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Polish Pigs in a Blanket With Kielbasa

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Pigs in a blanket beside a side of mustard and a bowl of sauerkraut.

Hot dogs in crescent rolls are a comforting reminder of childhood and the simplicities of life. But, since we’re adults now, let’s kick Pigs in a Blanket up with a Polish twist that utilizes kielbasa. You’ll roll smoked kielbasa and roasted sauerkraut in a delicate and buttery puff pastry. Make sure to have your mustard on hand for dipping.

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Pigs in a blanket beside a side of mustard and a bowl of sauerkraut.

Polish Pigs in a Blanket With Kielbasa


  • Author: Kenny Cumberland

Description

Take your hot dog and turn it into a kielbasa for this deeply savory take.


Ingredients

Scale
  • 1 lb smoked kielbasa, cut into 3-inch pieces
  • 1 sheet of puff pastry, cut into 3-inch squares
  • 3 cups sauerkraut, drained


Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
  2. On a baking sheet, lay out your sauerkraut evenly. Place on bottom rack of the oven. Roast for 15 minutes till it dries and starts to brown slightly.
  3. Lay out squares of dough. Place kielbasa diagonally at one corner and roll corner to corner.
  4. Place on baking sheet with the end corner facing down.
  5. Bake for 15 minutes till golden brown. Kielbasa needs to reach 160 degrees on a meat thermometer.
  6. Remove from oven and serve with a portion of sauerkraut.
  7. Have grainy mustard on hand as a condiment.

Plus, check out more of Chef Kenny Cumberland’s recipes like Pizza Hot PocketsLunchtime Tamales, and Peanut Butter and Jelly Rolls.

Recipe by Chef Kenny Cumberland
Photography by Dave Bryce

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Honey Sriracha Chicken Sliders

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A white plate with a chicken sandwich on top with toppings and another plate of a slider above that and a glass of tea in the upper right hand corner.

There are so many ways to chow down on chicken but one of the most essential is the Chicken Slider. These Honey Sriracha Chicken Sliders interweave the worlds of sweet, sticky honey and tangy, spicy sriracha. After you make the dressing at home, you’ll load up a bun with shredded roasted chicken, leafy green spinach, crumbles of blue cheese, slow-roasted tomatoes, and finish it off with your dressing. May we suggest serving this stack of a sandwich with Grilled Summer Squash featuring a Lime Crema and Salsa Macha?

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A white plate with a chicken sandwich on top with toppings and another plate of a slider above that and a glass of tea in the upper right hand corner.

Honey Sriracha Chicken Sliders


  • Author: Kenny Cumberland

Description

Sweet, spicy, and piled high.


Ingredients

Scale
  • 1 lb chicken thighs, roasted and shredded
  • 1/2 lb fresh spinach
  • ¼ lb blue cheese crumbles
  • ¼ lb roasted tomatoes
  • 1 cup honey sriracha dressing
  • Slider buns of your choice, toasted (or not!)

For the dressing:

  • ¼ cup honey
  • ¼ cup sriracha
  • ½ cup olive oil


Instructions

  1. Place all dressing ingredients in the blender and mix well.
  2. Mix all ingredients in a medium bowl.
  3. Serve on slider buns.

Plus, check out more of Chef Kenny Cumberland’s recipes like Pizza Hot PocketsLunchtime Tamales, and Peanut Butter and Jelly Rolls.

Recipe by Chef Kenny Cumberland
Photography by Dave Bryce

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Chai Tea Cake Cups

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Dessert can be just as much a flavor adventure as dinner thanks to these Chai Tea Cake Cups. Stray away from your usual vanilla or chocolate and see how chai tea bakes up into something unique. Along with the lightly spiced cake are layers of blueberry whipped cream that’s made from freeze-dried blueberry powder.

A person holds a spoon with a scoop of Chai Tea Cake with blueberry whipped cream beside two cups of the cake and frosting.

What is Chai Tea?

Chai tea comes traditionally from India. It’s a black tea that gets brewed with warming spices like cinnamon, cardamom, ginger, cloves, and black pepper. You’ll often see it steamed with milk for a sweeter style. Outside of India, chai tea usually refers specifically to that spiced milk tea, though the word chai just means “tea” in Hindi.

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Chai Tea Cake Cups with Blueberry Whipped Cream


  • Author: Kenny Cumberland

Description

There’s no need for your cake cups to be boring vanilla or chocolate…


Ingredients

Scale

For the chai spice mix:

  • 3 tbsp ground cinnamon
  • 3 tbsp ground ginger
  • 3 tbsp ground black cardamom
  • 1/2 tbsp ground green cardamom
  • 1/4 tbsp ground cloves

For the cake: 

  • 1 1/4 cups whole milk
  • 1 chai tea bag
  • 2 3/4 cups cake flour, sifted
  • 2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 7 tsp chai spice mix (see above)
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 3/4 cup unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 1 2/3 cups sugar
  • 3 large eggs, room temperature
  • 1/2 cup sour cream, room temperature
  • 1 tbsp vanilla extract

For the whipped cream:

  • 4 cups heavy whipping cream
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 1 cup freeze-dried blueberry powder

For plating:

  • 1 cup fresh blueberries


Instructions

  1. Blend chai spice mix. Place in a container with a tight lid.
  2. Warm the milk over low heat just until boiling, stirring frequently to prevent scorching.
  3. Pour the boiling milk into a heat-proof mason jar and add chai tea bag. Steep until mixture reaches room temperature.
  4. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour the sides and bottom of a half sheet cake pan.
  5. In a mixing bowl, add sifted cake flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and 2 tbs of chai spice mix into a bowl. Whisk to combine.
  6. In a stand mixer, cream butter and sugar until fluffy.
  7. Add eggs, vanilla, and sour cream and whip on high until well combined. Remember to scrape the sides of the bowl at least once!
  8. Add dry ingredients and mix until just combined.
  9. Add the chai milk mixture slowly and mix until just incorporated. Scrape the sides of the bowl and check for lumps. Mix until thick but still pourable.
  10. Pour batter evenly into cake pan.
  11. Bake for 30-35 minutes until a wooden skewer emerges clean from the cake.
  12. Let cool in the pan.
  13. Using a highball glass, cut circles of cake.
  14. Place a circle of cake in the glass, press down lightly till it reaches the bottom of the glass.

For whipped cream and plating:

  1. Whip heavy cream until stiff peaks form.
  2. Add powdered sugar and freeze-dried blueberry powder.
  3. Whip until well combined and firm.
  4. Spread blueberry whipped cream over the cake. Wipe the glass down.
  5. Add another layer of cake and blueberry whipped cream.
  6. Wipe glass.
  7. Repeat one more time to get three layers.
  8. Dust with freeze-dried blueberry powder. Garnish with fresh berries. Enjoy!

Plus, check out more of Chef Kenny Cumberland’s picnic-friendly recipes like Pizza Hot PocketsLunchtime Tamales, and Peanut Butter and Jelly Rolls.

Recipe by Chef Kenny Cumberland
Photography by Dave Bryce

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Your June 2026 Horoscope for the Full Moon in Capricorn

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A full moon in a summer blue and pink sky with palm trees below the full moon.

The June 29, 2026 Full Moon falls at 8° Capricorn, influencing your monthly horoscope and guidance. Capricorn is a sign with a long association with industry – with making something from raw materials, with work that reveals its quality over time rather than immediately. Manilius, the Roman poet-astronomer, placed Capricorn before the shrine of Vesta, the tended hearth. The fire this earth sign has some themes of maintenance to it, kept going because letting it die is costlier than feeding it.

This Full Moon arrives with Saturn squaring both the Sun and Moon from Aries. The emotional side of that – the Moon’s relationship with Saturn – is somewhat easier than the rational one; there is more capacity at this Full Moon for accepting that an obstacle exists than for seeing clearly past it. But the Full Moon is an invitation to work with the raw material in front of you. Take what’s there and make something.

Deborah Houlding’s overview of Capricorn’s history and symbolism covers the mythological and philosophical roots of the sign that a column this size can only gesture toward – including the older goat-fish association with wisdom and the transmutation of base material into something lasting.

Mars Sextile Jupiter: From In-Progress to Done

Mars is at the opening degree of Gemini and Jupiter is finishing its time in Cancer at the final degree. They are one degree apart in a separating sextile – which means this configuration is passing, and the window for making the most of it’s sooner rather than later.

A sextile between these two planets is cooperative: it responds to effort already in motion. If you’ve been building toward something – a project gaining traction, an opportunity that needs a push, a question you’ve been calculating whether you can afford to ask – this is a favorable stretch to press it. The door you’ve been pushing up against might be ready to open now, so that the move you’ve been preparing for can finally be made.

This isn’t an aspect that creates momentum, mind you. You’ve got to get the momentum going yourself, or better yet, build on momentum already in motion. The practical version is often simple: do the thing you’ve been hesitating over. Extend yourself toward something that matters while the window is open.

Mars also carries tension elsewhere this month – squaring Saturn alongside the Sun and Moon. The sextile doesn’t dissolve that friction. But between the two, there is a stretch of forward movement available to those already in gear.

Sun and Moon Both Square Saturn: We’re Under Examination

Saturn is in Aries and has been for some time. In Aries, it’s patient with weakness and isn’t inclined to soften its findings. The Sun in Cancer and the Moon in Capricorn are both in square to it at this Full Moon, which means the month’s central pressure falls on what you want to feel secure in and what Saturn is forcing to account for itself.

A square is friction. Something either strengthens under it or breaks. Saturn in Aries won’t wait for you to be ready, so it will press and press until something gives, or until it passes on (which, symbolically, happens as Saturn moves into Taurus in 2028).

In practice: commitments and ambitions that have coasted on good intentions are under scrutiny. Some will pass through it the sturdier, some won’t. Saturn isn’t sentimental, and it doesn’t distinguish between what you’d prefer to keep and what you’d prefer to lose.

The Moon, being in Saturn’s sign Capricorn, will find it somewhat easier to absorb the challenges than the Sun. You may find yourself accepting a difficulty before you can see how to resolve it. Don’t sweat it – this is an honest first step.

Mercury Retrograde: Check Before You Commit

Mercury is retrograde at this Full Moon, just stationing now and will continue for some weeks. Communication misfires will come more easily. What you hear may need verification before you act on it, and agreements that seem final may need another look.

The practical note is brief: double-check details, hold off on signing or finalizing anything that hasn’t been reviewed carefully. If you’re waiting for clarity before moving on something, the wait’s likely to be good for the end result. Mercury turns direct before month’s end.

The Moon on the Fixed Star, Facies

Facies is a nebula positioned in the face of the Archer, where the eyes are. The Moon is conjunct it at this Full Moon.

This star is of Sun and Mars nature, and the name traces to the Latin facere: to make, to do. Traditional sources associate Facies with those who carry their purpose forward regardless of the cost, raising before us the driven person who expects to sustain some damage along the way and presses on regardless.

Nebulae, being diffuse rather than sharply defined points of light in our sky, carry an ancient association with impaired or clouded sight. The Moon on such a nebula, in the face of the Archer no less, raises a particular question at this Full Moon: are you seeing what you think you’re seeing? The fiery nature of this fixed star removes any doubt as to your determination to act. Before you commit to the direction you’ve already decided on, get a second opinion. No matter how prepared you might be, the view from where you’re standing might not cover everything.

The Constellations of Words entry on Facies goes further into the star’s mythology and the historical record behind these qualities than this horoscope column can: constellationsofwords.com/facies.

Seasonal Guidance for Your Zodiac Sign – Summer is Finally Here!

As summer arrives, heat intensifies and moisture gives way to the drying quality that characterizes the season. Hot and dry together make up the year’s most extreme seasonal point, and constitutions respond differently: for those who run cold or wet, the correction is welcome; for those who already run warm, the additional heat is the season’s main challenge. Fresh produce is at its peak and suits the season broadly; lighter meals and movement in the early morning or evening work well as the heat deepens.

These suggestions are drawn from an ancient tradition of thinking about how the body’s constitution responds to seasonal change. They’re offered for consideration, not as rules to follow to the letter – take what applies to your circumstances and leave the rest. To learn more about the theory behind this guidance, see “Medieval Temperaments,” an article by astrologer Ryhan Butler at medievalastrologyguide.com/medieval-temperaments.

Fire Signs – Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Cooling becomes the primary task as summer arrives for your constitution. Reduce exercise intensity; hard efforts in the heat are counterproductive when you’re already running warm. Meals should be lighter and smaller – vegetables, fish, cold foods. Dilute wine or switch to something lighter; heavy reds in summer heat are an inflammatory combination for a hot, dry constitution. Cool sleeping conditions shift from a preference to a need.

Earth Signs – Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo

Entering summer, your constitution comes into one of its stronger seasons. External heat counters your native coldness, and physical capacity tends to be at or near its best; use it. Eat freely from the season’s fresh produce. Some caution with alcohol in the hottest weather – your constitution handles summer’s heat well, but moderation still applies. You tend to sleep well in summer; a well-ventilated room is all the adjustment you’ll likely need.

Air Signs – Libra, Aquarius, Gemini

Summer’s heat is familiar to your constitution, and the season’s drying quality works in your favor – moderating the native wetness that spring amplified. Appetite may moderate as the heat peaks; lighter, more frequent meals suit this well – salads, fruits, cold fish. Hydration should stay top of mind. Alcohol should be lighter and more dilute; heat compounds its effects.

Water Signs – Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

For a cold, wet constitution, entering summer is the year’s most directly corrective transition – heat and dryness both work against your native qualities. Appetite tends to be good and digestion more reliable than at most other times of year. Eat freely from fresh seasonal produce; raw and cold foods are better tolerated in summer than in any other season. Exercise vigorously. Alcohol in moderation – you have more latitude here than in cooler seasons, but the heat still warrants some care. Your constitution can be sensitive to heat even when it suits you; a comfortable sleeping environment matters more than usual.

Sabian Symbol for 8° Capricorn: An Angel Comes Carrying a Harp

An angel arrives carrying a harp. The image is one of attentiveness: present when needed, bringing what the moment calls for, whose arrival itself produces a settling effect.

The positive pole of this degree is care that acts: reading what is needed and offering it because you noticed. People around this degree can inspire confidence and ease in others in ways they may not fully notice themselves.

The shadow is the Pied Piper: soothing words that carry people somewhere they shouldn’t go, comfort that covers rather than addresses what’s wrong, a harmony that exists on the surface while something unresolved sits underneath it.

Saturn squaring this Full Moon makes the question sharper. Whether in what you offer to others or in what you accept from them: is the attentiveness real, or is it cover for something that hasn’t been honestly faced?

Linda Hill’s website is the most thorough resource available for the full interpretations across all 360 degrees – the place to go to see the various symbols in your own birth chart.

What Does the June 2026 Full Moon in Capricorn Mean for Your Horoscope?

The themes of this Full Moon will play out differently depending on where Capricorn falls in your chart. What follows offers sign-by-sign guidance for working with the weeks ahead. For a more detailed picture of how this lunation engages your own chart, a consultation with a professional astrologer can help clarify what is personal and what is simply passing through.

Aries

Saturn has settled into your sign, and you’re feeling it (or, perhaps others are seeing it all around you). The pressure lands on your stamina and your capacity to bear what’s being demanded – and Saturn in Aries isn’t patient with weakness. Finances are the active secondary story: income and material security need more attention than usual, and the drive around them can run productive or combative depending on what it’s aimed at. Home is where the relief is this period – turn there for a break!

Taurus

You’re running faster than usual – maybe that’s a nice change of pace for you, though Taurus does like a bit more routine and relaxation. Mars in your sign brings more initiative and competitive edge than your natural pace tends toward, and the mind is busy with local plans and conversations that multiply on contact. Home life is easy at this Full Moon; Venus there makes domestic comfort available and pleasant. Where to direct the surplus before it turns into restlessness? Pick the thing most worth pressing and move toward it.

Gemini

Mercury retrograding through your social life means group plans and what you thought was agreed may need a second look before they’re final. Don’t push things to conclusion yet. There’s also something operating below the surface – an unresolved matter or old tension that Mars in the 12th keeps alive. The other side of that coin is you may smell rats where none exist – so let things rise on their own. Besides, Venus in your 3rd house gives you a bit of luck this month with everyday matters, and it may resolve on its own.

Cancer

Close relationships are the main event at this Full Moon. The Moon in Capricorn falls in your partnership house, and what’s been developing in close relationships comes fully into view. Consider burdens and costs – both others place on you, and where you may have been such to others. A close relationship needs more clarity than you may currently have. You have the energy and presence this period to take on whatever comes, as the Sun and Mercury are both in your sign. 

Leo

Career ambition is high, and Mars in your 10th house gives you an edge worth using. This period can produce visible professional progress if you expect it to. Venus in your sign makes you personally engaging and socially smooth, which helps. The Sun in the 12th suggests something still developing quietly behind the scenes; not everything is ready to surface yet, and that’s fine. Follow the career thread. What’s forming in the background will become clearer when Mercury turns direct.

Virgo

The Full Moon lands in your creative and romantic life. Whatever has been developing there comes into clear view at this Full Moon, and the emotions around it run higher. Jupiter in the 11th keeps the field wide through friends and social connections – a supportive backdrop for what surfaces. Venus in the 12th is softer: something soothing or attractive operating just below the surface, not yet named. This is a period to pay close attention to what brings you pleasure.

Libra

Your career and public standing are prominent – the Sun in your professional house makes your work visible, and this is a period to lead and press forward on what you’ve been building. But close relationships are under more pressure: Saturn in your partnership house is testing what those bonds are built on, and the examination isn’t necessarily going to feel so gentle. Your ruling planet Venus in the 11th offers ease through friends and social life, which provides plenty of relief from the partnership scrutiny.

Scorpio

Professional life is moving well. Venus in your career house makes public-facing interactions smooth, and this period favors professional dealings and anything requiring you to be effective with people in authority. Partnerships are more charged: Mars in your relationship house brings energy to one-to-one connections that can run passionate and collaborative or combative, depending on whether the drive is pointed toward something shared. Watch for territorialism – from you, or ‘them.’ The Sun in the 9th draws your attention toward broader questions of direction, and it’s a good month for personal reflection.

Sagittarius

Daily work (especially chores and those kinds of things that need doing but are never appreciated) and health are under active pressure. Mars in the 6th drives hard on efficiency and effort, but pushing past your physical limits will cost more than it gains. Pace yourself. Jupiter is also expanding shared resources or a partner’s finances, and that story deserves close attention. Venus in the 9th makes travel and philosophical study appealing, and that direction offers pleasure worth taking if the work pressure allows for it.

Capricorn

The Full Moon is in your own sign, so that could mean the month’s focus is more personal for you than for the other signs. The Sun and Mercury in your partnership house light up close relationships and make conversations there carry more weight than usual. But Mercury retrograding through that same territory means what you communicate and what the other person hears may differ. Don’t assume clarity you don’t have! That can produce a multitude of problems that are easier sorted from the outset.

Aquarius

Home life is charged – Mars in the 4th brings friction to domestic matters, tension with family or pressure around your living situation that can no longer go unaddressed. (This includes roommates and tenants in your building.) Jupiter in the 6th is the more positive story: work is expanding and the effort you put into your routine is paying off. Venus in the 7th keeps partnerships easy and affectionate – if you’re seeking romance, get out there! Just be sure to attend to the home front, as the rest is in good shape.

Pisces

Social life and friendships are where the emotional weight of this Full Moon falls, which should give you ample opportunity to be there for those who are going through something major and could benefit from your wisdom. Jupiter in the 5th keeps creative life and romance in generous supply. This month, self-expression pays back in dividends. Venus in the 6th makes daily work more pleasant and working relationships more harmonious. There is quite a lot to draw on this period.

Want to see a professional astrologer? I offer birth chart consultations that explore dominant life themes through your present circumstances – whether you want to understand what’s ahead or build a clearer picture of your timing. Get a sense of what we can accomplish together.

Plus, discover your Summer Solstice Horoscope!

Horoscope Author

Wade Caves, based in Brooklyn, NY, is an astrological consultant and educator specializing in problem-solving applications of astrology. He teaches astrological divination and astronomy at the School of Traditional Astrology. Wade also publishes his work on world astrology through Skyscript’s In Mundo publishing desk. He even hosts the World Astrology Summit. A conference dedicated to the advancement of astrology for global problem-solving. Website: wadecaves.com • skyscript.co.uk/inmundo. Email: hello@wadecaves.com.

Story by Wade Caves
Photo Courtesy of Stephanie Greene

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Easy Summer Lunch Ideas for Kids and Busy Moms

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A turkey and apple sandwich side up on a white plate next to chips.

The bell has rung — yes, school’s out for summer — and the kids who were previously occupied for the hours of approximately 7:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. are now at home clamoring for attention, desperately seeking entertainment, and seemingly always hungry. Who coined the phrase “the lazy days of summer?” Someone without kids at home, no doubt. 

We combed through our recipes to find some easy-but-elevated summer lunch ideas for kids to add a light breeziness to your sunny days. 

Quick and Easy Summer Lunch Ideas to Make for Kids

The Classic Pairing, Upgraded: Homemade Tomato Soup with Grilled Cheese and Pear

This combo was born during World War II, served to military personnel and school kids when Campbell’s soup, pre-sliced bread, and sliced cheese became widely available. We’ve come a long way since then. If you haven’t yet tried making your own tomato soup, take our word for it: it is sublime and well worth the effort. Pairing it with this creamy and subtly sweet sandwich is the stuff of comfort food dreams. 

On a Roll: Hot Dog Roll-Ups

Four hot dog roll-ups sit on a green plate agasint a green backgrouns

This is a fun recipe to make with older kids as they will love the theater of it all. Start in the morning, as it takes some time for the dough to rise — which is always a wonder, as is kneading the sticky mixture. You could even invite their friends to come and roll their own dogs. If you prefer less theatrics and more ease, crescent roll dough is a perfect swap in. 

One for Mom (or Dad): High Protein Chicken Salad with Greek Yogurt

Three plates full of High Protein Chicken Salad with nuts on top.

Having a big container of chicken salad in the fridge is akin to the oxygen mask on a plane. You can deal with the kids’ lunch prep — or whatever comes at you — when you have a nutrient-dense, sweet-and-savory salad at the ready. You can even grab a fork and eat right out of the bowl, we won’t tell. 

Leftover’s Delight: Chicken and Orzo Soup

A black bowl of Chicken and Orzo Soup with a silver ladle in it.

While there’s a bit of chopping involved here, using orzo, which cooks right in the broth, and leftover (or rotisserie) chicken, means this soup comes together pretty quickly. If your little ones are averse to “green things,” you can always skip the arugula — or add that in after you’ve ladled bowls for them. 

Go Fishing: Fancy Fish Sticks

These fancy fish sticks from Michaela Blaney will be your new weeknight dinner hero.

Getting kids to eat fish is always a win. This recipe is user-friendly; it just requires a bit of planning as it uses cooked salmon, which is available in many grocery stores’ prepared food cases. You can even make a big batch as fish sticks freeze well. Pair the crunchy treat with cut cantaloupe or — even easier — red grapes.

Lunch on the Go: Turkey and Granny Smith Apple Sandwich or White Bean Tuna Salad Wraps

We chose this recipe as it brings in the sweetness that kids love. Perhaps it will inspire you to add sliced fruit to other sandwiches? Some options include Virginia ham with peaches or pineapple on a Hawaiian roll; peanut butter with strawberries, apples, or bananas on wheat bread; or chicken salad with red grapes on mini croissants.

This wrap is great as it ups the protein with both white beans and tuna, it’s easy to hold, and it packs well in your cooler for a day at the pool. If you — or your kids — don’t like onion, skip it; there’s still plenty of tanginess from the lemon juice. And if you prefer tuna in water, that works as well. 

Fun to Make Together: Homemade Hot Pockets

A pizza roll hot pocket lays on a piece of butcher paper as another lays split open, facing the camera in the upper right hand corner.

This lunch is a twofer as it solves your what-to-eat dilemma and doubles as a fun kids-in-the-kitchen activity, making it great for a rainy day. Many groceries sell refrigerated dough — or you could also make this into a three-fer by adding in a road trip to a pizzeria to buy their dough. You can always call your local pizza shop, buying dough balls is not an uncommon ask. 

Get on the Stick: Caprese Kebabs 

An aerial shot of four Caprese Kebabs sitting on a green plate. A bowl of carrots and dip sit nearby. Caprese Kebabs Recipe

Kids love novelty — and what’s more unique than eating lunch off of a stick? Depending on their ages, kids can help thread the tomatoes, mozzarella, and ham onto the skewers. As this recipe has dipping sauce, add your child’s favorite cut veggies as a side. A word from someone who’s been there: be sure to take the sticks before the kids start using them as mini swords — or maybe just after?

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Collier’s Cuts: Spielberg Looks to the Skies Once Again with Movie ‘Disclosure Day’

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Emily Blunt with teary eyes looking up at the sky in her home.
Emily Blunt in DISCLOSURE DAY, directed by Steven Spielberg.
An orange review card giving disclosure day 3/5 stars beside a photo of crop circles from the movie.

Steven Spielberg has dealt with the subject of extraterrestrials on three occasions; two of those films, E.T. and Close Encounters of the Third Kind, are all-time classics. (Your mileage may vary on War of the Worlds.) Now, the filmmaker returns to the topic with his 35th feature Disclosure Day — though the visitors in this film are already among us.

The Truth is Out There In Spielberg’s New Movie Disclosure Day

Josh O’Connor stars as Daniel Kellner, a young cybersecurity expert on the run. When the film begins, he’s in a jam; he’s stolen a trove of secrets from his former employer, a shadowy, high-tech NGO with an interest in extraterrestrial technology. They have him cornered; his girlfriend, a former novitiate turned agnostic (Eve Hewson), has been kidnapped to coerce his cooperation.

Kellner manages to escape with both his paramour and his loot, but the bad guys are on his tail. He receives vague instructions from another errant former coworker (Colman Domingo) and hops between safe houses; meanwhile, in Kansas City, an ambitious meteorologist has a bad day at work. Margaret Fairchild (Emily Blunt) breaks down during a weather forecast, unleashing a bizarre series of clicks and glossal exclamations before collapsing. Oh — and she’s suddenly telepathic, drawn to find and assist Kellner despite having never met him.

A Cat-and-Mouse Game, but the Cat and the Mouse Are Aliens

For most of Disclosure Day’s 145-minute runtime, Kellner and Fairchild are evading capture. The villains, led by a steely exec named Scanlon (Colin Firth), are tracking them through a sort of high-tech astral projection; Scanlon can both occupy the minds of those around our heroes and take over the motor functions of their compatriots.

That conceit (and a similar trick that Fairchild can conjure) add a bit of variety, and Spielberg draws decent tension out of high-concept situations. The trouble, though, is that this sort of story — noble outlaws trying to stay alive and at large — renders the circumstances moot. Kellner and Fairchild could be spies trying to escape a hostile nation; they could be bandits trying to abscond with the loot from a train robbery. No matter how novel the subject matter is, the action itself is somewhat tiring.

Blame the screenwriter, perhaps. David Koepp has a number of undeniable efforts to his name; he co-wrote Jurassic Park with the novelist Michael Crichton, collaborated on the original Mission: Impossible script and penned the 2002 Spider-Man film on his own. He also, however, has a sturdy roster of duds: Tom Cruise in the franchise-killing The Mummy, the abominable Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and the aforementioned War of the Worlds.

Spielberg has worked with Koepp frequently; they’re clearly close. Perhaps, though, he should’ve looked at his own track record: When Spielberg does aliens without Koepp, he makes a masterpiece. When they team up, the results are middling.

It’s Too Good to Be Bad

Fortunately, there’s simply too much talent here to let Disclosure Day fall apart. Spielberg turns pedestrian sequences into feats of action and tension. The supporting cast — particularly Domingo and Hewson — elevate their co-stars. And handsome cinematography, by longterm Spielberg collaborator Janusz Kamiński, gives the film a metallic, conspiratorial air.

The concluding sequence is wonderful. I won’t spoil it, but the last 20 minutes had me riveted. At the risk of second-guessing some of the most successful people in Hollywood, I think the film should’ve started there — a look at the world after the titular Disclosure Day would’ve been far more fascinating than the extended chase sequence we got, handsome though it was.

It’s still Spielberg, though. Even if some swings don’t result in a home run, he never strikes out.

Story by Sean Collier
Featured Photo Courtesy of Niko Tavernise/Universal Studios and Amblin Entertainment

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Collier’s Cuts: The ‘Scary Movie’ Spoof Series Returns in 2026 — Check Your Brain at the Door

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Marlon Wayans plays Shorty in Scary Movie from Paramount Pictures.
An orange banner with a picture of a woman with glasses and big frizzy hair with a 2 1/2 out of 5 star movie rating for Scary Movie.

Well, if the movies it spoofed are back, Scary Movie might as well try again with a new film in 2026. Scream and Halloween have produced latter-day chapters with identical titles to their previous installments, so the Wayans brothers’ return to lowbrow, deliberately boundary-crossing parody was all but inevitable.

Does the Scary Movie Spoof Formula Hold Up in 2026?

Inevitably, you’ll find yourself laughing at Scary Movie. There are two reasons that this film, shaggy and overstuffed though it is, will have you unleashing guilty chuckles: there are some very funny performers, and there are so many jokes being hurled at you that some can’t help but hit.

It’s comedy by shotgun; more pellets are going to miss than hit, but the ones that land might do some damage.

Fortunately, most of the assembled roster is likable. Anna Faris and Regina Hall remain hilarious; Marlon Wayans travels way over the top but gathers plenty of laughs on the journey. The cast list is massive and predictably contains plenty of unannounced cameos; a few game players — Olivia Rose Keegan, Dave Sheridan, Heidi Gardner and Benny Zielke among them — rise above the noise.

Leave Your Inner Critic at the Door

Wayans has made it clear that a return to Scary Movie is an opportunity to transgress, deliberately playing with all manner of taboo or broadly offensive topics — and mocking the idea of offensive comedy itself. Just as inevitably as some jokes will make you guffaw, others will make you cringe; such lines cannot be approached without occasionally tripping over them.

It’s hard to take true offense, though; as Eminem said in a decades-old song borrowed by Scary Movie’s trailer, this film is “just obscene.” It does not seek to upset only to lampoon. While there are some modern sensibilities that won’t be able to accept that approach (and are perfectly justified in avoiding the film as a result), the intent is mostly harmless.

It’d be silly to call Scary Movie a fine example of filmmaking — and the series has never aspired to that goal. (Even rating it on a star meter like the one above feels slightly inappropriate.) It’s a collection of gags, gentle shots at recent hits and cheap laughs. In that attempt, it does just fine.

He-Man and One Jonas Brother Walk Into a Cinema

In Power Ballad, a compelling dram-edy from Once director John Carney, Paul Rudd gets a night of rock-star attention that quickly turns sour. A wedding-band frontman and loving family man, he’s invited to a late-night jam session after a pop star (Nick Jonas) recognizes his talent. The drunken collaboration leads to a stolen song turned megahit, sending our hard-luck hero on a journey for recognition. Rudd’s elevated everyman persona works perfectly, and the script expertly tiptoes between realism and fantasy. It’s an undeniable crowd-pleaser … even if the signature song probably should’ve been a bit more catchy.

Rumor has it that there’s a new adventure for He-Man — the live-action beat-em-up Masters of the Universe — simply because the success of Barbie sent Hollywood on a quest for more marketable toy lines. Why did Amazon/MGM think the line of quasi-beloved, broadly forgotten ’80s action figures was worth 141 minutes and $200 million dollars in budget? Your guess is as good as mine. Early reviews are lukewarm, though, so if you still have Skeletor somewhere in your house, have at it.

The well-reviewed Carolina Caroline, a modern Bonnie and Clyde tale that was a hit at the Toronto International Film Festival, gets a limited release this weekend. Check the listings at your local arthouse; the increasingly can’t-miss Samara Weaving stars alongside Kyle Gallner and Kyra Sedgwick.

One of the best comedies of the ’90s returns to theaters for a 30th-anniversary victory lap … even if it can’t walk in shoes. Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Hank Azaria and Gene Hackman star in The Birdcage; catch it via Fathom’s Big Screen Classics series this Sunday and Wednesday.

Story by Sean Collier
Photos © Paramount Pictures

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Juneteenth Red Punch (Berry Peach Lemonade)

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Three glasses of red punch beside a large pitcher of the punch with mint leaves inside and strawberries on the rim.

Red punch is a meaningful part of Juneteenth celebrations, symbolizing resilience, strength, and joy. This Berry Peach Lemonade is a fresh, modern take on that tradition. For this recipe we’re using naturally red fruits to create a colorful and also refreshing drink that’s perfect for sharing at summer gatherings. Our Juneteenth Red Punch comes from Cheryl Johnson of Aunt Cheryl’s Café, a café serving up breakfast, lunch, and soul food for dinner. Her Award-Winning Sweet Potato Pie is a must-order, especially if you’re planning on having a Juneteenth celebration. She also takes catering orders for large groups and special occasions. But, if you can’t make it to her restaurant in Pittsburgh, you can at least make her Berry Peach Lemonade at home for a taste of what she’s all about.

Why Do We Serve Red Punch on Juneteenth?

Red drinks like fruit punch are a meaningful part of Juneteenth celebrations dating back to early emancipation gatherings in the late 1800s. The tradition symbolizes resilience, strength, and remembrance as freed slaves celebrate their freedom with food, music, and shared meals.

The color red connects to history and culture of the time. It often represents the bloodshed and sacrifices of enslaved people, while also reflecting their endurance and pride. Just as importantly, red drinks stem from West African culinary traditions where ingredients like hibiscus would create ruby-colored beverages for celebrations and ceremonies.

Even though recipes for red drinks develop through the ages, the significance still stands as a a visual tribute to history, community, and joy.

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Three glasses of red punch beside a large pitcher of the punch with mint leaves inside and strawberries on the rim.

Juneteenth Red Punch (Berry Peach Lemonade)


  • Author: Cheryl Johnson

Description

Add this punch to your Juneteenth celebration menu.


Ingredients

Scale
  • 2 ripe fresh peaches
  • 2 cups fresh strawberries
  • 1 cup fresh raspberries
  • 1/21 cup sugar
  • 4 lemons, juiced
  • 1 cup of pineapple juice
  • 4 1/2 cups cold water
  • Ice cubes


Instructions

  1. Place strawberries, raspberries, peaches, 1/2 cup water and 1/2 cup sugar in a saucepan. Blend with water until smooth. Let cook until boiling.
  2. Strain the fruit mixture to remove pulp and save the juice. Let cool.
  3. Mix lemon juice and remaining sugar until dissolved.
  4. Add juice from berries and pineapple juice.
  5. Add remaining water and stir well.
  6. Served chilled with ice and garnish with strawberries and lemon.

Recipe by Cheryl Johnson of Aunt Cheryl’s Café
Photography by Dave Bryce

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Your Summer Solstice Horoscope for June 2026

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When the sun crosses into cancer at the Summer Solstice, it reaches the longest day of the year in the Northern Hemisphere, the moment of maximum light before the slow retreat begins. What do the planets tell us about our Summer Solstice horoscope for June 2026?

For ancient Egyptians, summer solstice was the beginning of the new year. The solstice brought the first appearance of Sirius in the predawn sky after months of absence, and shortly after, the Nile would begin its annual flood – depositing the rich silt that made agriculture and civilization possible. Everything that sustained Egyptian life arrived on the heels of this moment, and it was welcomed and celebrated as the start of their year.

Today the solstice marks something similar: the height of the outdoor social season (did you know global travel peaks from late June to August?), gardens at full bloom, and long evenings that seem to expand time itself.

The chart cast for the Sun’s ingress into Cancer gives astrologers a seasonal map – a picture of the collective atmosphere we’ll all be moving through until autumn arrives.

Fortune Favors the Prepared: Mars Sextile Jupiter

Mars and Jupiter form one of summer’s most productive alignments, a sextile that combines drive with opportunity in a way that tends to reward those who have already done some groundwork. This is an aspect that can take a small seed and push it through to full bloom in the blink of an eye.

Mars is at the tail end of Taurus this solstice, which slows its usual directness and routes energy through patience and persistence rather than speed. Taurus wants to build something that lasts, and Mars here is most effective when it works steadily toward a concrete goal rather than pushing for immediate results.

Jupiter in Cancer is a strong placement – this is a sign where Jupiter historically performs well, generating growth and abundance with less effort than usual. But this planet-sign combination amplifies everything it touches, wanted or not. Appetite, emotion, and attachment all expand alongside the more welcome developments.

Together, the sextile creates an opening for confident, purposeful action – particularly in domestic life, creative work, and anything requiring sustained effort over time.

Finding a Language Beyond Words: Mercury Sextile Mars

Mercury in Cancer presents a particular challenge for the planet most associated with articulate thought. The crab is traditionally voiceless: it communicates through movement, posture, and presence rather than language. Mercury in this sign must find ways to carry meaning that straight declaration cannot always reach: image, tone, atmosphere, and the kind of emotional intelligence that reads a room before proceeding.

The sextile with Mars sharpens this considerably. Mars brings initiative and confidence to Mercury’s toolkit, and the aspect as a whole favors decisive thinking, persuasive exchanges, and imperative-style communication that moves people to act. The combination rewards those willing to use every channel available – not just the verbal one. A well-chosen image, a shift in tone, or a message delivered at the right emotional pitch can accomplish more under this sky than a perfectly constructed argument.

Love That Knows What It’s Doing: Venus Trine Saturn

This summer’s Venus in Leo draws to the magnificent, like a grand gesture, a room-filling presence, or a connection that feels like a main event. This isn’t a placement that settles quietly or goes unnoticed, and its desire for adoration can scatter attention across too many compelling options at once.

What Saturn in Aries introduces is a different kind of discipline. Saturn’s usual tools – patience, convention, institutional structure – don’t land as well in Aries, a sign that resists being told how things are done. To function here, Saturn has to find a more direct form: responsibility that looks like courage rather than caution, commitment expressed through action rather than endurance.

The trine between these two creates a surprisingly workable combination. Venus brings warmth and desire; Saturn brings the willingness to mean it. The aspect suggests that lasting connections this summer come not through grand declarations alone, but through following through on them – showing up in ways that are consistent enough to trust, even when something brighter briefly catches the eye.

Motivation With an Asterisk: The Moon Trine Mars

The solstice Virgo Moon is precise, particular, and not easily satisfied. It notices what is incomplete, what could be better, and what we overlook. In trine with Mars, that critical eye finds an energetic outlet, and that can be productive. This is the type of aspect that allows emotion to translate into initiative, and feelings to become projects. Certainly, the drive to improve something moves from internal dissatisfaction into concrete action.

The complication is that the Moon is exalted in Taurus, the sign Mars currently occupies. That gives the Moon a proprietary claim on this territory, and she is not shy about pressing it. The Moon will push for responsiveness, for acknowledgment, for Mars to move in the direction she’s pointing. Mars in Taurus is not inclined to be rushed or redirected. Instead, it sets its own pace and resents interference, however well-intentioned.

The trine keeps this from becoming a standoff. But, expect some friction from things that should go smoothly being halted by obstinance.

Moon on the Star Denebola, or the Lion’s Tail

Denebola sits at the opposite end of the Lion from Regulus (its heart). The contrast between these two stars has long been noted. Where Regulus promises glory and the rewards of leadership, Denebola brings swift reversals, public exposure, and the particular misfortune that follows when confidence outruns judgment. The Arabic astronomers called it Al Sarfah, the Changer, a reference to the turning of weather: one Persian astronomer wrote that heat departs when it rises, and cold departs when it disappears. Broadly, it marks a threshold, a moment when conditions shift.

With the Moon here at the solstice, that threshold quality enters the seasonal picture. This runs us toward overreach, hasty verdicts, and public stumbles that we could avoid with a little more patience. The star is not without its merits – when well-placed, it supports reform and progress – but it rewards those who have earned their position, and is unkind to those who merely assumed it.

Your Horoscope for the Summer Solstice June 2026

Aries

Money and resources demand clear-headed attention – the drive to secure and defend what’s yours is high, and that energy is useful when directed into practical goals and counterproductive when it tips into acquisition for its own sake. Work and health might drain you emotionally, with daily routines carrying a significance they don’t always have; changes to small habits this summer are likely to stick. The quieter, more private thinking happening at home is worth taking seriously too – some of the most useful insights will surface there rather than in the world.

Taurus

This is a summer of unusual personal momentum – more initiative, more physical energy, more willingness to lead. The creative and romantic life runs warm alongside it, and the local environment is sociable and pleasant. The caution worth naming is that this much forward energy can move faster than the people around you are prepared for. The drive is an asset; the question is whether you’re bringing others with you or simply leaving them behind. Pace it with some awareness of your impact and the season delivers.

Gemini

The mind is running well this summer – sharp, confident, and capable of making connections that others miss. With that much mental energy, we run the same risk that follows Mercury and Jupiter anywhere: the big picture becomes so compelling that we skip the load-bearing details. Financial thinking in particular benefits from that caution; there’s real ability here for negotiation and shrewd planning, but optimism can outpace the numbers if you let it. Back the good ideas with the arithmetic, and this is a productive season.

Cancer

Something is sharpening your voice lately – the way you present yourself, the ease with which ideas become words, the instinct to lead with feeling rather than filter it. This will be a great season for developing that skill further. Writing, short trips, and exchanges with people close by all have something to teach. Your social world has momentum and some friction in equal measure; the groups and causes pulling at your attention are worth the energy, but not every argument needs you in it.

Leo

Professional ambitions may define your summer, and the drive to be recognized for what you’re capable of is fair enough – but the path to that recognition runs through collaboration rather than solo effort. Your social world and group involvement are where the Sun is most at home this season, and the alliances built there feed directly into the career story. Beneath the outward push, there may be growing concern about security and resources. Make sure your foundation is solid before ambition gets too far ahead of it.

Virgo

Emotions lead this season, which is useful information for a sign that usually prefers analysis to run ahead of feeling. Trust the instincts; they’re more reliable than you’ll give them credit for. A restlessness is pulling toward bigger horizons – travel, study, questions you haven’t let yourself ask in a while – and that pull deserves to be taken seriously rather than reasoned away. Your social world is an unusually fertile start for ideas this summer. Some of the best thinking will happen in conversation rather than in private.

Libra

Three planets in your career house is a rare concentration, and it points in one direction: professional life is where the growth is this summer, and the conditions are as favorable as they’re likely to get for a while. Charm, strategic thinking, and Jupiter’s expansive confidence are all working in the same direction. Consider the principle of proportion – the same configuration that opens doors can also encourage overcommitment or a public manner that reads as more calculated than it intends. Let the ambition be visible; keep the maneuvering quiet.

Scorpio

Relationships are the pressure point and the opportunity simultaneously. Partnerships, personal and professional, demand direct engagement rather than the more strategic approach that often serves Scorpio well. The energy available for collaboration is there, but so is the potential for power struggles if both parties are pushing hard in different directions. The broader intellectual appetite running through these months is a useful counterweight. Time spent learning, traveling, or expanding your worldview keeps perspective intact when the relational terrain gets complicated.

Sagittarius

Career and public life can be an emotional load. Reputation is always a sensitive matter, and how authority figures perceive you will matter in ways that reward careful handling. Your daily work will be demanding but productive; health and output both benefit from the drive available, provided you don’t run it past the point of diminishing returns. Underneath all of that, Jupiter is working through deeper territory – shared resources, psychological patterns, questions about what you’re owed and what you owe. That’s the season’s more private curriculum.

Capricorn

Creative energy and romantic appetite don’t always announce themselves this loudly for Capricorn, so the confidence to strike is worth using deliberately. Partnerships and one-on-one exchanges are intellectually alive; the best relationships this season are the ones where both people are thinking together. The friction to watch is in how you communicate day-to-day, where Saturn is doing slower, less comfortable work – surfacing habits of thought and speech that have run on autopilot long enough. The creative aliveness and the communication restructuring connect.

Aquarius

You’re likely already aware that work is where this summer pays out most directly. Jupiter and Venus together in the daily life areas of your chart make this a season when dedicated effort gets noticed and the work environment is more cooperative than usual. The tension in the picture is at home, where something unresolved is asking to be dealt with rather than deferred. The professional progress available this summer is more sustainable when the domestic situation isn’t absorbing precious energy that belongs elsewhere.

Pisces

Friendships and alliances are where the season’s real growth lives. The people around you this summer are not incidental: they’re part of where you’re going. Partnerships carry emotional charge, and the temptation to defer to others in the name of harmony is worth watching. Remember, your own read on a situation deserves a seat at the table. The bigger risk is intellectual – Mercury and Jupiter together can inflate a promising idea past what it can deliver. Think big, but let the details have their say before you commit.

Horoscope Author

Wade Caves, based in Brooklyn, NY, is an astrological consultant and educator specializing in problem-solving applications of astrology. He teaches astrological divination and astronomy at the School of Traditional Astrology. Wade also publishes his work on world astrology through Skyscript’s In Mundo publishing desk. He even hosts the World Astrology Summit. A conference dedicated to the advancement of astrology for global problem-solving. Website: wadecaves.com • skyscript.co.uk/inmundo. Email: hello@wadecaves.com.

Story by Wade Caves
Photo Courtesy of George Kashcheev

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Collier’s Cuts: Nate Bargatze Tries to Conquer Cinemas with ‘The Breadwinner’

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A man picks up scrambled eggs out of a pan and looks at them disgustingly in The Breadwinner.
Nate Bargatze stars in The Breadwinner.
Nate Bargatze stands with his three children in the movie The Breadwinner wearing overalls.

The stand-up comedian Nate Bargatze has become one of the most in-demand comics in the world, regularly selling out arenas; he’s on a nationwide tour right now, in fact. He’s also been memorable in small-screen performances, including viral sketches from SNL. As with every rising comic, though, a jump to the big screen is a major test … particularly when that jump involves wading into a pair of struggling genres: broad comedy and live-action family fare.

One Man and Three Babies in The Breadwinner Movie

In The Breadwinner, which is co-written by Bargatze and Dan Lagana and directed by The Office and Brooklyn Nine-Nine helmer Eric Appel, Bargatze plays a hapless dad tasked with caring for his three daughters when his wife (Mandy Moore) launches a business. It’s familiar comedic territory, dating back to any number of ’80s and ’90s comedies: a clueless father must learn to appreciate and accomplish the innumerable tasks of modern homemaking, with mishaps and gender-stereotype jokes aplenty.

Unfortunately, The Breadwinner is neither wacky enough to escape its ho-hum concept nor realistic enough to say anything noteworthy. Yes, there are a handful of laughs generated by Bargatze’s witty rejoinders (as well as the efforts of supporting players Will Forte and Kumail Nanjiani), but the script is locked into a modicum of reality. Any approach that amplified the zaniness would’ve been helpful — and might’ve actually generated some laughs for the younger viewers clearly targeted by the film’s overall tameness.

What’s a Family Comedy If No Families Go to See It?

The core problem, though, is that families have largely abandoned this mode of entertainment. For decades, movies targeted at younger audiences have almost exclusively been the territory of animation; the few all-ages comedies that have made it into production lately have wound up on streaming services.

Blame whatever you like for this development — the fact that the price tag for a family trip to the movies has risen considerably is certainly one potential culprit — but it’s unlikely that many will find The Breadwinner worth putting on those crowded weekly activity calendars the film takes time to skewer. (One sign of trouble: major multiplex chains have already offered substantial discount codes for purchasing tickets to The Breadwinner. That’s never a sign that the box office looks promising.)

Bargatze is as personable and charming here as he is on stand-up stages and the small screen, but his obvious enthusiasm for this project hasn’t translated into anything memorable. There’s nobility in an attempt to make a movie the whole family can enjoy together; the execution here, however, is lacking.

Journey Into the Backrooms, or 20th-Century History, at Cinemas

The concept of mysterious, liminal Backrooms is an internet invention. Arising from message boards and copied collections of text and uncanny images, the idea is as alluring as it is unsettling: Round the wrong corner, and you’ll slip out of our dimension and into one where things don’t make much sense … and go on forever, or seem to. It’s the sort of thing that can be truly terrifying when encountered online, particularly late at night; will it translate to a narrative feature? A24 thinks so. Online creator Kane Parsons, who helped propagate the idea via viral YouTube clips, directs Backrooms for the indie distributor; he’s got a strong cast, led by Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve.

In somewhat more traditional fare: The wartime drama Pressure concerns a quirk of World War II history: The successful execution of the D-Day landing depended largely on the weather forecast, and weather forecasting wasn’t all that great back then. Andrew Scott, Brendan Fraser and Kerry Condon lead a cast of sturdy performers in this film from director Anthony Maras. Screenwriter David Haig adapts his own play (with help from Anthony Maras); the production was well-received in the West End.

Story by Sean Collier
Featured Photo Courtesy of Frank Masi / CTMG, Inc.

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