug kingpin (Ben Foster).

Our capo has no intentions of letting his ex (or whoever she is) get hitched to a common brute, so he frames Miller for drug trafficking, leaning on a crooked cop (Pablo Schreiber) and putting Miller in jail for 25 years. When Miller learns that his rival has conned his way back into Sophia’s heart, he hatches a plan for a prison break and bloody revenge.

Cliches Among the Quiet

Motor City is rife with action-movie cliches and tired tropes, many of which should’ve stayed in the 20th Century. It could be argued, perhaps, that leaning on broad signifiers makes a wordless film easy to follow — and, admittedly, it’s never unclear what’s going on. Still, anyone unwilling to thoroughly discard their standards will have a tough time enjoying the film.

Even with that caveat, it’s a tough nut to crack. Director Potsy Ponciroli leans heavily on montage and slow motion to maintain the ineloquent action; the result feels like watching a 100-minute music video. (In many cases, this is literally true; recognizable songs including Night In White Satin, I Feel Love and The Chain play, in full, over collections of overdramatized shots.) It’s different enough to be intriguing, if not quite good enough to be … well, good.

Still, it’s an ambitious and notable effort. This isn’t a movie you walk out of feeling impressed or even narratively satisfied; it’s one that leaves you saying, “I guess it’s possible to do that.” After 125 years of cinema, doing anything that feels somewhat new has to count as something of an achievement.

An orange rating card for The Dink with a 3.5/5 star rating and a photo of the couple in the movie.

Watching Apple TV’s The Dink? You’ll Laugh — Even If You’re Alone

In The Dink, the endlessly likable Jake Johnson undercuts his natural charisma to star as a washed-up tennis pro forced to do the unthinkable: convert to pickleball. (As co-star Andy Roddick describes it, it’s “like tennis, but easy.”) It’s the sort of role Will Ferrell would’ve once played — but with a hint of reality often missing from those over-the-top Ferrell/McKay comedies.

Unlike many streaming-first comedies, The Dink has an essential ingredient: actual humor. If that sounds like damning the film with faint praise, it counts as exceptional in the modern environment; while many fine dramas and genre films go straight to streaming, the number of laugh-out-loud feature comedies that have debuted on the small screen is small.

The setup is sturdy: once-promising tennis player Dusty Boyd (Johnson), always flanked by earnest acolyte PJ (Aaron Chen), is trying to hold on to the glory days while toiling at a prestigious tennis club owned by his father (Ed Harris). When he re-injures his wrist while ostentatiously celebrating a win, his doctor (Ben Stiller) suggests pickleball for recovery. He tries a small court, striking up an unlikely friendship with his doubles partner (Mary Steenburgen), all while hatching an unlikely comeback plan.

A Comedy All-Star Team

Along the way, we’ll visit with a full roster of excellent comedic performers: Patton Oswalt, Fortune Feimster, Chris Parnell, Chloe Fineman, Christine Taylor and more, including folks making cameos from the tennis world. Director Josh Greenbaum, who also helmed the well-received Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar, assembled a great team; the sense of fun among the cast is palpable.

In many recent comedies, a certain lack of passion is palpable. (I don’t want to name any names … no, wait, I do: Kevin Hart.) Here, enthusiasm — and a genuinely witty script, from Sean Clements — make for a winning result. What’s more, I felt something like genuine care and concern for the characters. That’s another rarity in modern feature comedies.

Story by Sean Collier
Motor City Photo © IFC/The Dink Photo Courtesy Apple TV

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Your August 2026 Horoscope for the Full Moon in Pisces

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The Full Moon of August 28 falls in early Pisces, forming this month’s horoscope. It’s the sign that closes the circle of the zodiac and dissolves the edges between years. Pisces is pictured as two fish tied at the tail, each swimming a different way. The cord binds them without pulling them into agreement; they strain against each other, and the sign’s whole difficulty is that satisfying one fish leaves the other wanting. Imagine water with no firm bank, or currents that run in several directions at once.

Traditional astrology gives Pisces to everything shaped by water: fishponds and rivers, harbors and coastlines, the maritime trades that carry goods where roads can’t reach. It is the sign of both benefics, home to Jupiter and the exaltation of Venus, so its instinct is to soften conditions rather than sharpen them. Left to itself, Pisces is fertile and forgiving. Under strain it turns to confusion and loss.

That double character matters this month, because the Full Moon here is a lunar eclipse, and an eclipse is where the softening sign meets themes of elimination. Carry the image of the two fish as you read on: pulled in different directions, bound anyway, asked to move without being able to see the far shore.

Deborah Houlding’s Pisces overview at Skyscript takes the two-fish image further than a column allows. She treats the binding cord as a force that works against resolve, the divided motion that makes commitment hard for this sign. It’s worth reading if the sense of being pulled two ways is yours this month.

What’s Happening in August’s Astrological Calendar?

A Lunar Eclipse in Pisces, and Working With the Earth’s Shadow

Visually, an eclipse looks like something being covered or hidden, darkened temporarily. Across most of astrology’s history it has signaled endings and removals, after which whatever depended on the missing piece begins to come apart. That reputation is old and consistent, and but we don’t have to let it tip us into dread. Eclipses come four, sometimes five times a year, yet on a personal level they are meant to be rare. Their force concentrates on a narrow band of degrees rather than washing over an entire sign.

Most astrologers put the reach of an eclipse at two to five degrees on either side of the degree where it falls, which here means the fourth and fifth degrees of Pisces, and will impact those born earliest in Pisces season. But eclipses are visual events in the sky, and the sky doesn’t stop at the sign boundary. Because this one sits in the very first degrees of Pisces, people born at the tail end of Aquarius season, or with the last degrees of that sign rising or hosting their Moon, are likely to feel it too.

What’s Special About a Lunar Eclipse?

Lunar eclipses work differently from solar ones. A lunar eclipse is diffusive: its effect spreads out rather than striking a single target. The heartbreak it brings is shared, passed around a community; it is rare to go through one alone.

There is a cost to that and a mercy in it. The cost is that misery keeps company. Commiseration can pull people into the same low place and keep them there a little too long, a little too deep. The mercy is that the same shared quality makes the wound shorter-lived. A community that grieves together also recovers together, and the ones who have already been through it know how to walk the rest of us through.

In Pisces, the sign of both benefics, a hard transit tends to disturb the peace and strip away a protection or a comfort that had been relied on (and, perhaps, taken for granted). This is a water sign, so its troubles come by water. Expect the conversation about water – conservation, drought, access – to stay live at home and abroad. It could reopen pressure around the Strait of Hormuz. And because both the Sun and Moon lean toward Mars in Cancer, it may stir fresh conflict in that region. We will have to wait and see.

What to Take Away From August’s Lunar Eclipse

Here is the other half of it, the part worth carrying forward. This is a North Node eclipse, the node that pulls toward growth rather than release. Jupiter, the old ruler of Pisces, is keeping a close trine to Saturn, which means support arriving for the very structures Saturn has been grinding on for years.

Venus and Jupiter were in sextile only days ago, the two benefics still within reach of each other. Put those together and the eclipse becomes useful to anyone standing at the edge of a large change, like a move into territory they can’t yet map, one that separates them from something familiar so they can choose something different and new.

If that is your position this month, the astrology favors the crossing, provided you make it in the manner of the benefics. That means moving thoughtfully and graciously, forgiving where you can, keeping faith that what breaks in one place may one day be rebuilt. Step across in that spirit and this configuration promises you the far bank on every path you were hoping to reach.

Mars Square Saturn: Force Meeting a Wall

Mars in Cancer is closing in on a square to Saturn in Aries, retrograde. This is the aspect of drive against limit, the feeling of pushing hard on something that won’t move on your schedule. Mars is the planet of contest, of pressure and heat and the impulse to act. Saturn is the planet of containment. Put them at odds with each other you get frustration and false starts.

The pressure is workable, though probably not by forcing it. Saturn rewards the person who adjusts expectations and paces their efforts, sending the leftover energy somewhere useful. Notice that Saturn plays two parts this month, squared by Mars here and supported by Jupiter’s trine in the eclipse. The same planet leaning on you from one side is braced from the other, making the whole thing less dramatic than it has to be otherwise.

Mercury Conjunct the Sun: A Clean Slate for the Mind

Mercury has come to the same degree as the Sun in Virgo, the sign it rules and is exalted in, about as clear and precise as Mercury gets. A conjunction like this reads as the start of a new cycle in thinking and speaking: the old mental loop closes and a fresh one opens, and because it happens in sober, exacting Virgo, the reset arrives in a way that’s level-headed and measured. This is a strong window for decisions that depend on clear sight. 

The Moon Conjunct Fomalhaut, the Mouth of the Southern Fish

The eclipse Moon sits within a degree of Fomalhaut, one of the four Royal Stars the Persians set as guardians of the sky in ancient history. Fomalhaut kept the southern watch, once the star of the winter solstice. It’s the mouth of the Southern Fish that drinks the water poured out by Aquarius above it. Its reputation is mixed: it grants sharp perception and artistry, a success far beyond what a person’s circumstances would predict, and in the same breath it carries the threat of disaster on a grand scale, a loss so total, in Robson’s phrase, that it forces a “change from a material to a spiritual form of expression.” When the only ground left is the world within, that is Fomalhaut’s country.

With the Moon on the star and Mercury strong in Virgo, the old texts turn hopeful. Fomalhaut here favors the work done out of sight until it’s finished, shown only to the people it’s meant for: “secret business causing much trouble and enmity, but eventual gain after many difficulties.” It sharpens the eclipse’s double edge, the promise folded into the vulnerability.

The full star lore sits at Constellations of Words, including Fomalhaut’s older names and the reasons the tradition counts it among the sky’s four great watchers. Go there if you want the mythology behind the promise rather than only its verdict.

Seasonal Guidance for Your Zodiac Sign – Late Summer

Late summer marks a shift in the seasonal balance: the heat is beginning to ease and the dry quality of the season persists, pointing toward autumn’s cool and dry character. Physical reserves tend to be high after a full summer, and most people find appetite returning as the heat breaks. Sleep tends to improve. This is a stretch worth drawing on before the cooler months arrive.

These suggestions are drawn from an ancient tradition of thinking about how the body’s constitution responds to seasonal change. They’re offered for consideration, not as rules to follow to the letter – take what applies to your circumstances and leave the rest. To learn more about the theory behind this guidance, see Medieval Temperaments, an article by astrologer Ryhan Butler.

Fire Signs – Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

The easing heat is welcome, but don’t rush to reclaim what summer suppressed. Appetite is returning; move the diet back toward more nourishing, substantive meals. Exercise can become more vigorous again, but build it back incrementally – the body needs a few weeks before it’s ready for full effort after the heat’s managed restraint. Sleep tends to improve as the heat breaks; take advantage of it. Social and emotional tension from summer tends to ease around this time.

Earth Signs – Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo

Late summer is a transition worth paying attention to for your constitution. The season is shifting back toward cool and dry – your native qualities – and summer’s warming benefits are beginning to withdraw. Start introducing more warming, nourishing foods before the cool is obvious: soups, root vegetables as they arrive, more protein. Keep the exercise routine going as summer’s energy fades; the tendency toward heaviness and low mood that cooler months bring can start to creep back in around this time, and staying active is the most effective counter.

Air Signs – Libra, Aquarius, Gemini

The shift toward autumn begins to work in your favor. Appetite returns more fully; meals can become more substantial. Energy steadies, and the impulsiveness and changeability that peaked in spring tend to settle considerably around this time – worth drawing on for anything requiring follow-through, including more sustained physical effort.

Water Signs – Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Your constitution is at its best in terms of reserves and capability, and this stretch is worth using deliberately. Begin preparing for autumn’s cooling by introducing more nourishing foods alongside the season’s fresh produce. Keep exercise vigorous while the conditions support it. Emotional stability tends to remain good through late summer; draw on that clarity for anything requiring resolution or sustained effort.

Sabian Symbol for 5° Pisces: A Church Bazaar

Picture tables in a parish hall, home-made jams and cakes, donated bric-a-brac, a raffle, a collection tin filling by small increments. Nobody’s contribution is large. The point is that they add up, modest offerings pooled until they amount to something that helps a neighbor who needs it.

For an eclipse that takes things away, this is a pointed image. It asks what you’re willing to put into the common pot when your own supply feels short. The symbol’s warmth is in the picture of contributing to your community. Its shadow is the opposite: hoarding, pricing every favor, undervaluing what’s offered because it didn’t come with a receipt, fussing over pennies while the larger good goes unfunded.

The practical question for late August and early September: where does a small, unglamorous contribution of your time or resources do more good than keeping it back? The bazaar rewards the people who bring something to the table, however small each contribution.

Linda Hill has written more on this degree than anyone working today. Her treatment of “a church bazaar” runs through the questions of worth and exchange the symbol raises, and why the small transaction carries more weight than its size suggests. It’s worth a visit if this degree sits on a sensitive point in your own chart.

What Might August’s Lunar Eclipse in Pisces Mean for Your Zodiac Sign?

The themes of this lunar eclipse will play out differently depending on where 4° Pisces falls in your chart. What follows offers sign-by-sign guidance for working with the weeks ahead. For a more detailed picture of how this lunation engages your own chart, a consultation with a professional astrologer can help clarify what is personal and what is simply passing through.

Want to see a professional astrologer? I offer birth chart consultations that explore dominant life themes through your present circumstances – whether you’re looking to align your actions with what’s ahead, get a sense of near- and mid-term timing, or simply understand your chart more deeply. Get a sense of what we can accomplish together.

What Does August 2026’s Full Moon in Pisces Mean for Your Zodiac Sign’s Horoscope?

Aries

The long work of rebuilding who you are has been Saturn’s project for a while, and it’s grinding, but a supporting trine from Jupiter lightens it for a few weeks, and confidence returns to a self-image that’s felt under construction. Meanwhile the pressure has shifted to your household: Mars is stirring activity and friction at home, pushing you to defend your base or overhaul it. Keep the drive aimed at the renovation and off the people sharing the walls with you.

Explore the perfect menu for Aries.

Taurus

Your friendships and the hopes you share with a group are where this eclipse lands, and because it subtracts, a membership or a shared dream may quietly close. It won’t feel solitary; an ending like this is felt across a whole circle at once, mourned in company. The counterweight is bright: the Sun lights up romance and play, the pleasure of being seen, giving you somewhere personal to pour the feeling. The creative outlet can carry what the collective no longer will.

Explore the perfect menu for Taurus.

Gemini

A career or reputation chapter reaches an emotional turning point, and with the eclipse in your house of public standing, it plays out where people can see it: a role may end or change shape. Underneath the visible shift, your thinking is resetting toward home and roots, as Mercury meets the Sun and opens a sober new cycle of planning around where and how you live. Steady private ground is what lets you meet the public turn without overreacting to every swing of it.

Explore the perfect menu for Gemini.

Cancer

The long climb in your working life is at a reckoning. Saturn has been testing your standing for years, and you’re near the point where the effort either pays off or presents its bill. A trine from Jupiter tilts the timing kinder than it’s been. With Mars in your own sign you’ve got drive to spare and the nerve to push; the trick is aiming it. Point the energy at the summit in front of you, not at the first person who slows you down.

Explore the perfect menu for Cancer.

Leo

Jupiter has entered your sign, and with it a season of expansion. Doors open and appetite returns, and you feel larger than you did in spring, readier to be seen and to take up room. The steadying note comes from Mercury meeting the Sun in your house of money and resources: a level-headed reset on income and on what you’re worth. Grow into the bigger room Jupiter is offering, but count the cost as you go. Optimism wears better when there’s arithmetic under it.

Explore the perfect menu for Leo.

Virgo

You get the cleanest reset in the zodiac this month: Mercury, home and exalted in your sign, meets the Sun and hands you a sharp, clear sense of how you think and how you come across. At the same time the eclipse pulls the emotional weather into your closest partnerships, where a relationship may reach an ending or a turn. The pairing is the gift; meet the partnership shift with the level head Mercury is handing you, and keep a Full Moon’s reactivity at arm’s length.

Explore the perfect menu for Virgo.

Libra

Ambition is loud this month, and it’s pointed upward: Mars energizes your working life and your push for recognition, though it can just as easily spark a clash with someone above you. Measured beats impulsive here. Below the surface, a long test of your partnerships continues, as Saturn weighs which ones are worth keeping, and a trine from Jupiter brings welcome support to that assessment. Commitments that have earned their place deepen; the ones that haven’t may reach their end.

Explore the perfect menu for Libra.

Scorpio

Your energy is out in the world this month, moving among your people: the Sun draws you toward friendships and groups, toward a shared cause worth organizing around. Running alongside it, Mars fires up the hunger for something bigger – a course of study, a journey, a conviction you want to argue for. Good conditions for building alliances around a belief. The one caution is heat: with Mars in your house of conviction, you can defend an idea harder than the moment calls for.

Explore the perfect menu for Scorpio.

Sagittarius

A long, heavy stretch around creativity, romance, or the things you do for joy has been Saturn’s doing, and a trine from Jupiter is finally lifting some of that weight, reopening pleasure where it’s been rationed. At the same time Mercury meets the Sun in your house of career, sharpening how you present in public into something clear and authoritative. Say the serious professional thing plainly, and welcome the play back into the parts of life Saturn had put on a budget.

Explore the perfect menu for Sagittarius.

Capricorn

Partners and adversaries are turned up loud: Mars in your house of relationships brings passion and friction both, and it can sharpen a disagreement into open conflict or a legal edge. Meet it with words rather than force. At home, meanwhile, a long structural strain – Saturn on your foundations, family duty, a place that needs sorting – gets a steadying trine from Jupiter. Use the firmer ground under you to resolve what the relationships stir up, instead of carrying it back to the family.

Explore the perfect menu for Capricorn.

Aquarius

Partnership is where the good arrives this month: Jupiter in your house of one-to-one relating tends to bring a generous, expansive person into your orbit, or deepen a bond that’s already there. Widening the frame, Venus sits strong in your house of horizons, drawing pleasure from travel and foreign places, from ideas that stretch you and people who come from somewhere else. The invitation worth saying yes to is the one that broadens you, through a person, a distance, or a way of seeing you hadn’t considered.

Explore the perfect menu for Aquarius.

Pisces

The eclipse falls on you – on your body, your face, your sense of self – shared with everyone born in the first degrees of your sign. Expect an ending or a reset in how you show up and what you feel, and expect it to matter. Underneath, a long lesson about money and self-worth has been Saturn’s to teach, and a trine from Jupiter is steadying it. The reset can clarify what you’re worth; move on faith once it does, because this is the eclipse that rewards the crossing.

Explore the perfect menu for Pisces.

Horoscope Author

Wade Caves, based in Brooklyn, NY, is an astrological consultant and educator specializing in problem-solving applications of astrology. He teaches astrological divination and astronomy at the School of Traditional Astrology. Wade also publishes his work on world astrology through Skyscript’s In Mundo publishing desk. He even hosts the World Astrology Summit. A conference dedicated to the advancement of astrology for global problem-solving. Website: wadecaves.com • skyscript.co.uk/inmundo. Email: hello@wadecaves.com.

Story by Wade Caves
Photo Courtesy of Mika Luoma

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Zodiac Gift Guide: What to Buy a Leo

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Happy Birthday, Leos! TABLE’s astrologist Wade Caves gives us a look at what gift to buy if you are shopping for the lovely Leo in your life. To start, you’ve got to consider the qualities of its namesake lion. Lions love the comfort of their lair and long stretches in the sun. They’re fiercely loyal to their prides, command attention wherever they go, and — of course, have those fabulous manes. 

“Leos are frequently larger-than-life types,” says Caves. “When they’re in the room, you can hear them — they’re social, they’re participating, they like to be part of social settings.”

Best Gifts for Leo Zodiac Signs: Ideas for July-August Birthdays

A board game box for Wavelengths with the outline of two people looking at each other.
Photo From Wavelength

Game On

“Leos love activities that bring people together,” comments Wade. 

His first gift suggestion is simple: board games — but don’t give a Leo something completely out of their wheelhouse. “Leo really likes a little newness, but not too much at once.”

If your Leo likes being on stage, how about a charades-style game like Monikers, or if they like cards, Play Nine, which appeals to adults and older kids. A highly portable drawing game? Try A Fake Artist Goes to New York. A few quick-to-learn — and quick to play — board games are Wavelength and Just One. If the extrovert Leo in your life loves having everyone over for a backyard gathering, perhaps a well-reviewed croquet set

The entrance to a sauna.
Photo From Fairmont

Pamper Them

Keeping on the theme of quality time, a couple’s massage is right up Leo’s alley, as it provides time together plus speaks to their love of luxury. “They want to feel special,” says Caves. Many spas offer couples and mother-daughter specials, or it could also be a visit for a manicure or a pedicure. 

Some Things for Their Lair…

When you enter into the home of a Leo, says Caves, there’s often a grand, eye-catching display. While we don’t suggest decorating your Leo’s home, maybe gift them a luxurious catch-all for the foyer. Michael Aram’s brass version takes inspiration from the pomegranate, a prized fruit and ancient symbol of life, birth, and renewal. 

Just like lions lazing in the sun, Leos love being at home. They are very social, says Caves, adding, “When they’re up, they’re up — but when they’re relaxing, they’re relaxing and don’t like to be roused.”

As such, “there’s a long history with Leos and beds,” says Caves. 

His gift idea? A nice set of bedsheets. “They don’t need to be super elegant, but they need to feel good, cozy, something you want to curl up in.”

Because it’s a bit more unexpected, we suggest linen sheets, which get softer with every wash. While you can go premium and order Parachute sheets, we also sourced a more budget-friendly option from Quince — which also comes in a wide variety of colors, like desert sunset. 

Another great option for a Leo’s home — and more budget-friendly — is a big bouquet of sunflowers. If you can, try to source local growers or florists that might carry more unusual varieties. 

…And Some Things for Their Hair

“Leos and their hair, it’s a big thing,” says Caves. After all, just think of a lion’s mane. For Leos with luxurious hair, this gold-plated hairpin from Oribe will show off their locks. Oribe also carries a roster of luxury hair care products and accessories, such as Gold Lust Hair Nourishing Oil made with lychee and edelweiss flower, shea butter, and cassis seed oils. 

A blue denim Louis Vuitton bag.
Photo From Louis Vuitton

Divine Denim 

“Leos like to do traditional, classic things,” says Caves. “You’ll always see American Leos in jeans. They look good in jeans, they have nice styles of jeans.”

And, try as we might, we cannot recommend a one-size-fits-all pair of jeans, so we have another idea: the very on-trend denim bag. 

If your Leo is all about vintage design and old-school style, Levi’s offers their Brannan shoulder bag, which doesn’t ding your wallet. However, if the sky’s the limit when it comes to your Leo, Louis Vuitton’s Neo Speedy is sure to give your lion that ‘wow’ factor when they enter a room. 

Sunset Picnic 

Leos love the color of sunrise and sunset — and they love quality time, says Caves. “Leos are some of the best listeners, so an intimate experience with interpersonal connection is good.”

How about a sunset picnic? You can pack your own picnic basket or gift them a beautiful Sur la Table tote that you fill with a charcuterie setup. Check for a local charcuterie shop — or you can also make your own. A simple rule is to think in threes: Choose three meats, three cheeses, and three starches (like bread and crackers), and accompaniments such as red grapes, hummus, nuts, or olives. Keep in mind varying textures. Add chocolate-covered espresso beans or macarons for dessert, and be sure to pick up drink offerings your Leo loves. Bring your own blanket or gift them a cheerful water-resistant blanket to keep things comfy.

The outside of AVVA restaurant with porch dining.
Photo From AVVA

Alfresco Dining

If a picnic is not the right fit for your Leo, find the finest — preferably expansive — patio, for an alfresco meal. ’Tis the season for outdoor dining after all. 

An Andy Warhol sunset painting in pink, red, orange, and blue.
Photo From Warhol and Friends

Celebrate the Colors of the Sunset, Too

Leo is commonly associated with pinks, light reds, light oranges, and light yellows — bright colors, not muted — as we mentioned above, the colors of sunrise and sunset. 

In 1972, fellow Leo Andy Warhol (birthday August 6) produced 632 distinct screenprints, titled Sunset, each featuring unique bands of color. 

You can gift your Leo a colorful sunset — thanks to Andy — in a variety of ways. 

The Andy Warhol Museum sells a set of nine colorful magnets perfect for the fridge or hanging notes. The museum’s purveyor of prints, McGaw Graphics, sells poster-sized versions of Sunset prints in a variety of sizes. If you’re committed to the finest, Warhol and Friends sells 34 x 34 museum-quality, unsigned proof editions.

…And Even Wear the Sun

With its honey color, resinous flares, and glowing essence, amber jewelry has long been associated with the sun. 

A handcrafted Adina Stone ring reflects the stone’s sunny rays. For men, a sterling silver and Baltic amber Aurum Brothers bracelet gives him a subtle warmth. Both items ship quickly. 

A photo book with three photos sits on a wood table.
Photo From Mpix

Capture the Memories

“So much of our photos live on our phones. What if you were to collect these images into a nicely curated book?” asks Caves. “At the end of the day, Leos just want to belong. They want to be part of a community, part of a family, active, busy, happy life — so show them pictures of those things happening in their lives.”

“But remember, don’t skimp on the paper type, the weight — it still needs to be quality.”

Two quality online photo services, Mpix and Shutterfly, print and ship photobooks within 1-2 days after receiving an order. 

“They’ll love it,” says Caves. 

“The gifts don’t have to be the most expensive options. But Leos do like things to be nice — that’s what they like. If life can be nice, why wouldn’t it be? Why wouldn’t you choose that?”

While you’re here, you can check out what to stock a Leo’s bar cart with for more gift ideas! Plus, consider making them the perfect meal with a menu made just for the zodiac sign Leo.

Story by Lauri Gravina
Consult From Wade Caves
Featured Photo From Upton

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It’s Been a Blockbuster Summer for 2026 — Here’s Where to Watch the Biggest Hits

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Matt Damon stands on a sandy mountain in battle gear in The Odyssey.
Matt Damon is Odysseus in THE ODYSSEY, written, produced, and directed by Christopher Nolan.

Since movies were invented, we’ve been told that they’re an endangered species. But this year’s blockbuster summer is changing that.

Prognosticators and cynics said that the advent of television would sink the movie theaters. It didn’t. Then, the threat was pay television — the growth of cable, it was thought, meant doom for cinemas. It wasn’t. The VCR was the next prospective theater-killer — why would anyone go out if they can watch a movie of their choice at home?

Because movies are better in theaters, of course.

Are Movie Theaters Back?

More recently, skeptics believed that streaming would finish off in-person movie viewing once and for all. The peak of digital content’s dominance coincided with the beginning of the pandemic, fueling the fire for cinema’s doomsayers. Yet box-office business is booming in 2026; according to Variety, sales are up 10% overall from 2025 and summer receipts are expected to hit their highest level since 2019 (a particularly profitable, and pre-pandemic year for cinemas).

Brian Mendelssohn, owner of Row House Cinemas, says the difference over recent years is palpable. “From what I see, the box-office upswing is being driven both by stronger movies and by people’s growing desire for communal experiences.

“This year’s films are well balanced between original content, sequels and a new generation of horror directors coming into their own — including Ari Aster, Robert Eggers, Jane Schoenbrun and Osgood Perkins.”

In general, Mendelssohn says, the public is getting sick of their couches. “As we continue moving beyond the pandemic and people grow more fatigued with social media and isolated entertainment, folks are wanting the energy and joy of watching a movie with other people in a great movie house.”

While there are still some major releases yet to come — including Marvel’s next Spider-Man film, due out July 31 — here are the five biggest summer hits of the season and where you can see them.

Where to Watch the Best Summer Blockbusters of 2026

Toy Story 5

Box Office to Date: $431 Million Domestic (#1 Overall for 2026)

Our Review: “This world is so rich and charming that story flaws can’t sink the ship. The performers are clearly happy to be back, and newcomers including Conan O’Brien, Craig Robinson and Melissa Villaseñor fit right in. A marvelous score, once again by Randy Newman, helps ground the action.”

Why Did It Hit?: Nostalgia and timing. There’s plenty of affinity for the Toy Story characters, and that feeling is strongest amongst Millennials now of parenting age; members of the target audience for the original film’s 1995 release are now between 35 and 45 years old. That means that generation has plenty of money to spend at the cinema … and many have kids of their own to bring along.

Where to See It Now: Still in theaters.

Go to the Cinema or Wait?: Go to the cinema. The score and sound are so enchanting, and the world so richly envisioned, that the in-theater experience will definitely help. (And, to be honest, this chapter has some slow stretches; you or your kids might lose interest at home.)

Looking to learn more? Read the full review.

Obsession

Box Office to Date: $258 Million Domestic (#5 Overall for 2026)

Our Review: Believe it or not, we didn’t focus on Obsession when it debuted on May 15; we reviewed the very good, but not very successful, Is God Is.

Why Did It Hit?: It’s very good — and it’s shocking in a way that spurs conversation. Obsession is a Monkey’s Paw tale gone maniacally wrong; a young man wishes that his crush would love him, only to make her murderously obsessed with him instead. There are jaw-dropping moments aplenty and unanswered questions to debate; that means missing Obsession feels like being out of the loop. That kind of word-of-mouth buzz often translates to ticket sales. (Plus, horror is having a big moment right now.)

Where to See It Now: Obsession is still rattling around cinemas, a full 10 weeks after its release; it remained in the Top 10 last weekend. It’s also now streaming on Peacock and can be rented from digital on-demand services.

Go to the Cinema or Wait?: Seeing it at a local drive-in would be a particularly creepy experience. Obsession is great in the theater, but a claustrophobic home viewing wouldn’t be bad, either. (Just turn the lights out.)

Backrooms

Box Office to Date: $196 Million Domestic (#7 Overall for 2026)

Our Review: As was the case with Obsession, we turned our focus elsewhere on May 29, reviewing the complete flop that was Nate Bargatze’s The Breadwinner.

Why Did It Hit?: Internet buzz for a topic born of the internet. Backrooms is based on a viral internet meme born of a single, unsettling image and turned into a crowdsourced world of mythology about mysterious liminal spaces and the dangers within. Unlike many theatrical offerings, Backrooms feels truly fresh and novel — a lurch forward in spooky cinema.

Where to See It Now: An extended edition of Backrooms, with bonus footage after the credits, was released in theaters two weeks ago. It likely won’t remain in cinemas for very long, though, so catch it while you can — or rent it at home through Prime or Apple.

Go to the Cinema or Wait? While your chances to catch Backrooms on the big screen are running out, you should do so if you can. The long hallways, endless echoes and fluorescent hum are much better served by watching in a cavernous space. If you can’t find a theater, though, the found-footage moments of the film will translate well to home viewing.

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

Box Office to Date: $177 Million Domestic (#8 Overall for 2026)

Our Review: “This is a standalone tale that doesn’t require the audience to be familiar with the TV series. And there’s plenty of signature Star Wars fun here, from memorably weird aliens to thunderous battles between giant robots.”

Why Did It Hit?: While The Mandalorian and Grogu didn’t do quite as well as Disney would’ve liked (who predicted Backrooms and Obsession outgrossing Baby Yoda?), it’s the first theatrically released Star Wars film in almost 7 years — and the brand still has undeniable appeal. A built-in audience from one of the most successful streaming series in recent memory didn’t hurt, either.

Where to See It Now: At home. The theatrical window has all but closed for The Mandalorian and Grogu; it’s now available for digital rental and should drop on Disney+ in a few months.

Go to the Cinema or Wait?: On this one, you don’t have a choice — if you missed it on the big screen, you’ll be watching at home. On the plus side, the small screen was the birthplace for these characters, so it should be a smooth transition.

Looking to learn more? Read the full review.

The Odyssey

Box Office to Date: $124 Million Domestic (#10 Overall for 2026)

Our Review: “Many of the typical hallmarks of blockbuster cinema are deliberately absent here; wonder has been sacrificed to Athena, replaced with pervasive dread. It’s an odd and deeply affecting experience — yet one made with remarkable skill and, perhaps, a bit of magic. Or at least prophecy.”

Why Did It Hit?: Audiences were extensively surveyed on that question … and they named the director. With his inherently cinematic, visually rich films, Christopher Nolan has become the standard-bearer for the in-theater experience. Audiences know that these are movies that must be seen in the cinema, ideally on the most technologically advanced screen possible. At the moment, Nolan is the closest thing in Hollywood to a surefire box-office bonanza.

Where to See It Now: In every movie theater on the planet. The Odyssey just debuted last weekend, winning its first weekend with a gargantuan (or Cyclopian?) haul. It’s 10th for the year as of this writing, but it could well crack the Top 5 after another week or two — so cinemas are going to hang onto it for as long as they can.

Go to the Cinema or Wait?: Watching a Nolan movie at home is like listening to a symphony through your cell-phone speakers. You’ll want to see every detail and appreciate every stroke of filmmaking bravado; get to the cinema now.

Looking to learn more? Read the full review.

Story by Sean Collier
Photo From Melinda Sue Gordon / Universal Pictures

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Collier’s Cuts: After a Few Thousand Years of Anticipation, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Arrives in Theaters

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Matt Damon in The Odyssey stands in long cloths with a grey beard and hair as Zendaya stands behind him in long white cloths and scarves.
L to R: Matt Damon is Odysseus and Zendaya is Athena in THE ODYSSEY, written, produced, and directed by Christopher Nolan.
An orange rating card of 4.5/5 stars for The Odyssey featuring a picture of three soldiers from the film.

The wait for Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey has been lengthy. The film was announced nearly two years ago; tickets went on sale a full year in advance. And, if you’ve been waiting for any major film adaptation of Homer’s epic poem — Nolan’s or otherwise … well, you’ve been waiting since the dawn of cinema. While various Italian producers have taken a stab at The Odyssey, Nolan’s is the first Hollywood treatment of the tale.

The Odyssey by Christopher Nolan Conjures Memory and Myth

In keeping with the oral tradition that has preserved Homer’s tale for millennia, Nolan’s The Odyssey shares most of its story in flashbacks. Most are from Odysseus (Matt Damon) himself, stranded in a haze of confused remembrance on the island Ogygia; the nymph Calypso (Charlize Theron) has for years been feeding him lotus petals to make him forget his past.

As the memories he can’t quite grasp begin to weigh on him, though, she allows him to recall the tragic journey he’s been on for more than a decade. With these flashbacks comes guilt — first for the death of his compatriots; then for the unintentional abandonment of his wife, Penelope (Anne Hathaway), and son, Telemachus (Tom Holland); and ultimately for the toll of war.

That would be the Trojan War, and we witness it through another flashback, in the memory of Odysseus’ fellow soldier, Menelaus (Jon Bernthal). He recounts the tale of the Trojan Horse to Telemachus, who has gone on his own quest to find his errant father, lest an army of drunken suitors destroy his home in their dogged pursuit of Penelope’s hand.

Gods and Monsters in the Theater

The Greek gods are invoked constantly in this adaptation — Nolan also wrote the screenplay — but only one, Athena (Zendaya), makes her presence known. The rest are alternately cursed, blamed, praised and bemoaned. It seems deliberate that Nolan allows his characters to use the gods as justification for whatever deeds (or misdeeds) they have in mind; this version of the tale does not regard humans as playthings for fate, but rather as destructive, often animalistic forces ravaging the world around them.

While the gods may not be all that present, many other creatures certainly are. The first act of the film hangs on a brutal, often terrifying encounter with the fearsome Cyclops (Bill Irwin); we’ll later see men turned into beasts at the hands of Circe (Samantha Morton), narrowly avoid the call of the sirens and sail into the maw of the tentacled Scylla.

One could read into the reality of monsters and the relative absence of gods in Nolan’s adaptation (which is largely based on the recent literary adaptation by Emily Wilson). Perhaps he’s saying that cosmic forces have little to do with our fate, while tangible things we don’t understand do. The chief villain, certainly, is war itself; there are no battlefield heroes in The Odyssey, no matter what the songs say.

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is a Captivating, Hypnotic Journey

As Odysseus is trapped by Calypso’s potions, the audience is ensnared by a haze of story and atmosphere. Nolan and his team — notably composer Ludwig Göransson, who crafts an uncanny and hypnotic score, and cinematographer Hoyte van Hoytema — have created an experience that feels like a journey of its own. Watching The Odyssey feels like more than a commitment of three hours’ time; somehow, the weight of Odysseus’ years in exile comes through the screen and settles in the mind of the viewer.

As was the case with Nolan’s Oscar-winning Oppenheimer, this is weighty, often troubling stuff. Many of the typical hallmarks of blockbuster cinema are deliberately absent here; wonder has been sacrificed to Athena, replaced with pervasive dread. It’s an odd and deeply affecting experience — yet one made with remarkable skill and, perhaps, a bit of magic. Or at least prophecy.

Story by Sean Collier
Photos Courtesy of Melinda Sue Gordon / Universal Pictures

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Cancer Horoscope 2026–2027: Your Yearly Astrology Forecast

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The Sun’s ingress into Cancer opens your astrological year, and that moment provides the map from which everything that follows derives as your horoscope for 2026-2027. Cancer is ruled by the Moon, and the Moon is above all a planet of gathering – people drawn together in groups, for any purpose at all, by no particular agenda beyond proximity and warmth. As it happens, that gathering quality is one of the year’s defining signatures: more movement, more time with people, more occasions for the kind of warmth Cancer gives and receives so naturally.

Your Yearly Cancer Horoscope: June 21, 2026–June 21, 2027

Jupiter moves into your second house as the year begins, a transit that comes once every twelve years. The second house is money, resources, self-sufficiency, what you have and what you’re capable of calling upon in times of need. Jupiter here is a welcome guest: financially, this tends to be a year of accumulation rather than loss, of opportunity moving toward you rather than past you. There are complications, and we’ll get to them, but the general trend is good, provided you watch for signs of over-extending as Jupiter can exacerbate that.

One complication lands right at the front door. Mercury is applying toward Jupiter as Cancer season opens, the two almost – but not quite – meeting. A deal, an agreement, an introduction was very close to landing around your birthday. And then it didn’t. The near-miss is written into the year’s chart almost by design. The good news is that Mercury and Jupiter join again in August. Don’t write off whatever almost materialized; it gets a second chance.

Venus is in your second house as the year opens too. Where Jupiter suggests opportunity, Venus encourages generosity – a reminder that the best thing to do with a good year is share some of it. It’s also an excellent placement for the material pleasures of home: new bedding, better lighting, something you’ve been deferring. Venus in Leo loves to adorn and display. Follow that instinct.

What the Next Year Looks Like for Cancers

The more sobering thread of the year is Saturn sitting at the top of your chart, in the house of career and public reputation. Saturn has been working through that part of your sky since last year and won’t clear it until spring 2028. Under transits like this, work accumulates, the road (in every metaphorical sense) is longer than expected, and the word “no” comes back more often than you’d like – from gatekeepers, from circumstances, sometimes from your own sense that progress is too slow. The best orientation is a stoic one: don’t wait for it to become easy. Lean into the difficulty directly, and take the matured approach.

What lightens your year is movement. The astrology is clear about this: travel, visit your hometown, spend time with your parents and siblings and cousins and old friends, get yourself into natural environments – trees, open skies, water nearby. Physical movement of this kind tends to produce the internal kind: the productive restlessness that pushes us toward changes we know we need to make.

The year’s most significant activity clusters between your birthday and December, with a few developments pushing into early spring 2027. Not every month will feel equally charged; the quieter stretches are the tide receding before it returns.

To learn more about your birth sign, read Deborah Houlding’s article on the key features of the Crab on Skyscript.

Home

Career and home sit at opposite ends of the same axis in the chart, which means they often move together. The first notable event for your home life arrives July 28, when Venus squares Mars: a brief but pointed conflict between what you want and what you’re being pushed toward, between the life you feel at home in and the obligations pulling you outward.

Career and Home Pull in Opposite Directions

What this looks like specifically is hard to say from a distance. It might be a flare-up between your parents, or between you and parents. It might be your home life and your professional life crashing against each other after a period of productive distance. Or, it might be something that lives in the gap between what you know and what you feel but can’t yet name. Venus and Mars in difficult aspect tend to surface exactly that tension – the push between wanting closeness and needing autonomy, between love and the harder things love sometimes asks of us.

By August 6, Venus moves into Libra and into your fourth house, staying through September 11 before returning later in the year. Venus in Libra is one of the better periods for doing something with where you live. A renovation isn’t required. Maybe it’s finally hosting the dinner party you’ve been putting off. Maybe it’s making sure you take enough breaks during the workday that your home doesn’t start to feel like a consolation prize. The energy here is social, but (as might be implied by the influence of Libra) balanced.

Venus returns to this part of your chart in late October, stations direct in mid-November, and exits by early December. The later window is worth using too, even if the first one was quieter than expected. After that, this house sees relatively little activity until Mars enters it after your next birthday in 2027 – so take these windows while they’re open.

Career

The same July 28 Venus-Mars square touches your career as much as your home, given that the two houses face each other across the chart. From a professional angle, watch for late July into early August as a period of friction without clean resolution. It might feel like you cannot please anybody. Venus is in Virgo, Mars in Gemini, and that combination runs toward the tedious and hypercritical. You’ll feel a world of pedantic callouts, inconsistent standards, small things becoming obstacles, a generally persnickety atmosphere. This lasts until Venus enters Libra in early August, a week at most. A week at most, but pointed.

From mid-August, things improve considerably. Mars transits your sign, and it’s an animator. You can use this to bring something latent to the surface, or to help something stalled to move again. Toward the end of September, Mars reaches the positions occupied by Jupiter and Venus at the start of Cancer season, and this is one of the more useful professional windows of the year. Mars here brings things out into the open that were waiting for the right moment.

A Turning Point in Late Summer

September 1 brings a square between Mars and Saturn, and this will feel like pressure from above: challenges from a supervisor, being overlooked, or a direction imposed that doesn’t sit right. Jupiter trines Saturn at the same time, which softens things, but this is still a period for keeping your head down rather than angling for recognition.

In early October, the Sun opposes Saturn, and visibility lapses again. Earlier, in early August, the Sun trines Saturn – which, counterintuitively, causes Saturn to retrograde, so a new hurdle tends to arrive just as things were starting to feel manageable. The good news comes in early December: Saturn stations direct with the Sun in your sixth house. Support from those above you, the sense that the effort has finally accumulated into something you can be proud of – though it will feel earned in the most literal sense of the word.

Money

The financially promising windows of the year are early, and worth marking. Around July 20, as the Sun applies toward the cluster of Mercury, Jupiter, and Venus near the start of Cancer season, the first of these opens. From August 1 through the 15th, the Sun conjoins those planets in sequence – Mercury first, then Jupiter, then Venus – and each brings something slightly different.

The Mercury conjunction is good for short-term transactions, maybe a deal or negotiation that needs to land well. Don’t count on it for long-term follow-through; that’s not what Mercury does best. The Jupiter conjunction that follows is more substantive. The Venus conjunction is the warmest of the three, smaller in scope but more likely to arrive without conditions attached.

When to Move Carefully With Finances

October 5, the Sun opposes Saturn. This is a cooling – a reality check that tends to arrive as the feeling that money is moving out faster than it should, or that something you were counting on delivers less than expected. Don’t sweat and bring about a crisis. Instead, think of it as a signal to tighten before year’s end.

November 15 is a date to treat carefully. Mars and Jupiter conjoin with the South Node in your second house. Mars and Jupiter can be a generous pair, but the South Node in the mix introduces the worst of each too easily: too hasty, too lavish, confusing hope for a plan. Avoid significant financial commitments in the two weeks on either side of that date if you can.

From December 9 through April 10, Jupiter turns retrograde in your second house. This is a period for stock-taking rather than expansion – you may find yourself questioning the assumptions you’ve been building on, which, done honestly, is useful work. When the Sun brings Jupiter back to direct motion in April, there’s every reason to expect a clearer picture and something worth moving toward.

To read more about Jupiter, lord of plenty, see Deborah Houlding’s article on Skyscript.

Family

Mercury enters your third house toward the end of August and works its way through the fourth before exiting around the end of September or the start of October. The third and fourth houses together describe your immediate family and local world: siblings, parents, cousins, the places that feel like home. When Mercury passes through, there tends to be more activity in all of that – visits, conversations, things that have been waiting to be said or sorted. Venus sweeps through the same houses around the same time, arriving earlier in mid-July and staying through the autumn months, adding warmth and ease to whatever comes up.

A Complicated Autumn for Parenting and Children

In early October, the Sun opposes Saturn, and this can bring family concerns into harder view. If your parents are working through something difficult, this is when it may surface. If you are a parent yourself, this transit tends to raise the questions you’ve been managing without quite facing. The best response is usually the direct one, but there’s a severity in this opposition that you will want to be wary of playing into.

The more complicated period runs from late October into November. Mercury stations retrograde in your fifth house around the end of October and stays that way until mid-November. At roughly the same time, the Sun forms a square to Mars and Jupiter, who are conjunct in your second house. If you have children, give this period some extra attention: things can seem to regress, an unexpected significant expense may appear, or some social conflict in school or among peers may land in your lap. It probably won’t be severe, but it will likely ask for your attention at a moment when several other things are already demanding it.

Social Life

Your social year opens properly in late April, when the Sun moves through your house of friendship and community. The start has a slightly jarring quality – Mars makes an uncomfortable aspect to its own position from the start of Cancer season – but this doesn’t last. By mid-May, Venus enters Taurus and your social house, and the change in atmosphere is noticeable. This placement runs through early June 2027, giving you a full year of Venus adding warmth, pleasure, and reciprocity to your friendships and community life. Some weeks will be quieter than others; the baseline is solid, and the better moments should be quite good.

The broader tonal signature of the year is uplifting and exuberant. The chart cast for the start of Cancer season has the Moon and Mars in very close trine – nearly exact – and that aspect is imprinted on your year as a whole. A trine between the Moon and Mars in favorable houses describes a certain quality of ease and flow: emotional courage, confidence, the readiness to act on instinct without a lot of internal friction. People tend to respond well to you under this kind of aspect, and you tend to respond well to yourself, which counts for more than it sounds.

The houses involved also point toward movement. Travel appears here as it does elsewhere in the chart. Get out more than usual. See the people who matter in other cities and contexts. Get yourself into lush, natural environments – somewhere green, somewhere with water. The change of scene works here in a way that more stationary effort doesn’t quite replicate: it stirs something internally, and that stir is what drives us toward the changes we’ve been circling.

Health and Well-Being

The year is largely free of major indications of difficulty here, which is worth saying at the outset. The sixth house – health, daily routine, the small adjustments that keep us functional – doesn’t carry much hard traffic this year.

One thing is worth watching. A physical issue may first announce itself around early August, at the same moment when the Sun trines Saturn and causes the latter to retrograde. If something does surface then, the indication is that it becomes better understood and addressed in early December, when Saturn stations direct with the Sun moving through your sixth house. That’s four months of managing something not yet fully named. The astrology suggests it resolves, but the path there may require patience.

The broader health theme of the year is related to fire. The year’s chart is weighted toward fire signs in ways that carry some physical implications – specifically, throat, back, and heart are the areas worth attending to proactively. Stay ahead of inflammation: hydrate well, eat cooling foods. This is maintenance best done before a problem arrives, not in response to one.

Creative Endeavors

The best of the creative year will come after winter – specifically in late March through mid-April 2027, and again from mid-May through early June 2027, when Venus moves through the houses governing creative life and pleasurable leisure. Those periods are strong enough to plan around. They carry the quality that makes creative work feel more heartful (and, importantly, less like work).

For the remainder of 2026, the picture is quieter – workable, but not particularly charged. The exception is October into November, a period to move through carefully rather than invest in heavily.

Around the end of October, Mercury stations retrograde in Scorpio, in your fifth house. The fifth house covers creative work, leisure, children, romantic life – the things we do for love rather than obligation. Mercury retrograde here tends to describe a project that stalls, falls short of what you were hoping for, or needs to be taken back and reconsidered. If you have a launch or debut planned in this window, it’s worth either moving it earlier to beat the station, or waiting until after Mercury returns to direct motion in mid-November. Venus also turns retrograde in early October, meaning the two planets most associated with pleasure and creative life are both moving backward through the same period.

The window clears around mid-November. By then, both retrogrades have passed, and whatever needed to be reconsidered can find a cleaner path forward. The October slowdown can be a helpful revision, lending the clearer version of what you’re working on may be the one worth sending.

Discover your perfect bar cart, menu, cocktail, and birthday gift guide for the zodiac sign Cancer to find out more about your sign.

Horoscope Author

Wade Caves, based in Brooklyn, NY, is an astrological consultant and educator specializing in problem-solving applications of astrology. He teaches astrological divination and astronomy at the School of Traditional Astrology. Wade also publishes his work on world astrology through Skyscript’s In Mundo publishing desk. He even hosts the World Astrology Summit. A conference dedicated to the advancement of astrology for global problem-solving. Website: wadecaves.com • skyscript.co.uk/inmundo. Email: hello@wadecaves.com.

Story by Wade Caves
Photo Courtesy of Coppertist Wu

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Collier’s Cuts: A Live-Action Moana Movie Already? Find Out If It’s Good or Just ‘Shiny’ in Our Review

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Catherine Laga'aia as Moana in Disney's live-action MOANA. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2026 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Maui in the live action Moana on an orange rating card giving the film 2.5/5 stars.

Disney went all-in on Moana after the 2016 film became a global hit, green-lighting a sequel — 2024’s Moana 2 — and thoroughly incorporating the character into its theme parks and merchandise. It’s still a bit of a surprise, however. Has the Mouse House remade one of its own stories too quickly? Just 10 years after the original debuted, Moana returns to cinemas in live-action format. In fact, Moana has smashed the turnaround record; the next closest competitor, Mulan, waited 22 years.

They’re Hoping We Say You’re Welcome in Our Review of the Live Action Moana

There are three delightful sequences in this new Moana. The first arrives when Moana (Catherine Laga’aia) finds the demigod Maui (Dwayne Johnson) on a remote island; he sings the self-congratulatory song You’re Welcome and weaves a fantasy demonstration of his prowess, turning the rocky isle into a kaleidoscopic visual feast. A later sequence, in which our heroes are beset by angry coconut creatures, is kinetic and exciting. And when they attempt to retrieve Maui’s magical fish hook from a monstrous, preening crab, there’s genuine humor and beauty.

Why do those sequences work? Because they’re the moments when Moana doesn’t commit to a persistent visual blandness.

One can hardly blame Disney for continuing its live-action remakes; several of these films have made shocking amounts of money, and the studio’s fans are nothing if not nostalgic. The visual language of these “reimaginings,” however, has always been lacking. Moana, like several of its predecessors, serves as an unwitting endorsement for the power of animation; the palette and playfulness available in drawn film can offer much more to fantastic scenarios than reality can.

And, as in all of these films, the animals just look awful.

At Least the Humans Can Act

Laga’aia is charismatic beyond her years and sells the spirit of the character well. It’s a tenacious, focused performance — one that was necessary given how often Moana is speaking to the water, a bizarre chicken or no one. Johnson, too, does well; he finds depths of humor and vulnerability that have been missing from many of his recent performances. You’ll be rooting for Maui (at least after you stop fixating on his terrible wig).

If there’s an opposite of a low ceiling — a high floor? — Moana benefits from it; the songs are good, the story is sturdy (if prototypical) and the performers are committed. Even when it is overcome by its stylistic flaws, it’s watchable. Creatively, though, it does little to justify why anyone needed a live-action version of a very recent film.

Not to overstate it, by the way, but … the chicken is so, so weird looking. I’d have an easier time believing that the penguins in Mary Poppins were really alive.

The Deadites Are Back: Other New Releases This Week, Including Evil Dead Burn

Evil Dead Burn, a new chapter in the long-running horror series, may be the most extreme and violent chapter in the franchise — and in this case, that’s really saying something. A troubled family, whose patriarch might have been poking around with a certain evil book, gathers for a funeral and finds themself beset by demonic corpses. The ensuing mayhem is genuinely shocking; even hardened horror fans will likely wince. Gore aside, though, it’s a gripping and smart entry in the series; the somber tone helps offset the over-the-top madness. Approach with caution, but if you’re stern stuff, your endurance will give you a reward.

A slew of comedy favorites and celebrities appear in Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, a new big-screen romp directed by Wet Hot American Summer helmer David Wain. Zoey Deutch stars as a bride-to-be negotiating unexpected (and intimate) celeb encounters; the roster includes A-listers such as Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston as well as beloved comedic performers including Ken Marino, Joe Lo Truglio, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Michael Ian Black. Early reviews have been positive.

Also receiving good notices is The Invite, director Olivia Wilde’s dinner-party-gone-weird dramedy starring herself, Seth Rogen, Penelope Cruz and Edward Norton. The A24 film is Wilde’s follow-up to the embattled Don’t Worry Darling and is, by all accounts, a much more satisfying effort.

Finally, if you’re still thinking about the mazes and monsters in Backrooms, there’s more to explore: An extended version of the film, dubbed the Everything Must Go Edition, hits theaters this week. The new content — a 15-minute extra sequence — can be found after the credits roll, so stick around.

Story by Sean Collier
Photos Courtesy of Disney

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Collier’s Cuts: Minion or Meh? Here’s Our Review of the New ‘Minions & Monsters’

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An orange rating card with a picture of two minions for the movie Minions & Monsters, giving it 3/5 stars.

At this point, why resist the new Minions & Monsters movie? Yes, the Minions — the oddly shapeless, distinctly shaded (they have their own custom shade of yellow) creatures originally featured in the Despicable Me series — have been memed, commercialized and overexposed to an impressive degree. Yet there’s enough gleeful, wordless slapstick charm to these little scamps that it’s much easier to try to enjoy their hijinks than find a reason to scoff.

Is It Worth Putting Yourself Through Minions & Monsters? We Have the Review

Minions & Monsters, the third standalone film for the Minions (and, somehow, seventh overall in the Despicable Me franchise), benefits greatly from a change of time period and setting. While we hop between many historical eras — I think Minions may be immortal, but they never fully explore the ideea — we’re mostly concerned with the early days of Hollywood, as a few particular Minions decided to focus on a career in pictures.

This gives director and co-writer Pierre Coffin, who also voices the Minions, the chance to craft delightful visual gags referencing the early days of cinema. I didn’t walk into the theater expecting references to Casablanca, Citizen Kane or Safety Last!, let alone a surprisingly lovely recreation of scenes from Georges Méliès’ A Trip to the Moon.

If your unabashedly mainstream kids’ movie takes its time in recreating a 124-year-old science-fiction short, you’re certainly putting the effort in.

Still, 90 Minutes is a Lot of Minions Time

The film begins and ends quite well, building to an appropriately frenetic, wacky climax. (The Minions have, by that point, conjured a world-eating monster in pursuit of a Hollywood comeback — not that the plot is all that vital, here.) It’s easy to get on board with Minions & Monsters and just as easy to leave happy.

The middle, though, is a bit of a slog. The Minions are best in small servings; all that gibberish gets dull after an hour or so. The presence of an oddly stacked voice lineup — including Allison Janney, Christoph Waltz, Jeff Bridges (yes, three Oscar winners are in this film), Jesse Eisenberg and Trey Parker — only seems to add more unnecessary dialogue to the proceedings.

A mid-film nap aside, though, it’s a pleasant diversion. After 16 years, we can assume that the Minions are sticking around; we might as well kick back and let them entertain us.

A Festival Darling Hits Theaters, and Millie Bobby Brown Is Still at Netflix

You certainly won’t find anything like Maddie’s Secret at the multiplex. The film, the directorial debut for comedian and actor John Early — who also stars in and wrote the film — is already a film-festival darling and has drawn critical raves, even if critics can’t quite agree on what genre the film is supposed to occupy. It’s a comedic melodrama, I think, and an earnest tribute to the sort of made-for-TV films that once filled off-night network schedules. Early stars as Maddie, a budding food influencer who hides her eating disorder; while much of the film is a very subtle satire of foodie culture, the drama is played entirely straight. It’s a curious and intriguing product, if one that will have you constantly asking whether or not there’s a joke you’re missing. Maddie’s Secret is out in limited release this week; check your local arthouse.

Millie Bobby Brown, forever recognizable as Stranger Things protagonist Eleven, may put that character aside (allegedly) — but she’s not free of Netflix just yet. Enola Holmes 3, the third chapter in the teen-detective series, drops on the streamer today. Henry Cavill and Helena Bonham Carter co-star. Early reviews are currently a mix; seems like something you can throw on in the background over a long weekend.

But There Are Other Ways to Spend the Holiday Weekend

If you’d like something slightly more weighty to wrap up the holiday weekend, Fathom Entertainment will re-release Citizen Kane as part of its Big Screen Classics series. Orson Welles’ film — consistently ranked as one of the top films of all time by Sight & Sound — celebrates its 85th anniversary this year; expect an introduction from Leonard Maltin before the feature.

Finally, just to save you the search: Independence Day is streaming on both Hulu and AMC+. Welcome to Earth.

Story by Sean Collier
Photos Courtesy of Universal Pictures

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5 Bar Cart Essentials for the Leo Aesthetic

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A Hot Clooney Mezcal Cocktail sits in a tall old fashioned glass with limes, tajin on the rim, and edible flowers on top.

Leo season arrives in full color. The Sun is high, fruit is at its peak, and the days feel made for display and celebration. There’s a richness to this part of summer, a sense that things are ripe and worth savoring. Leo leans into that. It doesn’t content itself to entertain – it elevates the word! Even a simple drink can become a moment, a gesture, a show of care delivered with unmistakable flair.

This is a sign that celebrates generosity and excellence – the old texts go so far as to say Leo is a sign of opulence and magnificence. It doesn’t cut corners, but it doesn’t hoard either. The Leo bar cart is built with intention. It reflects personal taste, honors the guest, and holds space for a little drama. Things gleam here. Tools have weight. Glass catches the light. The drink doesn’t need to be complicated – it just needs to shine.

Below are five essentials to help bring that energy to life. Think bold, structured, and just a little regal, with color, texture, and presence in every pour.

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House-Made Syrups: Stone Fruit, Saffron, or Hibiscus

Color-rich, sensory, and ready to command attention.

A syrup is more than a flavor – it’s the signature at the bottom of the glass. Leo benefits from something that feels chosen and a little celebratory, with brightness, color, and a trace of indulgence. Stone fruits like peach bring sun-soaked depth. Hibiscus offers vibrancy and a tang that cuts cleanly through sparkling wine. Saffron, with its golden hue and faint floral warmth, softens a spirit’s edge while adding dimension.

Syrups should feel as intentional as the drink itself. That means clarity in color, balance in sweetness, and a finish that lingers. Start by simmering equal parts sugar and water, then infuse with your chosen ingredient – fresh peaches, dried hibiscus petals, or a pinch of saffron threads. Let the mix steep until it smells like something worth slowing down for. Strain and bottle once cooled. Store it in glass, label it with the date, and keep it ready.

These syrups excel in spritzes, gin fizzes, or anything served long over ice. Peach and saffron pair beautifully with citrus and tonic, especially when garnished with a strip of peel or a flowering herb. Hibiscus sharpens fruit purées and rounds out the edges of floral vermouths. Even a teaspoon in soda water can lift the tone of an afternoon.

What matters here is the visual and sensory impact. The syrup introduces color, catch, and clarity – just enough to make a drink feel composed. Keep one or two of these in regular rotation, and let their presence set the mood before a word has been spoken.

Hibiscus‑Mint Spritz

Two skinny glasses of our Hibiscus and Mint Spritz cocktail sit to the left next two a vase of full, blooming, dark red flowers.

If a hibiscus syrup sits on your bar car, use it to make a fruity and refreshing spritz. A simple mix of gin, lime juice, simple syrup, hibiscus syrup, soda water, fresh raspberries, and mint leaves is all this recipe takes. Think of this like a gin and tonic but for those hot, sunny days.

Bar Tools That Make a Statement

Well-made, weighted, and ready for display.

Leo loves a sense of occasion, and thrives where form and function meet. The tools on this bar cart deserve to be seen and used – polished metal, clean silhouettes, and materials with a little gravity. A balanced bar spoon, a shaker with a tight seal, a jigger that pours with precision: these pieces guide the rhythm of the pour and give each step a sense of show and intention.

The finish matters. Brass and copper warm up a cart visually, while matte black or lacquered handles bring contrast. Choose what suits your eye, and suits the bar cart’s surroundings. A muddler with weight, a strainer that fits the hand, or a narrow funnel can all become familiar favorites. The tools don’t need to match, but they should feel related – like they belong in the same scene.

Keep them visible and easy to reach. Use a shallow bowl, a tall glass, or a weighted tray. These pieces earn their place through utility, but they offer more than that. Their presence sets a tone before the drink begins.

Large-Format Ice Molds

Shape, clarity, and a controlled melt.

Leo loves a bit of show when it comes to form. Large-format molds offer structure and style – spheres, oversized cubes, or slow-melting blocks that hold form and cool the glass without rushing the flavor. These shapes carry weight in the hand and invite a more deliberate pace. They also add dimension to the drink, catching the light and reflecting whatever color is in the glass.

Clear ice elevates the presentation. It’s easiest to achieve by using boiled water and an insulated mold, though any clean cube will do when time is short. Spheres are ideal in spirit-led drinks, while tall cubes work well in spritzes or long builds. If your cart holds a chilled vermouth or infused whiskey, this is the kind of ice that makes the pour feel complete.

Store a few in advance and keep them wrapped to preserve clarity. A small bin or freezer-safe pouch makes it easy to grab what’s needed. The mold itself doesn’t have to be decorative – though if it is, Leo won’t mind. What matters is that the ice sets the tone before the first sip lands. The effect is subtle, but the impression lasts.

Summer Fruit: Mango, Peach, Blood Orange

Ripe color, fragrant flesh, and richness by the slice.

Leo’s season brings trees heavy with stone fruit, citrus at its deepest hue, and markets full of bold shapes and sugar. These fruits set the tone for a drink: their scent arrives before the glass does, and their color frames the whole composition.

Mango offers body and saturation. Use it sliced for garnish, diced and muddled, or blended into a purée with a touch of lime and simple syrup. Yellow peach carries warmth and softness, especially when paired with sparkling wine or white vermouth. Blood orange brings dramatic contrast, with sharp acidity and a deep red pigment that blooms in the glass. Its peel can be sliced thin and twisted, or broiled gently to release oils before floating.

These fruits work across the board – mixed into spritzes, layered into punches, or served as-is beside a neat pour. For a slower pace, try soaking slices in a light liqueur for a few hours before service. The infusion adds depth, and the fruit becomes a second course.

Display what’s ripe in a shallow bowl on the cart. (Pick fruit from the market with vibrant color you’d want to show.) Choose only what you’ll use within a few days and refrigerate what needs to keep. Let the fruit carry its own presence, with perhaps a few limes to punctuate the scene.

Grilled Peach Smash Cocktail

Deliciously refreshing grilled peach smash cocktail with fresh mint and a hint of citrus, served in a stylish glass.

You’ll need two grilled peach segments to create a slightly smokey infusion of sweetness. Besides the fruit, a basil brown sugar syrup takes this cocktail to extravagant levels that Leo can admire. Not to mention the depth of bourbon that peaks through the cocktail.

Hot Clooney Mezcal Cocktail

A Hot Clooney Mezcal Cocktail sits in a tall old fashioned glass with limes, tajin on the rim, and edible flowers on top.

For the Leo’s who prefer the complex, aromatic nature of a mango. Chunks of creamy-sweet mango come together with lime juice, cilantro, raw honey syrup, and mezcal. Top with cream soda and also add a Tajin rim for that little bit of fieriness that always comes with Leos.

Signature Glassware

Elevated shape, strong silhouette, and a sense of presence.

Glassware is part of the composition. Leo responds to line and proportion, to the way a pour catches light or rises just above the rim. Choose a few forms that stand apart – something with a flared bowl, a colored stem, or a wide base with satisfying weight. A tall coupe adds ceremony to even the simplest spritz. A vintage goblet shifts the mood before the drink has begun.

This doesn’t require a matched set. Three or four shapes in steady rotation is enough. Let one feel generous, another more restrained. Consider the feel in the hand, the balance of the foot, the color when backlit. A thin gold rim or etched pattern can add detail without overwhelming the eye.

Store glassware where it can be seen. A low shelf, a standing rack, or the cart itself can all work. Rinse with care and dry with cloth. If a guest reaches for the same glass each time, that’s a sign you’ve chosen well. A drink’s texture lives in the mouth, but its memory starts with the eyes.

A Note on Storage

Leo benefits from an arrangement that feels intentional. The bar cart should read as complete, but not overfilled. Let each item stand on its own. Group tools together in a tray or upright vessel. Display ripe fruit where it brings color. Keep spirits and mixers aligned by height or tone.

Glassware can sit on a shelf just below eye level, angled slightly to catch light. Signature bottles – vermouths, infusions, or a syrup in a glass jar – belong in view, but spaced with care.

Store ice molds in the freezer, labeled syrups in the fridge, and small tools where they’re easy to reach. Even a cutting board or linen towel deserves its place. When the cart is at rest, it still offers something to look at. When in use, it moves easily.

Now, put your newly organized bar cart to the test by mixing up an Aperol Spritz made especially for Leo.

Author

Wade Caves, based in Brooklyn, NY, is an astrological consultant and educator specializing in problem-solving applications of astrology. He teaches astrological divination and astronomy at the School of Traditional Astrology. Wade also publishes his work on world astrology through Skyscript’s In Mundo publishing desk. He even hosts the World Astrology Summit. A conference dedicated to the advancement of astrology for global problem-solving. Website: wadecaves.com • skyscript.co.uk/inmundo. Email: hello@wadecaves.com.

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Collier’s Cuts: Hi, I’m ‘Supergirl,’ Welcome to ‘Jackass: Best and Last,’ Hitting Movie Theaters

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Supergirl stands in her costume with her hair blowing back and the sun glowing around her.
Supergirl in sunglasses and her white dog on an orange movie rating card of 3.5 out of 5 stars.

A year after James Gunn rebooted the DC Comics series with the enjoyable Superman, Kal-El’s cousin gets the spotlight. The Supergirl movie stars Milly Alcock as a similarly super, but differently motivated, young Kryptonian whose heroic duty interrupts a solo vacation.

She’s Supergirl, but She’s Going through a Phase in Her First Feature Movie

Audiences met Supergirl — Kara Zor-El, officially — at the end of last year’s film, stumbling into the Fortress of Solitude after a bender to pick up her beloved pooch, Krypto. (Superman was just dog-sitting.) Now, she’s celebrating her 23rd birthday with a planet-hopping pub crawl. She only invites Krypto.

If drinking with only canine companionship in the galaxy’s worst dives reads as potentially troubled, stick around; we’ll get (blessedly succinct) summaries of Supergirl’s trauma later in the film. Now, though, there’s a reluctant quest afoot: Krem (Matthias Schoenaerts), an outlaw and human trafficker, has murdered the family of a vengeance-minded teen (Eve Ridley). The angry youth wants Supergirl’s help; our heroine would rather stick to the barfly life.

When Krem attacks Krypto, however, Kara is more than happy to join the hunt.

The Characters Outshine the Action

The chase will lead Supergirl across several seedy planets and into a string of rusty starships. The film, which is capably handled by I, Tonya director Craig Gillespie, has the lived-in realism of the Star Wars series with the added irreverence of producer Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy series.

The action lags a bit; this is a film where the dialogue has more impact than the fisticuffs. (Gillespie has dabbled in franchise filmmaking, including Disney’s Cruella, but clearly hasn’t spent much time studying up on his fight scenes.) And, while Supergirl is relatively brief at 108 minutes, there’s probably one relocation too many; we make a lot of stops for a straightforward story.

The cast, however, more than carries us through any dips in intrigue. Jason Momoa — clearly having more fun than he did in a half-dozen or so appearances in the previous version of the DC Universe — arrives as the mercenary Lobo, chewing the scenery in heavy face paint. And Alcock plants her flag as a star to reckon with here, easily making Kara the equal to her much more well-known cousin. Assuming this series sticks around, as superhero franchises tend to do, it’ll be a delight to see her again.

Does Jackass: Best and Last Stand Up to the Rest?

An orange background with a photo of Johnny Knoxville from Jackass Best and Last being chased by a goat with a movie rating of 2 out of 5 stars.

Before we get into this, let me say that I’m a longtime defender of the Jackass movies. At the risk of over-intellectualizing a series that’s primarily about pain and butts, they represent a long-overdue return of pure slapstick. There are traces of Buster Keaton in Johnny Knoxville.

That said, the fifth big-screen adventure for these aging rapscallions is less a celebration of the extremes to which motivated goofballs can push their bodies and more a reminder that … well, time catches up with all of us.

Our familiar jackasses just can’t hurl themselves around like they used to. (Knoxville, in fact, has been warned that he probably can’t handle another concussion and thus remains far from most action.) As in 2022’s Jackass Forever, that means many of the new stunts and setups focus on … well, anatomy — and the various substances the human body can produce. In the glory days of Jackass, such gross-out moments provide a break from the more engaging mayhem; now, they’re all it is.

Only the Greatest Hits Still Work

Diverging from the pure parade of chaos in the previous films, Jackass: Best and Last instead has three modes. About a third of the film is brand new. Then, another segment consists of old, previously unseen (or differently presented) footage. Finally, the film is rounded out by simply revisiting favorite moments from earlier in the series.

It’s telling that the biggest laughs come from decades-old footage. Nothing new can compete with the giant hand — if you know, you know — and I laughed at it, decades after I first saw it. Unfortunately, placing these sturdy bits of chaos against watered-down, modern mayhem only highlights the discrepancy.

Perhaps there would be more of a future here if this film had been a passing of the torch. The crew inaugurated younger members in Jackass Forever, most of whom return (though Rachel Wolfson, the first female member of the cast, is almost entirely sidelined in Best and Last). Instead of letting the youngsters take the spotlight, though, the old gang makes this film into one last ride into the sunset.

If I were Johnny Knoxville, I probably would’ve wanted the same thing. That does not, however, make for a great piece of comedy — and it’s a shame that this will likely be the final chapter.

Story by Sean Collier
Featured Photo Courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures

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